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Clips from Last Action Hero (1993)

"Andy, pick up the grenade. Go on."
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"Show it to me. That's good. Right there."
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"Jack, that toy can't hurt the boy,"
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"- Hey, people are trying to sleep. - Yeah, right."
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"Nick!"
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"Nick."
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"Nick?"
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"Nick, you okay?"
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"I never used to do that, Danny."
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"You know, the new Jack Slater opens this weekend at the Odyssey."
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"They killed his second cousin. Big mistake."
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"if that sort of thing appeals to you."
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"- See it before it opens? - Yeah."
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"Nobody. All you have to do is get to school."
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"You know, if you hurry, you're only going to be four hours late."
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"Treachery, conspiracy, sex, sword fights, madness, ghosts."
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"Shakespeare's Hamlet couldn't be more exciting."
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"And though it may seem that he is incapable of taking any action,"
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"What you are going to see is a scene from the film by Laurence Olivier."
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"Some of you might have seen him in the Polaroid commercial,"
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"or as Zeus in Clash of the Titans."
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"Help, angels!"
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"Now he's praying, and now I'll do it."
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"And so he goes to heaven."
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"and Hamlet is taking out the trash."
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"- Stay thy hand, fair prince. - Who said I'm fair?"
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"No one's going to tell this sweet prince, Good night."
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"To be or not to be."
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"The whole morning? He wasn't."
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"American history and make this really good."
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"I mean something along the lines of, I cut so I could donate a kidney."
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"You were at the movies again, weren't you? And that crazy old guy is an accessory."
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"You know, I'm in there, lying to a principal, me, a charter member of the PTA."
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"And what for? So you can go to the movies?"
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"Sorry."
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"let me see what it would be like to be a widow before I'm 40, give that a try."
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"- I won't cut again. - Let me hear the p word on that."
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"- Promise. - All right."
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"Oh, Jesus! I'm late. I got to get to work. All right."
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"Lock the top lock the minute I close the door, okay?"
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"And do not open this door for anyone."
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"Come here often?"
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"What you eating?"
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"Nothing, maggots."
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"You alone? Okay. Move it!"
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"Do yourself to the drain."
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"Do it. I'll make it easier for you."
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"Go ahead."
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"Come on."
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"It's not much, but it's still show biz."
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"So... Is the print ready to roll?"
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"Just a minute, young man. Aren't we forgetting something?"
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"You got to have a ticket, Danny, to see a movie, and have I got just the one."
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"See, when I was about your age, Harry Houdini played this theater"
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"and my pop took me backstage to see him after the show."
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"And he made a gesture, Houdini did. Like this."
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"And all of a sudden, this was in his hand."
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"It was given to me by the best magician in India,"
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"and it was given to him by the best magician in Tibet."
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"It's a passport to another world."
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"It was mine, and now it's yours."
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"And now it's yours."
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"I never had the courage to find out."
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"but I guess I was afraid it wouldn't work."
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"But what if he was faking?"
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"And then again,"
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"Yeah, well, what if it did?"
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"Well, Houdini said something else to me."
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"He said, This ticket has a mind of its own."
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"It does what it wants to do."
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"And that always made me just a little edgy."
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"Well, I guess there's only one way to find out, then, right?"
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"Shall we see if Mr. Slater wins this time?"
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"Jack Slater can't lose! Never has, never will."
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"Oh, Frankie."
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"Frank. Frankie."
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"Frankie, why you keep on with the insults?"
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"- I would never insult you, Mr. Vivaldi. - When you lie, that's an insult."
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"To control all the drugs in Southern California?"
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"We mostly talk muzzle velocities."
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"The genuine article. And, you'd better believe it."
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"What I'm saying is Mr. Benedict can take you out as easy as cake."
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"Pie, you Sicilian schmuck."
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"The man is a surgeon."
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"You want me to make him operate on you?"
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"I swear, I don't know."
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"He actually believes me and old man Torelli are banding together."
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"Beauty part is, nobody knows different. Not till after the funeral."
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"You are going to pay. Oh, are you going to pay."
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"Are you sure this is the right address? This don't look like no crack house to me."
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"What do you want? Sixty guys dancing on the lawn,"
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"- Quiet. This is a drug bust. - A drug bust?"
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"You must be joking. My second cousin Frank lives in there."
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"And if you touch that front door, you're going to need them."
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"Frank? Frank? Frank?"
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"Frank?"
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"- Who did this? - Listen to me. This is important."
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"I'm out of here."
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"Nick? Hello?"
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"Nick!"
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"Who the hell are you?"
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"How did you get here?"
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"and never ever do it in heavy traffic."
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"This is not happening. Repeat, this is not hap..."
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"I booted. Sorry. I thought I was going to die."
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"I'm sorry to disappoint you,"
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"but you're going to live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has to offer,"
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"acne, shaving, premature ejaculation and your first divorce."
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"Boy, does this suck weenie or what?"
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"This is a movie set."
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"This is a movie set. That's how the scenery changed, right?"
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"You're going to play chicken, aren't you? Just like Jack Slater."
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"Fasten your seat belt, please."
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"Cross as many as you can."
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"I'm in the movie. Holy cow, I'm in the movie!"
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"Nick, Houdini wasn't faking."
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"You stay. She's always calling me."
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"- Oiler, you're partnered up with Waterman. - Give me a partner, Sarge."
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"Yep. Of course. No, just as you say."
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"Krause, you're teamed up with the rabbi."
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