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Clips from Robot Chicken - Comedy (S01E01)

TV Series 2005 –2022 Season 1, Episode 8 11 min ★ 7.7/10 (49,365 ratings) 190 clips
Adventure Comedy Animation

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I'm wealthy and successful. Fantastic!
"I'm wealthy and successful. Fantastic!"
Robot Chicken
But some days are tougher than others.
"But some days are tougher than others."
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Go see a movie, kids.
"Go see a movie, kids."
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- Yay! - Yay!
"- Yay! - Yay!"
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Seacrest, out!
"Seacrest, out!"
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Well, it is scientifically possible...
"Well, it is scientifically possible..."
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to fly a crew of men to the asteroid...
"to fly a crew of men to the asteroid..."
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The fine citizens of this country...
"The fine citizens of this country..."
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They can call our special 800 number.
"They can call our special 800 number."
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Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
"Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!"
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Zoom, zoom, zoom!
"Zoom, zoom, zoom!"
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I have to write an angry letter.
"I have to write an angry letter."
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I mean, come on. I blew up the friggin' Death Star...
"I mean, come on. I blew up the friggin' Death Star..."
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Liftoff. Liftoff.
"Liftoff. Liftoff."
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that will burn up harmlessly in the earth's atmosphere.
"that will burn up harmlessly in the earth's atmosphere."
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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Once I get my body back and reverse the gypsy curse...
"Once I get my body back and reverse the gypsy curse..."
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or whatever the hell my origin is...
"or whatever the hell my origin is..."
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What are you? Zombies?
"What are you? Zombies?"
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We have no souls.
"We have no souls."
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We feel no pain.
"We feel no pain."
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Soul, gimme your soul.
"Soul, gimme your soul."
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Gimme your soul. Your soul!
"Gimme your soul. Your soul!"
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With their new souls...
"With their new souls..."
Robot Chicken
And welcome to the fourth annual...
"And welcome to the fourth annual..."
Robot Chicken
Always nice to hear from those pet-o-philes...
"Always nice to hear from those pet-o-philes..."
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if you're a communist, maybe!
"if you're a communist, maybe!"
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is not being able to see those red warning flags.
"is not being able to see those red warning flags."
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Mr. Muggs wins it!
"Mr. Muggs wins it!"
Robot Chicken
- Ohh. Eww. - Gross. Eww.
"- Ohh. Eww. - Gross. Eww."
Robot Chicken
We now return to Behind the Music Presents...
"We now return to Behind the Music Presents..."
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Electric Mayhem.
"Electric Mayhem."
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The band landed a steady gig with the Muppet Theater...
"The band landed a steady gig with the Muppet Theater..."
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After a five-year run...
"After a five-year run..."
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kids' parties, bar mitzvahs...
"kids' parties, bar mitzvahs..."
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But no one could foresee the consequences...
"But no one could foresee the consequences..."
Robot Chicken
Get off me! Ha ha ho!
"Get off me! Ha ha ho!"
Robot Chicken
the on-air attack of Ed McMahon was the last straw.
"the on-air attack of Ed McMahon was the last straw."
Robot Chicken
Oh, no! Oh, no!
"Oh, no! Oh, no!"
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For these aged rockers, there are no regrets.
"For these aged rockers, there are no regrets."
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Ready for this?
"Ready for this?"
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Seacrest, out.
"Seacrest, out."
Robot Chicken
You gotta love being a stay-at-home dad.
"You gotta love being a stay-at-home dad."
Robot Chicken
Need a little help?
"Need a little help?"
Robot Chicken
Oh, no. I no finished yet.
"Oh, no. I no finished yet."
Robot Chicken
Ha ha. What?
"Ha ha. What?"
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My wife will be home soon.
"My wife will be home soon."
Robot Chicken
Not with her brake lines cut, she won't!
"Not with her brake lines cut, she won't!"
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and destroy it, saving our planet.
"and destroy it, saving our planet."
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However, it will cost 80,000 trillion dollars.
"However, it will cost 80,000 trillion dollars."
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Sir, is that a made-up number?
"Sir, is that a made-up number?"
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Yes.
"Yes."
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are reluctant to support another tax increase.
"are reluctant to support another tax increase."
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Therefore, Congress is asking America...
"Therefore, Congress is asking America..."
Robot Chicken
to vote on who goes into space.
"to vote on who goes into space."
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Don't we have highly trained astronauts?
"Don't we have highly trained astronauts?"
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Oh, that's something of a myth.
"Oh, that's something of a myth."
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And how can people vote?
"And how can people vote?"
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You can vote as many times as you like.
"You can vote as many times as you like."
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But each call costs you $30,000.
"But each call costs you $30,000."
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Kids, get your parents' permission.
"Kids, get your parents' permission."
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As your leader, I would be honored if America selected me...
"As your leader, I would be honored if America selected me..."
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But this letter from my daddy says I don't got to go.
"But this letter from my daddy says I don't got to go."
Robot Chicken
Zoom, zoom, zoom!
"Zoom, zoom, zoom!"
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The results are in...
"The results are in..."
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and the man Americans have selected...
"and the man Americans have selected..."
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to lead the meteor mission is Harrison Ford.
"to lead the meteor mission is Harrison Ford."
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Ford has starred in more top-grossing motion pictures...
"Ford has starred in more top-grossing motion pictures..."
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Listen, I'm 62 years old. I'm just an actor.
"Listen, I'm 62 years old. I'm just an actor."
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You people are all insane.
"You people are all insane."
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Go get him, Han Solo!
"Go get him, Han Solo!"
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I'd like to meet the team of engineers...
"I'd like to meet the team of engineers..."
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who will accompany me on this mission.
"who will accompany me on this mission."
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Actually, the remaining five spots on the flight...
"Actually, the remaining five spots on the flight..."
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will by filled by Aerosmith.
"will by filled by Aerosmith."
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We need a cool theme song for this mission.
"We need a cool theme song for this mission."
Robot Chicken
I'm ready to ro-o-o-ock!
"I'm ready to ro-o-o-ock!"
Robot Chicken
That's terrible!
"That's terrible!"
Robot Chicken
Aw, Steven Tyler's been clean for years.
"Aw, Steven Tyler's been clean for years."
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"Dear assfaces..."
""Dear assfaces...""
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Ladies and gentlemen, I gathered you here today...
"Ladies and gentlemen, I gathered you here today..."
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to volunteer my services to go blow up that meteor.
"to volunteer my services to go blow up that meteor."
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with my eyes closed. Heh. No problem.
"with my eyes closed. Heh. No problem."
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That was just a movie, dude.
"That was just a movie, dude."
Robot Chicken
All right, this is it, people.
"All right, this is it, people."
Robot Chicken
We gotta make a perfect three-point landing...
"We gotta make a perfect three-point landing..."
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on the surface of a chunk of rock...
"on the surface of a chunk of rock..."
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traveling 14,000 kilometers an hour...
"traveling 14,000 kilometers an hour..."
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to determine the exact locations...
"to determine the exact locations..."
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in which to detonate our charges...
"in which to detonate our charges..."
Robot Chicken
Can we do this?
"Can we do this?"
Robot Chicken
Are you with me?
"Are you with me?"
Robot Chicken
U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A!
"U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A! U.S. A!"
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U.S. A! U. S...
"U.S. A! U. S..."
Robot Chicken
Now, that sucks donkey dung.
"Now, that sucks donkey dung."
Robot Chicken
Gotta lay low for a while.
"Gotta lay low for a while."
Robot Chicken
I won't be hanging out in any lettuce patches.
"I won't be hanging out in any lettuce patches."
Robot Chicken
Huh? Who's there? Come and get some!
"Huh? Who's there? Come and get some!"
Robot Chicken
With your soul, we can finally free ourselves...
"With your soul, we can finally free ourselves..."
Robot Chicken
from this wretched lettuce patch.
"from this wretched lettuce patch."
Robot Chicken
- Soul! Soul! - Soul!
"- Soul! Soul! - Soul!"
Robot Chicken
nothing could stop the Lettuce Head Kids.
"nothing could stop the Lettuce Head Kids."
Robot Chicken
That's where I come in. I'm Buffy.
"That's where I come in. I'm Buffy."
Robot Chicken
I fight evil. It's what I do.
"I fight evil. It's what I do."
Robot Chicken
Jesus, no wonder you quit.
"Jesus, no wonder you quit."
Robot Chicken
Seacrest, out.
"Seacrest, out."
Robot Chicken
Winter Pet Games Downhill Skiing Competition.
"Winter Pet Games Downhill Skiing Competition."
Robot Chicken
Let's hear from some of those pet owners.
"Let's hear from some of those pet owners."
Robot Chicken
Muffin was born to ski.
"Muffin was born to ski."
Robot Chicken
This is Flopsy's decision, not mine.
"This is Flopsy's decision, not mine."
Robot Chicken
I couldn't keep him off the slope...
"I couldn't keep him off the slope..."
Robot Chicken
even if I wanted to. And I don't.
"even if I wanted to. And I don't."
Robot Chicken
Mr. Muggs didn't choose skiing.
"Mr. Muggs didn't choose skiing."
Robot Chicken
Skiing chose Mr. Muggs.
"Skiing chose Mr. Muggs."
Robot Chicken
Hoo-hoo, they really hate it...
"Hoo-hoo, they really hate it..."
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You sure do...
"You sure do..."
Robot Chicken
Part of being colorblind...
"Part of being colorblind..."
Robot Chicken
Oh, there goes Flopsy.
"Oh, there goes Flopsy."
Robot Chicken
He won the Canadian nationals earlier this year.
"He won the Canadian nationals earlier this year."
Robot Chicken