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Clips from The Ladykillers (2004)

"No, no, I beg of, Yes! Yes!"
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"It is a lie! It is a fantastic tale!"
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"You have us dead to rights, but, madam, please, please, please"
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"allow me to tell you the truth in private,"
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"Madam, we are not musicians of the late Renaissance,"
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"Nor of the early, nor mid period,"
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"We are, in fact,"
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"criminals,"
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"We have tunneled into the nearby offices of the Bandit Queen gambling emporium"
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"It is true,"
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"The Bandit Queen is a den of iniquity,"
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"a painted harlot luring people into sin by exciting the vice of greed"
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"with her promise of easy winnings, Oh, yes,"
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"Her gains are ill-gotten,"
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"But, I offer no excuses - save one,"
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"to a charitable institution,"
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"In compensation for the use of your home,"
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"But now you have wrested the information from me,"
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"There you have it, It is on your table, Mrs, Munson,"
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"- Stolen money, - But find the victim, Mrs, Munson,"
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"I challenge you, Even the casino itself, that riparian Gomorrah,"
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"shall suffer no harm,"
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"It has an insurance company,"
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"That is its function,"
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"And that insurance company has tens and tens of thousands of policyholders,"
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"So that at the end of the day, at the final reckoning,"
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"each and every one of those policyholders shall have contributed one penny,"
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"- One penny? - One penny, Think of it, Mrs, Munson,"
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"Why, I have no doubt that, were those policy holders made aware"
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"would have volunteered some token amount for the furtherance of its aims,"
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"Well, that's prob'ly true,"
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"Sadly, the criminal stain is upon my soul,"
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"Well,"
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"I can't hardly see the harm in it,"
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"- One penny? - One penny,"
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"No, I'm sorry, it's wrong, and don't you be leadin' me into temptation,"
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"- I know your intentions was good, - No, they weren't!"
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"And I won't call the police if you give back the money"
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"and y'all go to church with me next Sunday,"
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"I've made up my mind,"
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"Now, you can doubletalk all you want, It's church or the county jail,"
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"- Motherfuck! - Yes,"
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"Unfortunately, Mrs, Munson has rather complicated the situation,"
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"Not easy to do, Many reasons,"
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"Practical ones: Quiet neighborhood, sleepy town,"
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"Reasons of moral repugnance: A harmless woman,"
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"Oh, no, Gawain, would that it were simple,"
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"Well, fuck, man! What we gonna do? Give the money back and go to church?"
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"I shudder, I quake,"
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"You, sir, are a Buddhist,"
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"Is there not a middle way?"
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"Must float like a leaf on the river of life,"
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", and kill old lady,"
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"The squeezing of the trigger, the plunging of the knife,"
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"But, let us think a moment,"
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"We have the cellar,"
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"Perhaps we could simply, immure her,"
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"Lay the bricks, Anchor in some chains,"
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"Mountain Girl could outsource the manacles,"
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"Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen, we delude ourselves,"
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"Gawain's gun, retort muffled by a pillow, into the brain,"
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"The only question is who wields the weapon?"
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"You one whiny muthafucka,"
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"I'll come over there and squeeze your fuckin' nutsack, you keep that bullshit up,"
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"Shut up, punk!"
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"- I'll kick your goddamn ass, sweet-legs! - Gentlemen!"
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"Well, OK, it was just a trial balloon,"
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"Long straw, You all see it, All that fuss for nothin', punk,"
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"Fuck you,"
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"Lord, I'm troubled"
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"- Oh, Lord, I'm troubled - Lord, I'm troubled"
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"- Oh, would you like a hot cross bun? - No, just an explanation."
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"Coming up!"
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"- Ouisie, I'll take some cocoa. - Hi, George."
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"What's goin' on?"
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"George! How did they get in here?!"
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"- What you got there, Gawain? - Why, nothin', Mama,"
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"- No, Mama, - A filthy, noisy little pest of a puppy dog"
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"- gonna shit all over the house! - He won't shit in the house, Mama,"
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"I'm gonna train him, I promise, I'll train him real good!"
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"I'm gonna train you real good!"
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"You wait till your daddy get home, He gonna lay into you proper!"
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"No, Mama! Please, Mama! I love you!"
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"Mama's whuppin' Gawain's ass!"
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"Ain't you gonna use the strap, Mama?"
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"Yeah, I'll wipe the dog's ass and everything, Mama,"
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"I'll train him to shit in the toilet, Mama,"
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"- I'll wipe his ass and everything, Mama, - What you doin'?"
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"What you doin' with my pillow?"
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"- Yeah, but, - Fine colored boy like you"
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"Now, I know your mama taught you better than that!"
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"I can't do it, She remind me of my mama,"
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"- Look, man, - Why, this is most irregular,"
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", y'all muthafuckas just gonna have to draw straws again,"
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"Wait a minute, You've got to accept your responsibilities, young man,"
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"and shoot that old lady,"
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"Hey, man, fuck you and your irritated bowel!"
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"Must shoot,"
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"What the fuck are you talkin' about? A melon baller?"
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"Now, look, with equal rights comes equal responsibility,"
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"I'm afraid Mr, Pancake is correct, We cannot draw straws again,"
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"The exercise would lose all credibility if you show the loser can simply beg off,"
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"Must shoot,"
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"Hey, look, man, she's just an old colored lady to you,"
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"Come on, man, you do it,"
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"- Why, you sniveling little coward, - What did you say to me?"
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"- Sniveling little coward, - You whiny muthafucka,"
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"and give you a lead colonic, muthafucka!"
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"You think you scare me, you mewling punk?"
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"You don't scare me, Bull Connor and all his dogs didn't scare me!"
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"Now, be a man,"
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"You fuck! You ain't no fuckin' man!"
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"- Oh, my, this is most distressin', - Be a man!"
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"Why, you bastard punk! Mountain Girl is 53!"
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"- She could ride your ass to jelly! - Oh, yeah?!"
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"I'd rather stick my dick in than that big ol' white chick!"
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"Oh, no,"
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"Oh, my,"
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"I'll just check the carotid artery,"
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"- That's a negative, - Is he dead, Professor?"
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