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Clips from The Ladykillers (2004)

"Bussed his own dishes, You can always tell a gentleman,"
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"- Somebody was in here, ma'am? - Yeah, with me and Othar,"
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"Well, you know what? Maybe I'll catch him the next time,"
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"I got a family, My wife got dinner on the table,"
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"I really have to be goin',"
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"- Oh, my, He is neat! - Yes, ma'am, he very neat,"
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"He probably went down to the cellar to play with his friends,"
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"Ma'am, I really got to be goin' now,"
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"- What? - Ma'am, I really need to be gettin' back,"
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"Why, Professor!"
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"- Mrs, Munson? - Land of Goshen, child!"
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"- Come on out from under there! - Mrs, Munson, my pager just went off,"
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"I got to go, I'll meet you and your friend later,"
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"That was refreshing,"
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"Y'all have a good evenin' now!"
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"As you know, we academics are inordinately fond of wedgin' ourselves"
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"into confined spaces,"
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"Oh! Hope I didn't spill my tea,"
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"I guess it's just my way of sayin', um,"
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"Oh, well, goddamn it, Mr, Gudge, Look here, I,"
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"I don't know what it's like walkin' in your shoes,"
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"You know, with you bein' a tight-ass and all,"
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"And I'm pretty sure you don't know what it's like walkin' in my shoes,"
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"See, Mr, Gudge, there's the custodian, right?"
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"And then there's the man inside the custodian,"
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"And that's the motherfucker we got a problem with,"
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"and normally those needs gotta do with women with big asses,"
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"I guess my point bein' is I realize I'm a bunkie junkie,"
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"But if you woulda seen the kettle drums on this girl, Mr, Gudge, whew!"
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"Well, we all human,"
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"Thank you, Mr, Gudge,"
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"Stay away from the customers, MacSam,"
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"Gawain, maybe you could fill a Hudson sprayer and spritz it down while I drill,"
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"Fuck you, I ain't your motherfuckin' house nigger, I'm the inside man,"
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"All right, look, are you gonna have a bug up your ass"
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"Me and this gentleman here have to get square,"
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"I'm gonna tell you about how I came down to Mississippi,"
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"Scranton, Pennsylvania, Came down here in 1964, Greyhound bus,"
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"With the Freedom Riders,"
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"Do you know who the Freedom Riders were, MacSam?"
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"No, and I don't give a fuck,"
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"Just tell me when the fuck they gonna leave, Damn!"
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"were a group of concerned liberals from up north,"
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"so that local black folk could have their civil liberties,"
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"- I don't vote, So fuck you, - You little fuckin' ingrate,"
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"- And the bus you rode in on, jackass! - Let's step outside, MacSam!"
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"Just thought I'd leave y'all with some cinnamon cookies,"
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"Ooh, y'all sound good!"
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"Maybe you could come by the church one Sunday,"
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"- give us a recital, - Why, how kind of you!"
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"Uh, many of our pieces were commissioned by the Holy See,"
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"Oh, I see, all right,"
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"but we don't make no big whoop-dee-do about denomination,"
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"Everybody welcome at our church, Yeah, we had a Methodist come in,"
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"Episcopalian, Back in the '60s, we had a Jew come in!"
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"- He had a guitar, - A Jew with a guitar,"
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"If you will excuse me one moment, madam, I shall, uh, I shall see you out,"
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"If you gentlemen can labor harmoniously in the course of my absence,"
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"perhaps upon my return we shall be prepared to explode"
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"that vexin' old piece of igneous,"
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"Oh, Professor! This is Mrs, Funthes,"
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"Rosalie, this is Professor G, H, Dorr, Ph, D,"
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"Oh, my, That's an awful lot of letters,"
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"Oh, well, no,"
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"Of course, in my youth, I was known simply as Goldthwait,"
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"Let's listen up, General, can you hand me the primer cord?"
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"Before we set the charge, we will run through our procedure,"
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"I have earplugs for whoever wants them, Just wedge those right in your ears,"
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"Now, here we have, Not yet, Lump,"
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"Time comes, we pack the hole in the rock with the C-4"
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"and insert two leads: A and B,"
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"and it's one of the few memories I retain of the man"
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"from one of his visits home, and how I do cherish it -"
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"He a man of learnin'?"
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"This is the same procedure we will be using when we collapse the tunnel"
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"He was a self-educated man, Didn't have a career as such,"
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"Separately they are harmless, completely inert,"
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"Why, you could light this stuff on fire, hit it with a ham,"
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"What in the name of heavens was that?"
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"Why, I'm not even absolutely certain I heard anything at all,"
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"Didn't hear nothin'?!"
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"Now, Mrs, Munson, I will not have you missin' your musical recital, Off you go!"
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"I shall call the gas company, or the water company,"
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"Whatever subterranean utility is implicated in this contretemps,"
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"Jackass! You better get yo' ass back down there and find that shit, dipshit!"
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"- Really, I'm perfectly all right, - Perfectly all right?"
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"Jackass, you just blew your goddamn finger off!"
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"The muthafucka down there flappin' the fuck around!"
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"You better get yo' ass back down there and find it!"
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"I'm tellin' you right now, nubbie, I ain't pickin' up your goddamn finger!"
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"Would you tell this muthafucka he can sew this shit back on?!"
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"It's like that dude whose wife cut his dick off, threw it on the freeway?"
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"She just called Triple A,"
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"they towed the dick and sewed the muthafucka back on!"
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"Listen up! Jackass, I saw the muthafucka in a porno!"
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"The thang still worked! It looked like a chewed-up frank,"
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"but that little muthafucka be workin' that muthafucka!"
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"It's mangly, but he be fuckin' the bitch all kind of ways with a twisted dick!"
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"Oh! Your fuckin' finger just moved! The muthafucka movin' slow now!"
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"They usin' the house to practice music, of the Rococo,"
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"I propose we get our fallen comrade to the hospital,"
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"The General will follow when he manages to recover the severed digit,"
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"No, no, really, I'm perfectly all right, I don't know what all the fuss is about,"
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"though we do have to get medical attention for Mr, Pancake,"
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"You let the cat out!"
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"your mischievous little Pickles, Please, go on,"
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"Go on and enjoy the concert! Driver! Au revoir, mesdames,"
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"to penetrate the vault here this afternoon, while Mrs, Munson is at church,"
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"Garth, can you run us through the game plan for what remains of our tunnel?"
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"and then we just drill through,"
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"And will you be able to wield the drill with your maimed extremity?"
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"Inhibits me in doing finer work of course, I'll always have to live with that,"
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"Maybe - I'm just thinkin' out loud here -"
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"maybe, since as you say there will be problems later,"
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"so it's not just one person's opinion - maybe, uh,"
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"I should get a little extra compensation for the accident,"
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"- Well, now that is simply asinine, - Yes, but you see, Garth,"
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"Yeah, no, no, no, but if it were,"
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"This is a criminal enterprise, not to put too fine a point on it,"
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"entailing any manner of risk not involved in honest labor,"
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