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Clips from Last Action Hero (1993)

"So, who's your friend? He's cute."
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"Very soon he's gonna tell you he loved you in Gone with the Wind."
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"is they assign you a freshman, and when he comes to the door, you kiss him."
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"- Do you have to kiss him? - Dad, would you come on?"
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"Okay, would you grab the phone and if it's for me, I'll be out of the shower"
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"What's wrong?"
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"You don't happen to have a cigar, do you?"
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"I'll be back. I know, I know."
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"Dad! Dad!"
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"I know."
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"The Ripper killed him three years ago. Pulled him down off the roof."
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"Your dad saw everything."
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"- That's Skeezy. - I'll get rid of him."
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"Hello, Toto."
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"- Stop it! - Evening. Uncle Jack around?"
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"Mr. Slater's off tracking a lead somewhere."
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"- If you harm a hair on her head... - Stop!"
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"that if you eliminate all the logical solutions to a problem,"
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"the illogical, however impossible, is invariably true."
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"You see, I know that your name is Daniel Madigan."
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"Slater showed me some mug shots. We made your face easy."
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"Daniel Madigan from New York City."
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"Awfully long way away from home, aren't you? When did you get here?"
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"Just."
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"I heard a recording."
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"Microphones in the statues, are there?"
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"I saw it. I saw it in a movie."
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"There are micro cameras in the statues."
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"I should tell you that I have killed people smarter and younger than you."
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"Look, whatever this is, it's between you and Slater."
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"Whitney alone."
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"Just a minute."
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"These bills are marked, aren't they?"
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"You were trying to sucker me with marked bills, weren't you?"
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"Don't play games with grownups, little boy. You'll get hurt."
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"Big mistake."
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"It's great, isn't it?"
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"Now, we'll hurt you just a little bit, but you'll..."
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"Freeze!"
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"You kill me and I'll kill him."
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"Don't give up your day job."
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"Jack!"
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"Don't leave home without it."
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"Go!"
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"Where are you going?"
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"Got to catch the red-eye."
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"Punch it. Let's get the hell out of here."
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"You did great. Come on."
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"- Benedict's got the ticket. - That's too bad."
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"I told you, Blanche isn't here. She won't be back for two hours."
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"Well, I'll never get any work done if I stay here and think about that."
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"I'll run with Jane to the store."
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"top power steering, power brakes, air conditioning. $999."
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"Here's another one. This is a Long Bed. This is $3,999. Can't beat that."
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"Hey, grow up."
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"Is this another one of your movie proofs?"
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"Maybe."
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"Kid, I don't want to say it."
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"Say what?"
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"You can't. You can't possibly say it"
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"because this movie is PG-13. Admit it."
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"the guy with the missing eye, I saw his license plate."
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"It's got words."
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"Vengeance is..."
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"You flipped up on all of it!"
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"God damn it, that's all I can take from you!"
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"an all-male version of The Diary of Anne Frank,"
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"doing an all-male version in my fuzzy slipper!"
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"Tiny Tim is tiptoeing through the tulips!"
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"You know you..."
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"I think some of it's English."
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"Well, see if this is clear enough!"
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"Give me your badge!"
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"And this time, you won't get it back."
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"I mean, I don't know, I wouldn't miss this one. I hear Torelli spent a bundle."
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"Leo the Fart was shot yesterday."
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"He could do everything but sneak up on you."
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"Geez! How did you know there was a guy in there?"
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"There's always a guy in there."
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"Costs me a fortune in closet doors."
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"Right. Like in Slater, Part II: The Sagittarius Strangler."
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"What you find so entertaining happens to be my life."
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"Now I'm not even a cop any more."
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"You'll get your badge back."
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"He was just pulling rank because you destroyed more of the city than usual."
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"Jack, you're not just my hero, you're everybody's hero."
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"And it will all be okay again. Trust me."
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"No, Danny. It's getting harder."
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"Jack, these are the sequels. They gotta get harder."
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"But look on the good side."
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"I mean, you've got a great daughter."
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"somewhere deep down she didn't want you back."
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"Danny, do you think I would marry someone so stupid"
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"I pay a cashier at the drugstore to call me every so often at the station"
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"so the guys think I have a private life."
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"And Whitney."
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"Why can she not be like every other teenager?"
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"She's going to die a young maid. I know it."
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"No way. You can't die till the grosses go down."
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"Now this Leo the Fart is going to have one. Maybe we should look into that."
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"Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say."
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"Jack, it's a funeral for a guy named Fart. Hello?"
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"- Right. - Wrong."
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"Who took the shot? Was it Benedict? Most likely."
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"You're saying he meant to miss? Why?"
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"They broke in last night. They cut Leo open like a turkey,"
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"stuffed him with TNT, he goes off at the funeral"
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"and takes out the entire Torelli mob, all at once."
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"Vivaldi owns the town. That's what all this has been about."
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"Vivaldi's going to blow up that funeral."
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"No. No. It wouldn't just be a bomb."
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"I mean, we've already had a dozen explosions in this movie."
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"Three canisters of nerve gas were stolen from military trucks the night before last."
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"Leo the Fart is going to pass gas one more time."
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"- I don't want to be no fourth wheel. - Nonsense, Antonio..."
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"Fifth wheel."
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"- Stay in the car. - No way. I'm coming with you."
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"Kid, let's say this is a movie."
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"- He saves the day. - Or gets killed."
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"There's a gun in the glove compartment."
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