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Clips from Family Guy - Peter & Lois' Wedding (S18E18)

"Does this smile give you your answer?"
Family Guy
"Lois, there's something I want to ask you."
Family Guy
"Will you marry me?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, I'm-I'm so sorry, but..."
Family Guy
"I'm already engaged to Tom Tucker."
Family Guy
"Passed over for Tom Tucker?"
Family Guy
"That's terrible."
Family Guy
"What do you think of that, fellow '90s star Joey Lawrence?"
Family Guy
"-Meh. -Oh. Huh."
Family Guy
"Okay, well, what would you think if I told you"
Family Guy
"that Blossom would completely drop out of show business"
Family Guy
"to get a PhD in neuroscience"
Family Guy
"and then come back and make $15 million a year,"
Family Guy
"while you would work steadily for 20 years,"
Family Guy
"lose all your hair and go bankrupt?"
Family Guy
"-Whoa! -(chuckles): There it is!"
Family Guy
"Yeah, that's the-- that's the thing I wanted."
Family Guy
"Where's Dad?"
Family Guy
"Peter, get in here and finish the story!"
Family Guy
"Sorry, I was just watching some guy take it in the AOL."
Family Guy
"Goodbye."
Family Guy
"All right, where were we?"
Family Guy
"Mom just said she got engaged to Tom Tucker?"
Family Guy
"Well, deep down, I knew I loved your father,"
Family Guy
"but I guess I just caved to my father's pressure."
Family Guy
"And on my 28th birthday,"
Family Guy
"he introduced me to my future husband."
Family Guy
"(music ends)"
Family Guy
"(high-pitched): ¶ He's your king-to-be ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ A king to be forever ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ A king who'll do whatever ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Her Highness ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Desires ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ He's your king-to-be... ¶"
Family Guy
"Thanks, Ollie."
Family Guy
"your king-to-be."
Family Guy
"In other news,"
Family Guy
"President Clinton sent me a congratulatory cigar,"
Family Guy
"but it's a little moist."
Family Guy
"So I decided I was gonna do the most powerful thing"
Family Guy
"you could do in the '90s:"
Family Guy
"make a mixtape."
Family Guy
"Again, Peter, it's your mixtape,"
Family Guy
"but you've got "Cotton Eye Joe" as song number two,"
Family Guy
"You think it should be number three as well?"
Family Guy
"No!"
Family Guy
"I made it number three as well."
Family Guy
"Oh, Peter, I got to say,"
Family Guy
"the fourth and fifth time I heard "Cotton Eye Joe,""
Family Guy
"it really got to me."
Family Guy
"LOIS: I was so happy."
Family Guy
"I knew Peter was the one"
Family Guy
"Luckily, he was remarkably understanding about it."
Family Guy
"I've decided to be remarkably understanding about this."
Family Guy
"Really?"
Family Guy
"Yes. And to prove it,"
Family Guy
"I'm going to pay for Peter's bachelor party"
Family Guy
"at the MTV Beach House."
Family Guy
"And I promise it's not part of a ruse"
Family Guy
"to destroy your affection for Peter once and for all."
Family Guy
"Oh, Daddy, thank you!"
Family Guy
"PETER: I was thrilled."
Family Guy
"Not only was Carter letting me marry Lois,"
Family Guy
"The MTV Beach House was located"
Family Guy
"in the most hepatitis-rich part of Florida,"
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Commercials."
Family Guy
"We partied the same way everyone in the '90s did,"
Family Guy
"spaced apart by a few feet,"
Family Guy
"dancing on our own."
Family Guy
"There were these other idiots there having a bachelor party,"
Family Guy
"-PETER: Joe? -JOE: Who's that? Peter?"
Family Guy
"PETER: Yeah, get out of my story. What the hell are you doing?"
Family Guy
"JOE: I'm telling the story of my days at the MTV Beach House."
Family Guy
"You get out of my story!"
Family Guy
"I'm about to tell how I met Daria."
Family Guy
"So, you partying hard or hardly partying?"
Family Guy
"Hardly interested."
Family Guy
"You're mean!"
Family Guy
"¶ La-la-la-la-la ¶"
Family Guy
"Mark McGrath, Pauly Shore and Jamie Kennedy,"
Family Guy
"and we became friends."
Family Guy
"Guys, come be in my wedding."
Family Guy
"Then we can all enter the 2000s together as friends."
Family Guy
"Sorry, Peter, but we can't go with you."
Family Guy
"We're not allowed in the 2000s."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we have to stay back here in the '90s."
Family Guy
"Goodbye, Peter."
Family Guy
"PETER: And then,"
Family Guy
"Tell the world about us!"
Family Guy
"PETER: I planned to,"
Family Guy
"that only had a little bit of sand on it."
Family Guy
"And most of the sand was very brushable."
Family Guy
"You can pretty much wash a hot dog with soap and water,"
Family Guy
"and you can still eat it."
Family Guy
"I danced for eight hours straight on The Grind,"
Family Guy
"Also, for some reason, I was the only guy"
Family Guy
"Maybe it was 'cause of the Country Time Lemonade powder"
Family Guy
"I'd been eating, or 'cause me and Quagmire"
Family Guy
"were huckin' Capri Suns at each other."
Family Guy
"But little did I know, while I was dancing"
Family Guy
"and periodically peeing in the pool,"
Family Guy
"Carter was orchestrating a plan"
Family Guy
"to destroy my relationship with your mom once and for all."
Family Guy
"You're the hottest girl of 1990-this."
Family Guy
"I've got a proposition for you."
Family Guy
"(whispering)"
Family Guy
"Hey, there. You're all that and a bag of chips."
Family Guy
"What a cool phrase."
Family Guy
"(crowd cheering, whistling)"
Family Guy
"Look, Peter's wrestling with Daisy Foo-en-taze!"
Family Guy
"(both grunting)"
Family Guy
"(Daisy grunts)"
Family Guy
"PETER: It all happened so fast."
Family Guy
"Oh. We're having fun 'cause it's not 9/11 yet. Mmm."
Family Guy
"PETER: But the next thing I knew,"
Family Guy
"And it was on national television."
Family Guy
"LOIS: I was home doing what girls did at the time--"
Family Guy
"looking at pictures of John Elway."
Family Guy
"(sighs) My horse-toothed dreamboat."
Family Guy
"Denver looks beautiful."
Family Guy
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