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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Rankings (S03E03)

"Yeah. Oh, it does sound hard."
Big Mouth (2017)
"White men, the hardest time. Tell me about the other guys' lists."
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"Oh, uh, I don't think that's my place."
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"you'd get some real, um, currency with the girls, you know."
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"-No, no, I can't betray my-- -You could be a real ally"
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"to all the women in our grade, you know,"
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"-like, a sexy friend. -Hand on arm..."
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"Nick Birch. In order, Gina, Mila-slash-Lotte..."
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"Mila-slash-Lotte, really?"
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"Well, to be fair, he hasn't factored in Ali yet. So, anyone's ball game."
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"Don't care if I am or I'm not, just wanna know for the record."
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"-Nope, you didn't make anyone's. -Mm. Mm-hm. Mm-hm."
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"-But that's a good thing, right? -Yeah."
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"'Cause these lists ain't woke, they're gross."
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"-But you still wanna be on 'em. -I know, why is that?"
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"You wish there didn't have to be a list, but if there's gonna be one,"
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"The child wedding of the century has a new twist."
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"These lists are so not cool, and I'm sick of the boys objectifying us."
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"Yeah, I feel like a dirty piece of meat."
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"Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Who told Jessi this morning who then told Matthew"
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"Nick Birch has Mila-slash-Lotte in his number two spot."
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"-Oh, dear Lord. -Two girls, one schmuck."
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"I am sorry, guys, that is messed up."
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"Eh, we understand, this is only the opinion of one small boy."
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"I agree with the hot Janssen."
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"Yeah, Lump likey."
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"-I would never make a list like that. -[sighs]"
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"How will the girls respond?"
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"You know, I-- I thought this school was so basic, but a weird kid wedding,"
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"rankings, and you get to swear on an in-school TV show..."
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"This place is fucking awesome, you cocksucking pussy lickers!"
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"-Wow, Mila, you look-- -Like a sexy Lego woman. Love the bangs."
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"Just, you know, trying something different."
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"Yeah, okay, bitch."
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"If you're so pissed, why don't you make your own?"
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"Oh, my God, everyone, I just had the best idea."
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"You got bangs."
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"-Hey, Duke. -Fifty Shades of Jay! What's up?"
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"Well, there's this new girl at school, and everyone thinks it's so cool"
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"Oh, I don't know, maybe you should keep it to yourself,"
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"like my dear friends..."
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"-Ho-ho-ho! -Holy shit, gotta love it."
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"They are full-on devouring each other."
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"I'm gonna give you a blow job you can't refuse."
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"Richard! Richard!"
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"But you know something?"
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"they might've liked to have done it openly while they were alive."
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"Yeah. I wanna suck dick while I'm alive, like, at halftime, at a basketball game,"
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"while I'm sinking the shot to win a Kia Sorento."
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"Ha-ha! Me too."
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"I don't know who to put on my list."
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"The boys at school are so lame."
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"Ooh, you know who's not lame?"
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"-Who? -Judd."
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"Stop, he's Nick's brother and he's a legit maniac."
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"Ugh."
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"Oh, shut up, Missy, we'll learn our lesson later."
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"-Ew, he's a teacher. -Yeah,"
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"a hot teacher with an ass made for Lee jeans."
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"-Oh, wow. -And, lastly but not leastly, Nick Birch."
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"-Really? -I like a little rascal I can bat around."
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"This is a comedy joke."
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"-Then, Matthew. -Uh, Matthew's gay."
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"So what? He's obviously the hottest guy in the grade."
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"-Uh, it's true, you're right. -And finally..."
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"Wait, what?"
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"What? Lola? You're into this mess?"
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"I know, there's just something about her."
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"Cat medicine and a white onion, sweetheart."
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"[chuckles]"
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"-Okay, this is ridiculous. -[doorbell rings]"
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"Oh, my God, you guys, I almost forgot, because of my acne medication."
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"Eww! Coach Steve, you're not an erotic dancer."
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"-Be careful. -Drink from the water thingy."
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"Now, show us your dick."
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"Breaking news. The child wedding is on life support."
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"With me now is our statistician Caleb to break down the rankings."
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"What up, fam? It's your boy, Caleb, I'm reading cue cards."
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"The number one ranked boy is Devon and the number one girl is Ali."
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"Holy shit, the pansexual girl is number one? This is happening."
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"and you can all follow along at home with our downloadable app."
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"Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon."
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"-How does it feel, you little prick? -Excuse me?"
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"I'm sorry. Number seven went straight to my head."
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"I'm not even on Ali's list."
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"Really? I guess I'm back in the mix with Gina. [chuckles]"
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"Wait, babe, I can't-- I can't find you on the list."
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"You have to... scroll down."
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"Hey, Lump, bro, uh, why didn't you put Devin on your list?"
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"-She just doesn't do it for me. -What? What does that mean?"
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"-Sorry I'm not into your wife. -Hey man, we're not married yet."
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"-Yeah. -Interesting."
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"He's a great athlete and he's super nice."
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"Nice? How can we know? He barely speaks."
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"What do you care, anyway? Ali's your number one."
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"Oh. So, you looked at my list?"
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"-Interesting. -I might've glanced."
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"Well, you might be intrigued to see who's gonna be at the top of my list"
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"as soon as I get somewhere with Wi-Fi."
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"Is that so?"
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"That's right, I'm going to the Holiday Inn at lunch."
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"I'm walkin' on the highway, baby."
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"-I'm gonna be scared as shit. -Okay."
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"And that's how the algorithm works."
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"Breaking news!"
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"I, Jay Bilzerian..."
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"-Uh, Ali. -Mm-hm."
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"-Gina. -Boobs."
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"-And Charles Lu. -I'm sorry to throw everything into chaos,"
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"because I wanna fuck everyone."
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"We have got to put a delay on these broadcasts."
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"Well, that was fun, that was good today."
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"but, uh, pretty sweet I'm bi, huh?"
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"Oh, honey, you can just say you're a top, you don't have to say you're bi."
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"-What? -Hm, how do I say this?"
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"-on his way to Gay Town. -Gay Town sounds fun,"
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"but I have thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami."
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