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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Sylvester Stallone (S03E03)

"I cannot do my Sawing a Lady in Half Act."
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"How come, no saw?"
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"No lady."
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"Hey, Kermit, how about a Sawing a Frog in Half?"
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"You just start. I'll find you a lady."
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"I'm not ready."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Fozzie Bear."
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"[fanfare]"
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"Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya!"
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"Thank you, thank you and thank you! Haaa!"
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"Yes, sir, Fozzie the magician."
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"A box! There's a box. Ha, ha, ha."
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"Say, who was that box I saw you with last night?"
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"That was no box. That was my luggage."
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"I am dicing with death out here, Kermit."
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"Don't worry, it's OK. I found you a lady."
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"Alrighty! Ladies and gentlemen, sawing a lady in half!"
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"[beeping]"
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"[spring bouncing]"
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"This is a lady?"
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"- [beeping] - Wha...?"
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"into the box, beautiful assistant."
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"- Into the box. - Into the box."
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"The box! Over here, the box!"
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"You will notice that I did not touch or aid my assistant in any way."
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"Get back, you fool! Into the box!"
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"- [bleeping] - Don't touch me! Into the box!"
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"Uh, yes, sir. This is ridiculous."
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"- [robot] Mama. Mama. Mama. - [sighing]"
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"- Mama. - Oh, shut up!"
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"Not the main power cables."
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"Say, what?"
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"[electrical zapping]"
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"[groaning]"
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"[thud]"
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"- Well, what did you think? - Shocking."
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"[laughing] Yes, but was it funny?"
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"Of course not. That'd really be shocking."
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"Once again, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"our very special guest star,"
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"Sylvester Stallone."
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"[♪ A Bird In A Gilded Cage ]"
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"[speaking as a poem] The ballroom was filled"
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"With fashion's throng"
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"It shone with a thousand lights"
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"And there was a woman who passed along"
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"The fairest of all the sights."
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"A girl to her lover then softly cried"
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""There's riches at her command."
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"But she married for wealth"
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"And not for love"
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"Tho she lived in a mansion grand.""
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"♪ She's only a bird in a gilded cage ♪"
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"♪ A beautiful sight to see ♪"
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"♪ Sight to see ♪"
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"♪ You may think she's happy and free from care ♪"
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"♪ She's not what she seems to be ♪"
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"♪ Seems to be ♪"
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"Of her wasted life"
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"For youth cannot mate with age"
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"♪ But her beauty was sold ♪"
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"♪ For an old man's gold ♪"
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"♪ She's a bird in a gilded cage ♪"
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"[speaking] I stood in a churchyard just at eve"
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"When sunset adorned the west"
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"And I looked at the people who'd come to grieve"
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"For loved ones now laid to rest"
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"A tall marble monument marked the grave"
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"Of one who had been fashion's queen"
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"And I thought she is happier here at rest"
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"Then to have people say when seen"
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"♪ She's only a bird in a gilded cage ♪"
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"- ♪ A beautiful sight to see ♪ - [Fozzie cries]"
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"- ♪ Sight to see ♪ - [honks nose]"
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"♪ You may think she's happy and free from care ♪"
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"♪ She's not what she seems to be ♪"
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"♪ Seems to be ♪"
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"[speaking] 'Tis sad when you think"
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"Of her wasted life"
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"For youth cannot mate with age"
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"♪ Mate with age ♪"
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"♪ And her beauty was sold ♪"
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"♪ For an old man's gold ♪"
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"♪ She's a bird in a gilded ♪"
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"♪ Cage ♪"
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"because we don't have time for anything else."
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"But before we go, let's have one last round of applause"
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"for the one and only Sylvester Stallone!"
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"Yay!"
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"Kermit, I had a great time."
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"I hope I didn't hurt the talking punching bag."
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"Hey, what hurt?"
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"Come on, Stallone, give us one for old time sake."
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"[chuckling] Hey, Stallone, my kind of guy."
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"OK. That's it for now."
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"You've been a wonderful laugh track! OK!"
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"What's that got to do with this show?"
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"[laughing]"
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"Hey, don't you guys ever dust in here?"
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"[coughing]"
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"[dings]"
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"[bugle fanfare music]"
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"[cheering]"
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"[Stallone growls]"
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"- [audience cheering] - Kill him! Kill him!"
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"- ♪ Bite you! ♪ - ♪ Eat you! ♪"
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"[lion gasping]"
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"♪ I say Agustus ♪"
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"That's true."
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"You're going to have to leave! Kermit insists upon it."
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"[man's voice] Me too!"
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"No, come back, come back. [chuckling]"
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"Hmm."
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"Listen, if you need anything you just let me know, huh."
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"You still smell nice."
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"- Well, I know that... - Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!"
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"Uh, uh, uh..."
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"Just do the trick and wind it up!"
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"[continue crying]"
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