Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Transparent - Wedge (S01E01)

"In front of her fucking dateline..."
Transparent
"- What is the problem? - With a folding table"
Transparent
"- Okay. - No, it's not all right."
Transparent
"- And your dead baby... - What?"
Transparent
"My ex-girlfriend had an abortion."
Transparent
"before they were my age?"
Transparent
"God, they must have been terrified."
Transparent
"And doctors in those days were telling women"
Transparent
"not to breast-feed."
Transparent
"We were all just miserable and crying and sick"
Transparent
"'cause we were just eating that gross formula."
Transparent
"She had the tits."
Transparent
"'cause she was told it was wrong to use them,"
Transparent
"and who's she gonna talk to?"
Transparent
"Not dad. Jesus Christ, not dad."
Transparent
"Oh, my God."
Transparent
"- I'm worried about you. - I have to tell him."
Transparent
"- No, Ali! - Yes. It's crazy."
Transparent
"Tell me what?"
Transparent
"Dad is a woman, thinks he's a woman,"
Transparent
"wants to be a woman,"
Transparent
"something like that."
Transparent
"It's not funny, Josh."
Transparent
"Wait, you guys are serious."
Transparent
"How are we doing over here? Can I get you something else?"
Transparent
"Yeah, can I get another bloody mary?"
Transparent
"Three? Okay."
Transparent
"- You left them? - I left them."
Transparent
"You left your balls in Thailand?"
Transparent
"I misplaced them in Bangkok."
Transparent
"♪ I left my balls ♪"
Transparent
"Listen, speaking of which,"
Transparent
"Can I tell you that?"
Transparent
"I saw... I saw Ezio Pinza."
Transparent
"I don't know what that means, but here's what I'm gonna say."
Transparent
"I have way too many needy queers to wrangle that night."
Transparent
"Would I be considered a needy queer"
Transparent
"- if I asked to be in it? - Yes."
Transparent
"- With you? - Yes."
Transparent
"- No. - We will..."
Transparent
"Please?"
Transparent
"- Do a duet with her. - No."
Transparent
"- Come on. - All right."
Transparent
"I'll think about it... no."
Transparent
"I think that guy in the suit"
Transparent
"is really checking you out."
Transparent
"No, girl, that's not my type. He's too square."
Transparent
"You get that all the time, don't you,"
Transparent
"- 'cause you're so pretty? - Oh, thanks."
Transparent
"Well, I'm glad someone's looking"
Transparent
"after all the work I put in to look like this."
Transparent
"Did you do hormones? Is that all right to ask?"
Transparent
"Yeah, you know. They're the first step, really."
Transparent
"You learn to put up with the mood swings"
Transparent
"and whatnot to keep the skin looking right."
Transparent
"- Yeah. - Right?"
Transparent
"Mm-hmm. Like butter."
Transparent
"- Oh, nice. - Shea butter."
Transparent
"and the weight gain."
Transparent
"Oh, my God, like a tick I blew up."
Transparent
"- Stop, girl, looking at him. - Okay, I'm sorry."
Transparent
"Oh, shit."
Transparent
"- Bonjour, mademoiselles. - Bonjour."
Transparent
"Oh. Okay, thanks."
Transparent
"- What's your name? - Davina."
Transparent
"Oh, you meant her."
Transparent
"- Hey, Shea. - Nice to meet you."
Transparent
"Hey, Gar."
Transparent
"Jesus Christ. Morty?"
Transparent
"Been a little while since the squash courts, huh?"
Transparent
"Uh, wh... what's all of this?"
Transparent
"Oh, uh, well, this is, uh..."
Transparent
"some people call this a necklace."
Transparent
"Um, this is a..."
Transparent
"I guess you would call it a wrap."
Transparent
"- These are rings. - That's fingernail polish, huh?"
Transparent
"- How's Helen? - Helen?"
Transparent
"She's great. She's much happier."
Transparent
"Jesus Christ. Help me out here, Morty."
Transparent
"I'm dying here."
Transparent
"I need a minute to wrap my head around this, uh..."
Transparent
"Well, take your time."
Transparent
"They were."
Transparent
"Hmm. Hmm."
Transparent
"No hard feelings."
Transparent
"Oh, my God, Josh, how many bloody marys did you have?"
Transparent
"Well, technically, that does make him a lesbian."
Transparent
"You're actually... you're not..."
Transparent
"You're not getting any younger."
Transparent
"And then you're gonna be an old rabbi with no children."
Transparent
"Look, they're all here."
Transparent
"- No. - We went to the Warehouse."
Transparent
"You went to the Warehouse."
Transparent
"You didn't tell me you were going to the Warehouse."
Transparent
"Oh, God. Kiss me."
Transparent
"- Hey. - Hi."
Transparent
"Do these people got a way with a wedge."
Transparent
"Mom, Josh needs to lie down."
Transparent
"He's had way too much to drink."
Transparent
"Oh, please. I can handle four bloody's."
Transparent
"So, mom, how was that doctor's appointment?"
Transparent
"Joshy, this is the Rabbi."
Transparent
"Rabbi Raquel, this is Josh I was telling you about."
Transparent
"- He's single and gorgeous. - Yep, did you hear that?"
Transparent
"- I did, many, many times. - Isn't he gorgeous?"
Transparent
"- The whole package. - Is she... is she on board?"
Transparent
"You know what, why don't we let the Rabbi go, okay?"
Transparent
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
Transparent
"She's gotta stay because we need you, like, bad"
Transparent
"that I don't know if you know about it."
Transparent
"- About dad... - I think if Ed is missing,"
Transparent
"then someone should probably call the police."
Transparent
"Thank you, yes. I'm gonna call the police."
Transparent
"Wait, on who?"
Transparent
"All I'm trying to say is dad is a fucking transvestite."
Transparent
"That is not the word, okay?"
Transparent
"- Where the fuck is the phone? - You knew?"
Transparent
"It's his... thing. It's his little private kink."
Transparent
"That's something you can confirm, right, Rabbi?"
Transparent
"Everyone has one."
Transparent
Show more clips