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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Sylvester Stallone (S03E03)

"Still, I bet you've got some funny jokes"
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"for the boys and girls tonight, Otto."
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"...into this restaurant."
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"[bleeping]"
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"...to pay, but I can tap dance if you..."
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"[bleeping]"
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"...and started eating the bagpipes. Ha, ha, ha..."
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"Uh, wow, terrific. [chuckling]"
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"And now... Uh..."
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"Well, bye-bye, boys and girls."
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"[fanfare]"
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"[♪ Oh, Lady Be Good ]"
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"♪ Oh, sweet and tender ♪"
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"Yeah."
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"♪ Oh, lady be good ♪"
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"♪ To me ♪"
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"♪ I am so awfully misunderstood ♪"
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"♪ Oh, lady be good ♪"
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"♪ Be good to me ♪"
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"[scats]"
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"Yeah, sing it."
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"♪ Hey, I'm just a lonesome baby ♪"
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"♪ In the world ♪"
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"♪ Oh, lady be good ♪"
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"♪ Be good to me ♪"
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"[scats]"
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"[scats]"
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"Yeah, sing it to us, Floyd."
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"♪ All day I'm just a lonesome thing in the world ♪"
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"♪ Mmmm lady be good ♪"
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"♪ Be good to me ♪"
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"♪ Oh, lady ♪"
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"♪ Oh, lady be good ♪"
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"♪ Lady be good ♪"
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"♪ Yeah ♪"
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"All right."
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"Hello, Sylv, are you decent?"
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"No, but my folks were. Come on in."
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"Rumor has it that there are a bunch of groupies loose in the theater."
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"- Oh, really. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I think you can rest easy."
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"You know, I noticed when you came here"
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"you didn't arrive with much baggage."
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"Yeah, that's you. [chuckling]"
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"Traveling light, yeah."
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"Thanks a lot, Link. I appreciate it."
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"If you wanted my aftershave lotion, it's in the right-hand drawer."
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"Thanks, Link, but I don't."
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"My cologne is in the left drawer."
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"Thank you, Link."
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"And the scented body talc is above the mirror."
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"Link, you treat yourself well, you know that?"
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"Oh, can't complain."
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"You know, us guys, you gotta stay fit."
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"Watch this."
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"[groans, gasps]"
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"Link?"
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"[Link moans]"
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"What's the matter? What's the matter? Oh."
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"I'll get it."
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"Oh, tell me the worst. Did he mark me?"
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"Yeah, a little bit, I'm afraid."
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"Oh, no."
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"Hey, Link Link, don't cry, don't feel bad."
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"Oh! Oh! You can't go out there. That is the stage."
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"I know that. I'm playing in the William Tell Overture."
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"I'm not."
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"Hmm. Should have a lot in common with the rest of the band."
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"[♪ William Tell Overture ]"
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"[fanfare]"
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"[announcer] Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital."
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"[Miss Piggie] When are we on?"
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"The continuing stoooory"
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"All right, Nurse Janice, where is the next patient?"
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"Here he is, Dr. Bob."
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"- Where's he from? - Hawaii."
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"I'm fine, thanks. How are you?"
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"[laughing]"
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"Oh, Dr. Bob,"
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"that is the oldest joke since they renamed the islands."
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"- What were they called before? - Sandwich."
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"No thanks. I might get crumbs on the patient."
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"[laughing]"
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"Dr. Bob, the patient was in the opening Hawaiian number."
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"Why wasn't I in that number? I can do the hula."
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"I've seen you do the hula. You're no great shakes."
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"I think the patient misses Hawaii. He's homesick."
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"How can he be homesick when he's right here sick?"
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"I mean, he misses his home in Hawaii."
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"Oh, I can fix that. Hey, patient?"
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"- Yeah. - Watch this."
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"- What is that? - Swaying palms."
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"Swaying palms!"
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"Hey, wait! Wait! Wait!"
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"Have we got any, have we got any napples?"
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"- Napples? - Mm-hm."
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"You mean apples?"
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"No, napples. You put 'em on pies."
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"Oh, no."
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"Pineapples!"
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"[Janice] Oh, no!"
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"He still up there?"
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"Listen, maybe he's not really from Hawaii."
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"That makes sense."
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"Yep, he's from Hawaii. Look, 5-0."
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"- [Janice] Oh! - [Miss Piggie] 5-0! 5-0!"
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"OK, nice one, Dr. Bob."
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"Nice? It was a Honolulu."
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"[laughing]"
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"We must've used every dumb Hawaiian joke in the book."
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"You'll be hearing from my friends on Noman."
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"Noman? Where is that?"
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"No man is an island."
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"He fell for it."
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"Yeah, if you think that joke was bad,"
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"I'm gonna go out and introduce Fozzie."
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"[fanfare]"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, comedy magic"
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"- with our own Fozzie... What? - [Fozzie] Psst! Psst!"
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