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Clips from The Ladykillers (2004)

"Governmental regulations and civic safeguards"
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"cannot be assumed to apply to antisocial pursuits,"
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"That fool could blow his goddamn dick off, it don't make no nevermind to us!"
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"We not payin' this jackass for goin' around blowin' off goddamn body parts!"
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"Get yo' fuckin' head out yo' ass, man!"
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"Look you, there is no call for,"
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"No extra share!"
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"I even get some phantom feeling,"
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"- Fuck you, - Fuck you,"
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"- Fuck you! - Fuck you, nubbie!"
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"Well, now that that matter is settled,"
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"- Fifteen, - What, it'll be 12:15?"
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"No, 15 seconds, Well, 11 seconds now, it’ll be 12:16,"
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"- Eight, seven, - Professor? Prof?"
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"- , six, - Professor?"
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", five, Yes, Lump!"
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"I don't have a watch,"
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"There'll be no more weepin' and wailin'"
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"Home to live with God Oh,"
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"Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world"
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"Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world"
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"Troubles of this world Troubles of this, great God!"
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"Soon I will be done with the troubles of this world"
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"I'm goin' home to live with God"
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"Troubles of this world"
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"Yeah, soon I will be done with the troubles of this world"
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"Ain't that somethin'!"
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"Or a lady's room, Quickly, I, B, S,"
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"We don't want Elron finding your stinkin' ass on the crapper!"
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"No choice, It's a medical condition, Quickly!"
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"You one disgustin' individual, you know that?"
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"Come on, Follow me,"
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"I feel 30 pounds lighter,"
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"Not everyone is, of course, which is why the biggest challenge of I, B, S,"
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"Afflicts over two million people, yet most of us have never heard of it,"
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"Well, that's exactly the kind of attitude we're fighting,"
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"I guess I never told you that's how Mountain Girl and I met,"
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"They had an I, B, S, weekend at Grossinger's up in the Catskills,"
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"Of course, the tourist business there has suffered"
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"with the demise of the Borscht Belt,"
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"so they have various promotions, mixers, so on,"
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"This was a weekend for Irritable Bowel singles to meet and support each other"
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"- and share stories, - Man, look here,"
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"- Now, some of them are very moving, - Not one fucking story!"
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"- Look, I didn't choose to have I, B, S, - Man, shut the fuck up!"
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"There's no cure, you know, Only control, Lifelong condition,"
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"Just drop the fuckin' tools,"
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"I'm not complaining, I did meet Mountain Girl,"
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"Oh! Excellent! Excellent, Flawless, flawless, Thumbs up,"
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"Can't stop shittin', Can't stop talkin' about shittin',"
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"and who shall now reap the fruits of our communal efforts,"
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"so forth and whatnot,"
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"but I'd like to think that they've only made us value one another all the more,"
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"Each of us coming to understand and appreciate"
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"the other's unique qualities and potencies and, yes, foibles,"
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"one distant day, grandchildren dandled upon our knee,"
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"and perhaps a tear will form and we shall say,"
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"Well, with wit and grit and no small amount of courage,"
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"a feat of derring-do, an enterprise not ignoble,"
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"We merry band, unbound by the constraints of society"
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"- Gentlemen, to us! - To us!"
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"I do beg your pardon?"
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"The charge to collapse the tunnel, I set it for eight minutes,"
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"Well, that much time and more has certainly elapsed,"
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"I need not remind you, it is of the essence of this plan"
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"- spirited away, as it were, by ghosts, - Of course,"
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"the unsolvable riddle of the sealed yet violated sanctum,"
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"is of the utmost importance,"
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"not only to make our caper more intellectually satisfying,"
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"I remind you that if any tunnel is ever found leading to this house,"
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"Nope, nope, I'm fine, Perfectly all right! Not a problem!"
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"Professor!"
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"Well, uh, properly speaking, madam, we are surprised, You are taken aback,"
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"Though I do acknowledge that the sense that you intend"
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"I had to make tea,"
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"And you! I told you I don't want any smokin' in this house!"
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"Oh, come on in!"
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"Tea, ladies,"
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"Now, I don't know what you boys been up to,"
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"I want you to get your fannies up here with all y'all's period instruments,"
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"Now, I been tellin' the ladies about your music, and they want to hear you play,"
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"Madam, or rather, mesdames,"
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"you must accept our apologies for not bein' able to perform,"
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"for, as you see, we are shorthanded,"
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"and we could no more play with one part tacit"
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"Perhaps I could offer,"
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"as a poor but ready substitute, a brief poetic recital,"
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"Though I do not pretend to any great oratorical skills,"
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"verse from the unquiet mind of Mr, Edgar Allan Poe,"
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"Ladies, thy beauty is to me"
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"To his own native shore,"
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"Thy hyacinth hair, thy classic face,"
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"Thy Naiad airs have brought me home"
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"To the glory that was Greece And the grandeur that was Rome,"
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"Glory hallelujah,"
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"Amen!"
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"Hm?"
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"Bye-bye, ladies, It was, it was my pleasure,"
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"- We have to do this again, - Yes, we do got to,"
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"Such a pleasure, Safe home, Safe home,"
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"slappin' your knee and perhaps even wipin' away a giddy tear,"
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"relieved of your former concern,"
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"and having found one simply lying on your cellar floor -"
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"He enlisted the entire ensemble in an all-out effort to sift through the subsoil"
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"in search of others,"
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"And apparently, in doing so, we hit a mother lode of natural gas,"
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"I myself became acutely aware of the smell of rotten eggs,"
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"And it was just at this inopportune moment"
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"that the General here violated the cardinal rule of this house"
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"- and lit himself a cigarette, - So sorry,"
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"Well, what about all that money?"
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"Ah,"
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"The money, Well, the money is Mr, Pancake's,"
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"- That's right, - Who only just remortgaged his home"
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"in order to raise the money for a surgical procedure"
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"who suffers from astigmia, strabismus and a general curdling of the vitreous jelly,"
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"hoardin' his entire life savings,"
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"- The Steel Sak, - Don't trust the banks, Never have,"
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"- I'm callin' Sheriff Wyner, - No! Madam!"
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"Please, please, Madam!"
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