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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Rankings (S03E03)

"[children playing]"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Guys, hold on one second, I just wanna thank you guys all for coming."
Big Mouth (2017)
"for throwing the best bachelor party a 13-year-old child could ask for."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Dude. -Man of few words."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Man of one word, to be exact."
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"for, like, the rest of your life?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Well, yeah, she's the hottest girl in seventh grade,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"All right, bachelor party talk, the bach boys."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Okay. Now this is interesting."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Yes! Top three guys and girls."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Girls are for fucking. Guys are for, you know, like, hugging?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Well, what do you want, some saggy-ass 20-year-old?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"♪ I'm goin' through changes ♪"
Big Mouth (2017)
"♪ Oh, ooh, ooh ♪"
Big Mouth (2017)
"the shine, the swing factor."
Big Mouth (2017)
"are you the Ponytail Killer?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-She's makin' the eyewear list. -I bet she's into foreign films,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-[all gasp] -[both] Holy shit. Jinx."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Pansexual means I'm into boys, girls, and everyone in between."
Big Mouth (2017)
"It's pronounced bonery."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Mmm, not so sure about that. -You know,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"it makes me real bonery in my pants."
Big Mouth (2017)
"and some of you like burritos, and if you're bisexual,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"okay, or a burrito that's transitioning into a taco, comprende?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"on the fucking menu."
Big Mouth (2017)
"[laughs] It was a bachelor party, NBD, no big deal, boys will be boys."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Ali's just cool, you know,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"there's just something, like, cool about her, I don't know--"
Big Mouth (2017)
"[mumbles] I don't know what it is, she's just cool."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Cool, cool, cool, okay. So you guys think it's cool"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-A hundred percent. -Fuck, yeah."
Big Mouth (2017)
"The one from the Instagram post at the beach?"
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"[gasps] You can tell when I zoom?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"I thought you'd never ask."
Big Mouth (2017)
"tell me more about these fun lists you guys made at the bachelor party?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"A hefty bosom or a perfectly centered belly button?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"The boy's weak. Use your wiles."
Big Mouth (2017)
"You know, Andrew, I bet if you named names,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"List number one."
Big Mouth (2017)
"What about you?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"So, like, am I on anyone's list?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"At Devon's bachelor party, the boys all made lists"
Big Mouth (2017)
"of the hottest girls in the grade, and the girls are fucking pissed."
Big Mouth (2017)
"I should be the only one on Devon's list,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"and it makes me feel like he is not mature enough to get child married."
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"Oh, I'm so screwed."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Who fucking snitched? -Yeah!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"who, let's change the subject, is doing some solid reporting."
Big Mouth (2017)
"[in unison] We are confident in our individualism."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Hold the donkey, Lotte is the hot one?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Let's turn to the new girl, with a final thought."
Big Mouth (2017)
"You guys, it's time to play Pin the Lenny on the Kravitz."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Devin, you get to go first, but don't lick it,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"it just tastes like paper."
Big Mouth (2017)
"How can I play a game? I'm too upset about Devon's list."
Big Mouth (2017)
"I just got Uma Thurman bangs, you guys. It's not, like, a big deal, everyone."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-that she likes boy holes and girl holes. -Uh-huh."
Big Mouth (2017)
"And I'm thinkin' maybe it's time for me to tell everyone that I'm bisexual."
Big Mouth (2017)
"♪ The ghosts of Richard Pryor And Marlon Brando ♪"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Shit, motherfucker, goddamn, put some coke on it, then."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Okay, I'm gonna send 'em back. -No, no, no, no, no! Aww, come on."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Watching 'em yin-yang each other's wing-wangs makes me think"
Big Mouth (2017)
"A maniac that turns your undies into a Slip 'N Slide."
Big Mouth (2017)
"I'm a little worried because the boys' lists made us feel bad"
Big Mouth (2017)
"and now we're doing the same thing."
Big Mouth (2017)
"I've got my list!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Charles Lu, like a fart, silent but deadly, Mr. Lizer--"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Okay, I'm ready too. Mila Janssen, love the hair."
Big Mouth (2017)
"She's like a sexy refrigerator, and I wanna know what's inside."
Big Mouth (2017)
"I got us a dank-ass stripper!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Oh. -Lola, that is so inappro--"
Big Mouth (2017)
"What? No, the agency told me they wanted an aerobic hamster. So..."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Let me see that tail."
Big Mouth (2017)
"The reason? List fever, and it's contagious."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Whoa, Jessi, you low. -[sighs]"
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"Oh, my God, I'm number seven."
Big Mouth (2017)
"And I'm number 14?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Up is down, left is right!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"You couldn't get laid in a fuck dungeon, you fourteen motherfucker."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Oh, that's okay, Fourteen, you're third on Gina's."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-You're also number three on Lola's list. -Yeah, this Gina situation's interesting."
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"-I'm number 13. -What?"
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"[sobs]"
Big Mouth (2017)
"So, I see that Charles Lu is your number one."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Wow. -And that means"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Caleb, you have a beautiful mind."
Big Mouth (2017)
"♪ Da-ra-da-da, da-da-ra-da da! ♪"
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"I have a sick-ass announcement."
Big Mouth (2017)
"but everybody can start adjusting your lists now,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"I don't know if you heard any of what I just said,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Usually, when a guy comes out as bi, he's just making a rest stop"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Oh, that you're bi? Yeah, we just assumed that was a ploy for attention."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Oh, okay. -Good for you."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-[both chuckling] -Mazel-toot."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Yeah, we're, we're pretty uncomfortable with this."
Big Mouth (2017)
"you thought it was so cool."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Well, that's totally fucked!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"Uh, Andrew you just exposed your full dick."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Mayb, Andrew, I don't know."
Big Mouth (2017)
"You'd rather hook up with him?"
Big Mouth (2017)
"You guys can all suck my dick,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"but not in the way I'd like!"
Big Mouth (2017)
"but I like Gina's boobs and Lola's relentless front rubbing."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-Andrew, I've done it. -Ah! Frightening."
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"-Done what? -Peegor!"
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"[babbling]"
Big Mouth (2017)
"It's your perfect woman."
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"Her face is tits."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-It's these goddamn lists. -Damn right."
Big Mouth (2017)
"-They're making everybody feel shitty. -Darn tootin'."
Big Mouth (2017)
"♪ I got charm and wit, I'm all funny and shit ♪"
Big Mouth (2017)
"♪ Who'd have guessed all the movies lie? ♪"
Big Mouth (2017)
"♪ The world will take notice And your life will start ♪"
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"♪ You'll be the belle of the ball And the star of the show ♪"
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"-Someday? Who cares? -How does that help me now?"
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"[chamber music plays]"
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"and it's a beautiful day for two minors in major love."
Big Mouth (2017)
"And speaking of drama, here come the Janssen twins,"
Big Mouth (2017)
"who are on the outs."
Big Mouth (2017)
"Must be nice to be Ali, everybody's on her dick."
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