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Clips from Last Action Hero (1993)

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"The bureau thinks something strange is going on between..."
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"And this is top secret..."
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"I know. The Vivaldi mob is joining forces with the Torellis."
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"Damn it, Jack, how do you do that?"
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"Well, I'm not parked behind a desk all day eating those donuts."
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"Those are government donuts, my friend. It's not easy work. I got to call DC."
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"I got the city council chewing my eggs off for that plane you crashed!"
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"for that stunt you pulled on the beach!"
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"- Do I make myself clear? - I'm just doing my job."
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"You've given this department the worst reputation in the country."
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"Radcliff, you're pulling duty with the animated cat."
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"Hiya, toots."
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"- I'm getting a flea bath later. Join me? - You touch me again, fur ball..."
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"- Wait! I can prove this is a movie. - Who the hell are you, kid?"
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"Look out there, there's a cartoon cat."
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"He's supposed to be back on duty."
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"An animated cat just walked into the squad room. Hello."
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"- That cat is one of the best men I got! - Yeah."
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"Now who is this twerp? And why is that smile on his face?"
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"and Jack told everyone he drove her to New England to the diphtheria clinic."
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"You saved me from public humiliation, Jack."
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"You're my dearest friend."
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"- And you promised me you wouldn't tell. - I didn't."
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"- Then how did he know? - Jack Slater I."
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"- What's winning got to do with this? - No! The very first Jack Slater."
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"You told your dad?"
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"I didn't tell anyone. I don't even know this kid."
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"Well, he seems to know a lot about us."
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"The state of New York's never heard of you, Mr. Madigan."
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"- What's your real name? - Danny Madigan."
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"- How did you get in the car? - I..."
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"I fell off a walk over a bridge. Slipped into your car."
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"Truth at last. Now, why were they after you?"
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"My second cousin Frank found out some crucial drug information."
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"- How do you know Frank mentioned Vivaldi? - I know a lot about what's going on."
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"Now if you will just listen to me..."
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"Better to die."
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"You're going to love it, Jack. I mean, we're perfect buddy-movie material."
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"Hi. I'm Jack Slater's new partner."
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"If this was the real world, I mean, they wouldn't make me your partner."
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"Tell me how I know they tortured Frank and then stashed him behind his front door."
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"Because I saw it all on screen, because this is a movie."
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"You're very clever. And the only reason why I'm not roaring with laughter"
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"- Gee, how would I know that? - No one likes a smart-ass."
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"That's right. Take your gun, point it at my head and pull the trigger."
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"Come on, do it. I double dare you."
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"You really believe that we're inside a movie, don't you?"
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"- Yes! - All right."
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"I'll give you 10 minutes to prove it and then I shoot you."
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"Quick, where are the Schwarzenegger films?"
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"- No, action. This guy's an action star. - Down the center on the left."
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"Yes. It was called The Girl of My Dreams."
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"It starred you."
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"As a matter of fact, we had this very romantic scene together."
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"- What's the phone number of this store? - 555-2310."
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"- 555-3812. - Amazing."
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"There can only be 9,999 numbers that start with 555."
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"- How many people live in LA? - Eight or nine million."
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"That's why we have area codes."
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"- Is this your kid? - This? Oh, no."
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"Okay, I got one. What about this girl right here?"
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"Look, the point is there are no unattractive women here."
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"No. This is California."
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"I'll take you to the house where your cousin Frank was tortured."
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"I've seen it, on screen."
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"It's kind of like that one, except it's got to be on the other side of the road"
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"Maybe I need to warm it up first."
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"Of course. My decoder ring has to warm up, too. All the time."
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"Okay, okay. The house looked European."
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"Like maybe you get a postcard from Italy or something."
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"The bad guys are in there."
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"You just revolutionized the entire history of police training."
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"psyche of the terrorist, fingerprint analysis."
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"and point my finger at the house and say,"
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"- You think you're funny, don't you? - I know I am."
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"- Schwarzenegger. - Gesundheit."
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"It's a beautiful day and we're out killing drug dealers."
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"Be ready for anything."
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"- Wait. Where are you going? - I'll be back."
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"- That's what you always say. - I do?"
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"Everybody keeps waiting for you to work it in."
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"It's kind of like your calling card."
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"Yes."
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"Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye."
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"No. I only go as far as lackey. Will there be anything else?"
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"Well, tin man, suppose you hit the bricks."
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"I snap my fingers again, and some time tomorrow"
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"you emerge from several canine recta."
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"Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz."
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"when I could be doing something much more dangerous?"
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"Like rearranging my sock drawers."
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"And two, how exactly are you going to snap your fingers"
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"after I rip off both of your thumbs?"
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"He hates his boss. He calls him a Sicilian schmuck."
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"How did Slater find out? Will you tell me?"
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"Where is it written I'm a bad guy?"
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"Find out who talked and have him killed."
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"Then, Slater."
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"What's with you?"
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"We should change the funeral arrangements."
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"Come on, Jack."
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"Yeah. He's guilty of acting like an asshole."
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"If I arrest him, I have to arrest half of Congress."
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"Why did we park back there?"
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"In case my ex-wife is around."
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"Don't worry, she's not. Her name wasn't in the credits."
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"Kid, who does the doctor treat?"
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"Look at the elbow of my jacket. What is it doing?"
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"Wow! Is this what you drive on the weekends?"
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"No, this is my little girl's car."
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"I told you, your ex-wife's not home."
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"Meredith?"
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"I hope you mean Whitney."
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"Daddy! Oh, my God."
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"- Daddy! - You've gained some weight."
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"Hi. I'm Danny Madigan and I realize I haven't had that long of a life,"
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"but I just want you to know that from now on, it's all going to be downhill."
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"- Hello, sweetheart, you look wonderful. - Thank you."
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