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Clips from The Mick - The Grandparents (S01E01)

"- Mm-mm. Mm. - No... no guzzling."
The Mick
"Do you want to go dance?"
The Mick
"Yeah, lead the way, bitch! Yeah!"
The Mick
"Mm-hmm."
The Mick
"Aah! We're gonna die!"
The Mick
"- What? What? - Okay, okay, we're home."
The Mick
"We're home. Right on."
The Mick
"Ay. Oh, my mind is in pain."
The Mick
"Oh, Alba,"
The Mick
"God, do you have to scream?"
The Mick
"It's like nails in a blender."
The Mick
"Let's just get inside and pass out, and then..."
The Mick
"Wait, why is my window open?"
The Mick
"Didn't Jimmy mention something about a loan shark?"
The Mick
"Hold on a second. I got to make a phone call."
The Mick
"- Oh, the words you say mean n-nothing. - Just shu... sh-sh-sh-shush."
The Mick
"- Yo. - You're killing me."
The Mick
"side of beef, huh? What are you doing?"
The Mick
"Just dumping out. I ate some leftover clams"
The Mick
"for breakfast... they're wreaking havoc on my insides."
The Mick
"What's up with you?"
The Mick
"Nothing. Uh..."
The Mick
"I just was hoping that you could come over here"
The Mick
"and... wreak havoc on my insides."
The Mick
"Oh. You do, do you?"
The Mick
"Yeah. Big-time."
The Mick
"Uh... get over here. Take me."
The Mick
"You asked for it."
The Mick
"I'm gonna mop up, and I'll be right ov..."
The Mick
"I mean..."
The Mick
"What are you doing?"
The Mick
"This woman needs to know who she's messing with."
The Mick
"- You sure that's a good idea? - Oh, it's all part of the dance."
The Mick
"She came at me, now I'll come at her,"
The Mick
"and round and round we'll go in this cruel little game of wits."
The Mick
"You sound insane."
The Mick
"Do I?!"
The Mick
"I learned it from Mickey."
The Mick
"At least she appreciated a healthy rivalry."
The Mick
"Ah."
The Mick
"Ow!"
The Mick
"That's the colonel's bacon!"
The Mick
"You can have bacon when you earn bacon."
The Mick
"You children have been spoiled rotten."
The Mick
"I mean, for goodness' sake,"
The Mick
"Ben is the only one"
The Mick
"of you with any manners."
The Mick
"Now, I suppose it's not entirely your fault."
The Mick
"I blame my idiot son and that whore mother of yours."
The Mick
"But I will restore dignity"
The Mick
"to our family if it's the last thing I do."
The Mick
"Chip, from now on,"
The Mick
"You can start by cutting his food into little pieces"
The Mick
"and feeding him."
The Mick
"Doesn't he have a nurse for that?"
The Mick
"He does. You."
The Mick
"And, uh, little Miss Rosemary Kennedy here"
The Mick
"will learn to behave"
The Mick
"like a lady, or she will suffer the consequences."
The Mick
"Good."
The Mick
"Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to enjoy my coffee."
The Mick
"What?"
The Mick
"What?"
The Mick
"Your blouse was ruined by your inability to fill it out."
The Mick
"Now, go put on"
The Mick
"a fresh pot."
The Mick
"Let's do this."
The Mick
"Oh, yeah, here we go."
The Mick
"Oh, sh..."
The Mick
"Wait, wait."
The Mick
"Mickey."
The Mick
"- Time to boogie. - Do something!"
The Mick
"Suck solar, bitch."
The Mick
"$4,200, Mick."
The Mick
"Where is it?"
The Mick
"Where do you think it is?"
The Mick
"- Do I look like I'm playing games? - Okay."
The Mick
"I don't have it. But what do you say you take that car out front"
The Mick
"and we call it even, huh?"
The Mick
"I don't want your stolen car."
The Mick
"I'm a loan shark, not a car thief."
The Mick
"Sit. Both of you."
The Mick
"Mickey, I am scared. Your life is very sad."
The Mick
"Yes, I know that, okay? Thank you."
The Mick
"I want to go home to Greenwich."
The Mick
"It's too late. We've burned that bridge."
The Mick
"You burned that bridge."
The Mick
"We both burned that bridge."
The Mick
"It doesn't matter who lit the match."
The Mick
"- the money to pay for this mess. - No."
The Mick
"I am not borrowing money from a 12-year-old."
The Mick
"Honestly, Mickey,"
The Mick
"I'm depressed for you."
The Mick
"You literally have nothing."
The Mick
"Yeah, that's what I said."
The Mick
"Well, I hate to do it, but you leave me no choice."
The Mick
"Put your hand flat on the table."
The Mick
"Okay, look, I know you got to do the whole tough guy routine,"
The Mick
"but, listen, you and I, we all know"
The Mick
"Next hand. Hurry. I got to pick my boy up from day care."
The Mick
"- Where? - It's in Connecticut. Just give me a couple hours."
The Mick
"- Give me that hand! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!"
The Mick
"I'll leave you Alba as collateral."
The Mick
"- Hurry. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
The Mick
"- What? - Please don't leave me."
The Mick
"Alba, listen to me. You got to trust me right now, okay?"
The Mick
"- Please trust me. - No,"
The Mick
"I don't trust you. You drugged me."
The Mick
"I mean, look how far you've come."
The Mick
"All right, listen,"
The Mick
"I need you to do me a favor. I did you a favor."
The Mick
"It's your turn to do me a favor. That's what best friends do."
The Mick
"We are best friends?"
The Mick
"- Yeah... - All right."
The Mick
""Meh, meh, meh. Look at me. I'm the colonel. I'm a war hero.""
The Mick
"What happened to you?!"
The Mick
"I loved you, Grandpa!"
The Mick
"I loved you!"
The Mick
"What are you doing?"
The Mick
"Huh?"
The Mick
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