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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Rankings (S03E03)

"Why don't you go talk to a high-school man?"
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"[yowls]"
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"Oh, shit."
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"Hey, man, everybody's, uh, kind of waiting on you."
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"Well, that makes a huge amount of sense considering you're a child, right?"
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"Kind of a... a bitch."
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"What? Everyone knows she's a bitch?"
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"-Total B. -I thought only I knew."
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"And we're back, it's 20 minutes past call time and still no sign of the groom."
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"-Oh, thank you, Aiden. -You're the Oprah to my Gayle."
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"-Hey. -You got a lot of nerve showing up here"
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"Whoa, okay! I mean, you're hot, but--"
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"Uh-oh, folks, we've got a runaway groom."
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"But if you don't wanna get married"
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"then that's crazy, because-- because it doesn't matter"
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"what everyone else thinks."
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"Devin, let's you and me get child married."
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"Whoo!"
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"Ooh, uh... [babbles]"
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"[grunting]"
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"They're people, not a collection of parts. Down, girl."
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"[slow jazz playing]"
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"[sighs]"
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"Yes. Because you'd be the only one on it."
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"I am not a kid, for your information."
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"Okay, well, fuck. Bye."
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"Weeeelll..."
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"and some people don't even believe I'm bi."
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"[scoffs] Are you kidding? Do you have any idea why I left my old school?"
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"-That's not it. -Am I allowed to say that now?"
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"And she called me a lesbo and made everyone stop talking to me."
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"coming out is hard and you should be proud."
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"Thanks. Look, I'm pretty good at reading people,"
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"Be honest, if I wasn't smuggling a ham under my dress,"
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"would you still be dancing with me?"
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"We have found jealousy in each other's hairs."
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"[laughs]"
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"-Amigos? -We're great."
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"♪ And ride that highway in the sky ♪"
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"♪ You never know until you try ♪"
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"-Chirp. -Fathouse."
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"[Devon] Everyone, listen up. Listen up, guys!"
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"And thank you to my dawg, Charles Lu,"
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"Devon, quick question, is this wedding for real?"
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"Like, do you actually think you're gonna be with Devin"
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"-and that'll never change. -Uh, peace and love, Devon,"
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"but I do think Gina might be the hottest girl in the grade."
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"Let's all rank our top three."
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"-What? -What? No, just girls. [chuckles]"
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"Okay, top three girls,"
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"but in what category?"
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"-'Cause if we're talkin' boobs... -Ooh, we always are."
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"Well, then, Gina's my gal, but if we're talking cutest metallic smile..."
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"-We always aren't. -...then Missy wins the day."
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"Ooh, rankin' the girls makes us feel powerful,"
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"Yeah. This is gonna be fun. Nothing bad could come of this."
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"Ooh, guys, my special surprise has arrived."
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"Devon, I got you a motherfuckin' stripper!"
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"Jay, Jay, Jay... Why is nobody cheering with me?"
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"The fuck? She told me she was a dancer."
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"Uhhh..."
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"Oh, boy, I get it now."
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"Jesus, Jay, she's a child."
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"Sweetheart, how old are you? Oh, my God."
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"That's all of her fingers, Jay, she's eight."
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"♪ I'm goin' through changes ♪"
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"Ooh, look at Devin's hair,"
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"Oh, yeah, she is number one for hair."
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"I'd like to cut it off and stick it down my pants."
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"Okay, everybody, I'd like to introduce you to our new student, Ali."
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"She just transferred from Our Lady in the Water."
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"Ooh, oversized funky glasses."
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"like 500 Days of Summer."
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"Ali, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?"
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"Okay, um, I play soccer, I'm a Ravenclaw,"
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"and not to make all you normies shit your Old Navy undies,"
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"but I am pansexual."
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"Robert Durst, killed 'em all, of course."
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"Okay, Aiden says she got kicked out of their school"
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"because she made out with a nun."
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"Uh, hi, Nick Birch, Gryffindor."
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"The pansexual thing sounds intriguing. Could you speak to that some more?"
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"I'm not sure I'm ready to unravel all of this in my classroom--"
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"No, bisexuality is so binary."
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"[laughs]"
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"like when I see those ads for real estate couples on benches,"
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"Ugh, no. Being pansexual means"
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"And gender is, like, male or female, right, and it's a choice, no?"
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"Uh, how do people talk these days?"
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"Oh, my God, okay, it's, like, some of you borings like tacos"
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"you like tacos and burritos."
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"Oh, my God, I'm fucking hungry now."
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"But I'm saying I like tacos and burritos,"
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"and I could be into a taco that was born a burrito, sure,"
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"-Okay. -And honey, anything else"
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"I was really just looking for a quick, curse-free intro here."
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"I gotta update my list. Ali is muy interesante."
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"Pardon me, dummies, but what list are you referring to?"
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"We made lists of the hottest girls at Devon's bachelor party."
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"Ugh, come on. Gross."
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"-There was a child stripper. -Ew."
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"So, one thing cool about Ali is, uh, she likes guys and girls."
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"Yeah, she's double horny."
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"-Yes, hell, yes. -[giggles]"
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"Why is that so hot?"
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"I'll give you two words. Three... somes."
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"I see, two girls and me."
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"Yeah, I know just how that would go down."
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"Hey, Andrew. I invited my friend, Leah's Friend, over to join us."
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"Yeah, where you zoomed in on her boobs but you didn't even look at her face."
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"-Yeah, but we liked it. -Mm, mm, mm."
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"Is it okay if we French kiss in front of you?"
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"Leah, Leah's Friend, that sounds mighty fine."
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"Oh, yeah. Lick her blank face."
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"Do you wanna join us?"
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"[groaning] Aah! Oh, no, holding-- Already out, it's already out."
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"Do you think they came too?"
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"Andrew, I really, really do."
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"So, Andrew..."
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"Oh, they're not fun. There's so many variables."
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