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Clips from Transparent - Wedge (S01E01)

"No, no, no, he's doing it all the time."
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"Hi, yes, I'd like to report a missing person."
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"So he's out there dressing up outside, like a woman?"
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"Mom, how old is Ed?"
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"He's 70... 74."
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"Ew, no one goes to the Beverly Center."
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"Does he have any distinguishing marks?"
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"Everyone has distinguishing marks."
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"like, you know, freckles or birthmarks."
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"What are Ed's distinguishing marks, mom?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's because he was playing Little Bo Peep."
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"But what about you, mom? What's your excuse?"
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"while you were paying Rita to distract me with her tits?"
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"Why are you humiliating me like this?"
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"Just shut the fuck up."
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"- Please stay. - I'll be back."
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"I'm sorry. Will you please help us?"
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"- Please. - Well, I can..."
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"Thank you."
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"He's back."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"No. Why do you say that?"
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"Because you actually seem like you like music."
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"What if, like, now that it's in the open,"
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"Okay, please let's not say her name"
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"There was just a little tiny... a little carpet fuzz."
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"- Barb. - Please don't get that."
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"I gotta get it. Fuck."
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"What do you mean, this has happened before?"
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"Three."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, Premarin. Let me see."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, it's a little... it's all one big family."
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"Hi, excuse me?"
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"I tell you what."
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"Grab a cart, and I'll show you"
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"at the 7-Eleven down the street"
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"- All right, good luck. - My man."
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"We had one when we were your age."
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"Did you already register at Tumbleweed?"
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"Summer girl?"
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"A week, summer, whatever."
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"You're staying here? Like, sleeping here?"
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"Okay, no problem. Put your head down."
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"Too bad preservationists are jizzing themselves..."
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"You actually found, like,"
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"You been getting these texts from Ali?"
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"Oh, fuck. That was horrible."
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"Nope. Not... not this one."
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"Bloody marys?"
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"Wanna get some bloody's?"
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"It's supposed to be some kind of healthy soda."
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"- Oh, worth it? - Oh, delish."
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"I've ever been."
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"with the little bloated fish..."
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"He's trans."
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"How do you misplace..."
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"- From South Pacific? - It is from South Pacific."
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"Hey, girl."
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"Shea, the guy at the bar. He's still staring at you."
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"- What's wrong? - I know him."
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"You have got fabulous eyes. They're like Liz Taylor's."
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"- Hey, mom. - Oh, my God, look!"
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"Does mom know about dad?"
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"Know what?"
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"Ed is missing. We're calling to see if they found him."
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"I suppose everybody has one or two."
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"He's doing it in public."
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"Yes."
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"They went to the Beverly Center with him like that, mom."
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"I suppose everybody has one or two,"
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"Yeah, we probably should"
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"He's got gray hair, and he wears, like, big, poofy Dockers."
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"He's got all kinds of usual places."
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"Um, I have to think about that."
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"your little real estate agent in here"
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"He's missing."
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"Come on."
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"Hello."
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"- Helen. - She got the lap band."
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"- Your skin's like butter. - Shea butter."
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"Of course I know that. You think I'm a dummy?"
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"That's a stupid question."
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"I am not going to the marina triangle by myself, okay?"
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"This has never happened before."
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"- That's fucked. - So do you have plans?"
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"You guys, Ed has been missing all day."
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"- Jesus. - Just Ali being Ali."
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"Yeah, are Jews, like, more anxious than the average person,"
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"71. Oh, wait, that's not true."
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"- Sure. - Where the fuck is she?"
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"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,"
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"is in the hilly part of the Palisades,"
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"Shut up. Bianca!"
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"She didn't know what to do with us."
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"It's so obvious now why dad wasn't around."
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"How is he?"
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"And here's what you're gonna do."
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"Transparent S01E05"
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"Yeah, we're serious."
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"You got any Dean Koontz?"
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"What? Updating? What are you talking about?"
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"And the disgusting koi pond out there"
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"wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, please, please."
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"that we were able to buy a brand-new Mr. Coffee."
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"Yeah."
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"We're not calling the police on anybody, Sarah."
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"There's a lot of water down at the marina."
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"while you're fucking me."
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"- That's what I want. - Yeah?"
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"Ed Paskowitz that you saw?"
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"This is gonna be perfect. Perfect, perfect, perfect."
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"That's key."
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"No, no, not anymore."
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"Before they were my age."
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"I'm so sorry. Ed is missing?"
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"- For reals? - You're funny."
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"Our new life."
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