You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Schitt's Creek - Moira's Nudes (S02E02)

"Getting a ride home from work by my son."
Schitt's Creek
"- That's the situation you never thought you'd be in?"
Schitt's Creek
"Um... I need to go to Elmdale, so--"
Schitt's Creek
"- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Working man!"
Schitt's Creek
"- Yes. - Busy busy."
Schitt's Creek
"- Mhmm."
Schitt's Creek
"- You know it's funny,"
Schitt's Creek
"It didn't seem that long ago that you were relying on me for everything."
Schitt's Creek
"Like when you were taking your harpsichord lessons,"
Schitt's Creek
"and I would drive you. - I was seven."
Schitt's Creek
"- All the lessons that I paid for,"
Schitt's Creek
"and schooling-- - Okay, What is happening here?"
Schitt's Creek
"- Nothing, nothing, I'm having a little chat with my son,"
Schitt's Creek
"that's all, do I have to pay for that?"
Schitt's Creek
"- You and Alexis, I've been getting some very weird vibes."
Schitt's Creek
"- Well, she- she didn't say anything."
Schitt's Creek
"- What is going on?! - It's..."
Schitt's Creek
"I've over extended a little bit this month."
Schitt's Creek
"Financially, I-I could use some gap financing,"
Schitt's Creek
"- Well, should I be concerned?"
Schitt's Creek
"- No, no. - Well, how bad is it?"
Schitt's Creek
"- It's pretty bad, it's pretty bad,"
Schitt's Creek
"and you know, this is so awkward for a father"
Schitt's Creek
"to come to a son for money. - Well, believe it or not,"
Schitt's Creek
"this is actually not the most awkward"
Schitt's Creek
"parent/son request I've gotten today, so..."
Schitt's Creek
"- Well, thank you, David."
Schitt's Creek
"- So..."
Schitt's Creek
"Oh my God! What are you doing?"
Schitt's Creek
"- Well, I was trying to give you a hug."
Schitt's Creek
"- I-I get the gesture. - I should've undone the seatbelt."
Schitt's Creek
"- Okay, let's just leave it. - Um yeah, let's leave it."
Schitt's Creek
"- High five, son. - Uh well, okay, okay. - All right, okay."
Schitt's Creek
"ALEXIS: So I've been thinking about your job posting,"
Schitt's Creek
"and I have decided that I am interested."
Schitt's Creek
"- Great!"
Schitt's Creek
"- But I would like to interview for it."
Schitt's Creek
"Just like everybody else."
Schitt's Creek
"- Are you sure about that?"
Schitt's Creek
"Because I already offered you the job."
Schitt's Creek
"- No I know, I just, I don't want any special treatment."
Schitt's Creek
"And it's really important to me"
Schitt's Creek
"that I feel like I really earned this."
Schitt's Creek
"- Okay, uh, have a seat."
Schitt's Creek
"- Okay."
Schitt's Creek
"- Ahem!"
Schitt's Creek
"Okay! So..."
Schitt's Creek
"- Just... a second."
Schitt's Creek
"Okay. - Okay."
Schitt's Creek
"Have you ever worked as a receptionist before?"
Schitt's Creek
"- That would be a no,"
Schitt's Creek
"But I have dealt with a lot of receptionists before,"
Schitt's Creek
"- Okay, and how are your typing skills?"
Schitt's Creek
"- Well, you've seen me text."
Schitt's Creek
"- Mhmm... And how are you at spreadsheets?"
Schitt's Creek
"I'm loving this Q and A,"
Schitt's Creek
"but I think what's important right now,"
Schitt's Creek
"is my positive attitude."
Schitt's Creek
"And I don't wanna brag,"
Schitt's Creek
"but "Us Weekly" once described me as "up for anything.""
Schitt's Creek
"So... - O-kay."
Schitt's Creek
"Yeah, great."
Schitt's Creek
"Well, I think that's all the information that I need for now,"
Schitt's Creek
"So thank you very much for your time,"
Schitt's Creek
"and I will be in touch."
Schitt's Creek
"- Thank you very much for your time."
Schitt's Creek
"Did I get the job? - Yeah, yes. You got the job."
Schitt's Creek
"- Okay! Okay."
Schitt's Creek
"You're a really good actor."
Schitt's Creek
"- (Laughs) Thanks."
Schitt's Creek
"- You're welcome."
Schitt's Creek
"MOIRA: Stevie, I knew I could trust you to find them."
Schitt's Creek
"STEVIE: The only thing is, if you want me to print it,"
Schitt's Creek
"our printer's not working."
Schitt's Creek
"- Oh dear."
Schitt's Creek
"- Yeah, all those online perverts should be put"
Schitt's Creek
"in a paddle boat, and sent out to sea."
Schitt's Creek
"- That's your face."
Schitt's Creek
"- Yes, it's my character from "Sunrise Bay,""
Schitt's Creek
"but it's been put on the body of what I can only assume"
Schitt's Creek
"is an Indonesian lady boy."
Schitt's Creek
"- Ohhh!"
Schitt's Creek
"- I thought maybe you just had a tan."
Schitt's Creek
"- Yeah, I think so."
Schitt's Creek
"Um, I would really rather not dive any deeper."
Schitt's Creek
"- No, it's not necessary."
Schitt's Creek
"- Because I ended up in some really scary, dark places"
Schitt's Creek
"of the internet that I would rather not revisit, so..."
Schitt's Creek
"- I am suddenly overwhelmed with regret."
Schitt's Creek
"It's a new feeling for me,"
Schitt's Creek
"and I don't find it at all pleasurable."
Schitt's Creek
"- You regret that embarrassing photos of you aren't online?"
Schitt's Creek
"- No, I regret that they're lost."
Schitt's Creek
"They were the one perfect memorial to who I once was."
Schitt's Creek
"And I should've appreciated those firm round mammae,"
Schitt's Creek
"and callipygian ass, while I had them."
Schitt's Creek
"- If you're talking about your body, uh..."
Schitt's Creek
"I think you still look amazing."
Schitt's Creek
"- Then allow me to offer you some advice."
Schitt's Creek
"Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now."
Schitt's Creek
"You may currently think, "oh, I'm too spooky.""
Schitt's Creek
"Or, "nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.""
Schitt's Creek
"But believe me, one day you will look at those photos,"
Schitt's Creek
"with much kinder eyes and say,"
Schitt's Creek
""dear God, I was a beautiful thing!""
Schitt's Creek
"- Will I? - Mhmm."
Schitt's Creek
"- Oh, and make sure you submit those photos to the internet."
Schitt's Creek
"Otherwise, your own children will go looking for them one day"
Schitt's Creek
"and tragically, they won't be there."
Schitt's Creek
"- Okay, so how much money do you need?"
Schitt's Creek
"And please keep in mind that"
Schitt's Creek
"I had a negative balance in there last week."
Schitt's Creek
"- Yeah, whatever you can spare."
Schitt's Creek
"You know, a couple hundred, Three..."
Schitt's Creek
"Four--"
Schitt's Creek
"- Okay, how much do you actually need, though?"
Schitt's Creek
"- $560.00"
Schitt's Creek
"- So my entire paycheque, then."
Schitt's Creek
"Okay."
Schitt's Creek
"- What just happened? - I don't know."
Schitt's Creek
Show more clips