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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Sylvester Stallone (S03E03)

"But I want you to stay right here and don't move."
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"Right. See how valuable those passes are, girls?"
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"The frog's gonna let us stay right here"
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"so we can see Sylvester up close."
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"[all gasping]"
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"Up close! Up close!"
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"OK, right now, we take you back in time"
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"to the old Roman Coliseum,"
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"where brave gladiators sometimes looked like Sylvester Stallone!"
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"[growling]"
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"[cheering]"
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"[muppets chattering]"
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"Hold this, guys."
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"[growling]"
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"[whimpers]"
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"[shrieks]"
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"[crowd booing]"
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"Look!"
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"[crowd booing]"
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"Kill him! Kill him!"
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"[lion] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Kill him! Kill him!"
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"[groaning]"
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"♪ I say I'll bite you ♪"
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"♪ And I say I'll beat you I say I'll beat you ♪"
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"♪ And I say I'll eat you ♪"
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"- ♪ Fight you! ♪ - ♪ Beat you! ♪"
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"♪ Let's call the whole thing off ♪"
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"[shouting]"
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"♪ And I say Agoostus ♪"
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"♪ And I say where ya going? ♪"
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"- ♪ Agustus ♪ - ♪ Agoostus ♪"
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"- ♪ Quo vadis ♪ - ♪ Where ya going? ♪"
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"♪ Let's call the whole thing off ♪"
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"We've gotta make this look good, all right?"
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"[both grunting]"
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"♪ If we call the whole thing off, then we must part ♪"
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"[lion howls]"
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"♪ So if you like Plato and I like Pluto ♪"
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"♪ I'll give up Plato ♪"
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"♪ Let's call the whole thing ♪"
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"Come on, I'll buy you a steak."
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"Now I believe it."
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"Yeah, good thing the lion learned to sing."
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"Stallone would've killed him."
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"[both laugh]"
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"Balonius and Stomp my Foot went to the fair."
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"Balonius come back, who's left there?"
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"Uh, Stomp my Foot."
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"OK."
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"- [stomps] - Ow!"
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"Oh, OK, girls, here comes Kermit!"
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"Now, do exactly what I told you to."
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"OK."
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"Scooter, it's time we had a serious talk."
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"Boss, I understand you don't want these groupies backstage."
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"You're angry with me for letting them in."
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"That's true too."
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"I wouldn't have if they weren't just so desperate to see you!"
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"Me?"
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"[girls] Kermit!"
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"Girls! Girls! Girls!"
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"- [girls groan] - Uh, wait, wait now."
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"Well, leaving isn't what I insist upon, exactly."
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"Uh, well, uh, standing quietly over there near my desk"
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"will do just fine."
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"[Kermit chuckling]"
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"OK, quickly now, up the stairs,"
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"we'll go to Sylvester's dressing room."
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"Come on!"
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"Sly, could I have a word with you?"
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"Sure, Scooter, come on in."
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"Oh, great."
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"You see, there are a couple of your fans waiting outside."
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"[girls gasping]"
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"Oh, it's really him!"
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"Touch me! Touch me, please! Touch me!"
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"Touch you."
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"See, I told you."
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"Look at all the bodybuilding stuff Sly has here!"
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"Are you really training, Sly?"
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"Well, no, not really."
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"I mean, I'm not really a fighter."
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"I made a movie about fighting."
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"But I like to work out and keep in shape."
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"- [girls gasping] - What'd I tell you!"
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"Scooter, for you, anything."
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"Oh, OK, girls, you hear that? Punches!"
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"This, this is a jab."
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"Whoa!"
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"- More? - Please."
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"OK, this is a one-two."
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"[screaming]"
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"OK, this is a big combination."
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"One-two, and here it comes..."
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"Oh!"
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"[screaming]"
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"Could I have your autograph?"
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"Who said that?"
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"I did. Boy, Stallone, do you have some left hook."
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"[chuckling]"
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"All right, and now, for something sort of different."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Professor Albert Flan and his Robot Comedian."
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"Great."
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"Well, we're sure having some fun tonight, huh? [chuckles]"
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"But look! Who's this?"
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"[robot grunts]"
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"Hi there, Otto."
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"[robot beeping]"
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"Well, say hello to the nice boys and girls, Otto."
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"Hello, nice boys and girls, Otto."
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"No, no, no, behind you."
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"[beeping]"
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"- [spring snapping] - Whoo!"
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"Say, aren't you Otto,"
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"the six million dollar funny man?"
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"- Bup, Bup. - Shake."
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"[chuckling]"
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"Well, you don't get a lot for six million dollars these days."
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"A little topical humor there for the grownups."
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