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Clips from Seinfeld - The Chinese Woman (S06E06)

"- I thought you were Chinese. - I'm from Long Island."
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"Hey, Jerry! Guess what?"
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"...has his breakfast with the chopsticks..."
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"Not going out there ploughing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues."
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"I feel it would be best that you didn't talk to Noreen for a while."
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"She's late!"
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"He doesn't follow the trends."
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"I am very excited about this date. We're going to Hunan Balcony."
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"Well, if she's available, I won't let her slip through my fingers this time."
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"What would you say if I told you I never impregnated a woman?"
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"Then we drive down to Kew Gardens, tons of traffic, I see my father."
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"Don't you need a little help?"
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"You did? That's good. That's very good."
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"Oh, the lines are crossed. You're getting his calls."
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"- So how's Noreen? - She got a new boyfriend. Paul."
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"- She suggested it. - I thought Chinese don't eat Chinese."
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"Already? That was fast."
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"Donna Chang?"
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"Go to a fertility clinic, check your sperm count."
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"Okay. Well, look, I'm pulling up to the building now, so I'm gonna..."
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"I secondhand smoke two packs a day."
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"- So, Dad- - How could Jerry not say hello?"
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"I never thought of that."
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"No boxers, no Jockeys."
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"If I have this much influence, I'll call her and tell her..."
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"- Paul? - Elaine."
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"Well, it had to happen. I knew it. I predicted it."
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"Jerry, you ever have your sperm count checked?"
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"Helo."
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"All right, what? What? You tell me. I'll do anything. Come on, tell me."
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"...because you kept hanging up on him?"
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"- Come on, take them. - I don't want them."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What are you doing to this woman?"
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