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Clips from Family Guy - Peter & Lois' Wedding (S18E18)

"(gasps) Can you give me a moment?"
Family Guy
"¶ But where are those good old-fashioned values ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ On which we used to rely? ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a family guy ¶"
Family Guy
"(90s-style sitcom theme playing)"
Family Guy
"with her friends Bonnie and..."
Family Guy
"It was cold. You know,"
Family Guy
"there were originally nine friends,"
Family Guy
"Lois, you look down. What's wrong?"
Family Guy
"I just don't know if I'll ever date again."
Family Guy
"He wanted me to marry one of Quahog's up-and-comers,"
Family Guy
"Seamus or Billy Zane."
Family Guy
"Okay, well, I'm definitely going."
Family Guy
"Hey, guys, there's a great concert"
Family Guy
"in World Trade Center Plaza this weekend!"
Family Guy
"but that still doesn't address this issue of the order."
Family Guy
"Well, that's 'cause everyone smokes nowadays."
Family Guy
"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"-CHRIS: Dad, what... -PETER: H-Hang on, Chris."
Family Guy
"It was just "vague business.""
Family Guy
"-You've got mail! -Okay, good, but quiet."
Family Guy
"That's only 'cause she got tired of waiting around for you."
Family Guy
"AOL GUY: You've got male porn!"
Family Guy
"(tribal music playing)"
Family Guy
"Good afternoon, Lois. I'm Tom Tucker,"
Family Guy
"PETER: Well, I wasn't gonna give up that easily."
Family Guy
"number four, seven and eight."
Family Guy
"But I dreaded having to tell my father."
Family Guy
"but this was gonna be the ultimate bachelor party."
Family Guy
"known as Florida."
Family Guy
"Whassup?!"
Family Guy
"No skipping those yet."
Family Guy
"JOE: Yeah, I was pretty much the coolest guy there."
Family Guy
"but I didn't know 'em. They were losers."
Family Guy
"(Daria theme playing)"
Family Guy
"¶ La-la-la-la-la. ¶"
Family Guy
"PETER: I even got to meet my heroes,"
Family Guy
"they all walked into the sea and disappeared forever."
Family Guy
"but then I found a half-eaten hot dog"
Family Guy
"occasionally going into the pool to pee."
Family Guy
"-a bee was following the whole time. -(buzzing)"
Family Guy
"Oh, that's how I say my last name."
Family Guy
"I hope it never sounds dumb and dated."
Family Guy
"(both grunt)"
Family Guy
"(Daisy grunting)"
Family Guy
"(indistinct chatter)"
Family Guy
"I was kissing Daisy Fuentes."
Family Guy
"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"That was cool."
Family Guy
"Well, Magic Johnson got AIDS, and I was like, "What?!""
Family Guy
"So as a way to forget my pain,"
Family Guy
"Uh, clearly, we hadn't discussed the, uh,"
Family Guy
"and then spent the rest of the day doing"
Family Guy
"I find your argument shallow and pedantic."
Family Guy
"Now, listen, we don't have too much time before the wedding,"
Family Guy
"PETER: Like everything stupid"
Family Guy
"in the '90s, Googoogle took off."
Family Guy
"They said it would burn a hole in your brain,"
Family Guy
"but really, no, don't do it."
Family Guy
"Even if you don't hook up, you don't care."
Family Guy
"PETER: But despite our success,"
Family Guy
"but when he died, it was so sad."
Family Guy
"Somehow, all this success feels meaningless,"
Family Guy
"Peter, then you need to stop that wedding"
Family Guy
"before it's too late."
Family Guy
"But we've got a business to run."
Family Guy
"(loud explosion)"
Family Guy
"(organ music playing)"
Family Guy
"(loud explosion)"
Family Guy
"You're ruining my wedding!"
Family Guy
"but I can't stop thinking about you, day and night."
Family Guy
"DAISY: Uh, I didn't."
Family Guy
"Lois, you're the only woman for me."
Family Guy
"as the guys your dad wants for you,"
Family Guy
"as the Star Wars movies are a perfect isolated trilogy,"
Family Guy
"-Damn it, stop them! -PETER: One by one,"
Family Guy
"(bell tolling)"
Family Guy
"I was driving my innocent friend O.J."
Family Guy
"which I paid 50 grand to rent out"
Family Guy
"the day before the dot-com bubble burst."
Family Guy
"I now pronounce this the last straight marriage."
Family Guy
"-(both moaning) -PETER: And I think"
Family Guy
"I got swindled on the Fenway deal"
Family Guy
"-(bat clacks) -STADIUM ANNOUNCER: It's a hit!"
Family Guy
"LOIS: I was having serious regrets"
Family Guy
"about my decision, but was already pregnant with Meg,"
Family Guy
"(both laughing)"
Family Guy
"(all three laughing)"
Family Guy
"-That's not what that is? -No, Chris."
Family Guy
"Don't miss a second of Family Guy."
Family Guy
"Are you ready for the new season of Family Guy?"
Family Guy
"See all-new episodes Sundays, and check out our other Fox programs--"
Family Guy
"Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons and Bless the Harts."
Family Guy
"Oh, jeez, I'm so excited."
Family Guy
"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ¶"
Family Guy
"Good evening, Quahog. Our top story:"
Family Guy
"a local Yankee fan's dream comes true"
Family Guy
"when he's diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease."
Family Guy
"But first..."
Family Guy
"Hey, the TV went out."
Family Guy
"OTHERS: Huh."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, the Wi-Fi is out."
Family Guy
"Okay, everyone calm down."
Family Guy
"I know how we'll get through this."
Family Guy
"This is the story of the greatest trilogy ever told,"
Family Guy
"The Mighty Ducks."
Family Guy
"It was a time of great nonsense."
Family Guy
"Dad, why don't you tell us how you and Mom"
Family Guy
"fell in love and got married?"
Family Guy
"And in go the earbuds."
Family Guy
"Terrific episode idea, Meg."
Family Guy
"Well, it was the 1990s,"
Family Guy
"the decade of Viagra but also Lorena Bobbitt,"
Family Guy
"so it was kind of a yay-boo period for penises."
Family Guy
"After graduating, your mom and me moved to the city"
Family Guy
"with all our friends."
Family Guy
"(four claps)"
Family Guy
"I lived with my best friends, Quagmire and Cleveland."
Family Guy
"We were the kind of friends who were all good-looking,"
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