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Clips from NewsRadio - Rose Bowl (S03E03)

"if it wasn't so maddening."
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"Oh, sweet God."
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"You're a great boss."
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"That I tend to take credit for other people's ideas?"
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"Well, as long as you're in agreement about that,"
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"December 9th of last year:"
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"without telling her who exposed you to it."
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"January 3rd: I persuaded you to try portobello mushrooms"
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"[DAVE SIGHS]"
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"What a--"
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"You know, that's really too bad, because, uh..."
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"You know, from my own tough, but fair evaluation,"
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"I-I learned something about myself"
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"You barfed in the punch bowl we all share,"
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"That was Lisa's."
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"Thanks. Meeting's over."
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"[DOOR SHUTS]"
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"did not wear a wig... Mr. James."
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"You have successfully proven"
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"In fact, if I were this young man,"
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"of the guy with the box full of junk."
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"Hm. I bet this was Dave's idea."
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"What a bitch."
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"Whoa."
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"drop off my dry cleaning..."
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"Hey, group hug. Terrific."
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"I can't believe this worked."
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"I can't believe"
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"from To Kill a Mockingbird."
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"Well, yeah, grits."
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"Yeah, yeah. It's, uh--"
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"It's from that western, uh, "True Grits.""
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"There you go."
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"Can I buy my skull?"
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"All right."
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"Boy, heh."
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"What you doing? Oh, just doing--"
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"Huh, what's that? Just itching to take a look"
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"No, actually, I'm doing some editing."
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"Okay, okay, you win. Memorabilia it is."
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"from a big collector."
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"Did you ever see Ten Commandments?"
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"Uh, just about once a year. Oh yeah?"
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"The original stone tablet Charlton Heston carried"
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"in The Ten Commandments."
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"I-- I thought it would be bigger than that."
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"Here's-- Here's the other one."
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"We are talking about The Ten Commandments"
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"Hell, I don't know. I've never seen it."
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"Well, maybe, uh..."
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"Maybe you heard of a little movie called Sound of Music?"
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"Well, who could forget it? Yeah, well..."
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"I don't recall a sword in The Sound of Music."
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"with this little number."
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"Maybe you boys remember a little movie by the name of..."
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"Citizen Kane."
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"Ah, one of my favorites."
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"Ta-da!"
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"Hello."
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"Is that for real?"
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"That is the genuine article, my friend."
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"Oh. "Rose Bowl"?"
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"[DEEPLY, ECHOING] Rose Bowl."
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"[HORNS HONKING]"
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"Well, it's that time of year again."
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"What, already?"
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"Oh, God, I completely forgot to suck up."
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"I'm a little tired of you all getting angry with me each year"
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"We don't get angry at you, Dave."
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"Oh, yes, you do. For about a week after them"
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"everyone just stares at me with hate in their eyes."
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"That's not true."
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"And unfair."
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"But this year I will not be doing the evaluations."
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"Instead, you will each evaluate a coworker."
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"Oh, good. I'll start."
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"In private, one-on-one."
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"privately one-on-one."
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"put your name on a slip of paper"
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"and put it in the hat, please. Okay."
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"Oh, whoever picks me,"
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"I hope they notice that it is my hat."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Okay."
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"And if you pick your own name,"
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"you have to put it back"
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"Okay, fine, then-- Then what about this?"
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"It's a Clark bar."
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"It is the Clark bar."
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"From what?"
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"Have you ever actually been to a movie?"
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"Basic Instinct?"
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"No, no, that's--"
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"Okay. That's it."
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"Well, I guess if anybody's got the legal team"
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"to pull it off, you do."
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"No, my lawyers would laugh me out of court."
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"No way I'm telling them about this."
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"Well, I don't know. You know what they say:"
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"Yeah, well... who do you suggest?"
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"Me. Excellent."
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"Why didn't you tell them? Tell them what?"
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"that the new interpersonal evaluations were my idea."
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"But I'm the one who read about it in Forbes"
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"and the one that figured out it would work here."
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"And I convinced Matthew that we weren't just borrowing"
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"his hat so that we could wear it without permission."
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"Yes, you do."
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"Dave, now you're just patronizing me."
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"Obsessing? Obsessing?"
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"I am not obsessing. Obsessing-- Well,"
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"Yeah, well, just because you say obsessing a lot"
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"Uh-huh."
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"Of course, that can backfire."
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"No. No, Dave, see..."
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"me and Joe were talking about the legal system."
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"See, I'm suing the guy"
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"that ripped me off for this stuff."
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"I'm not gonna be done for a while. I'm his lawyer."
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"1987, Joe Garrelli is arrested on a drunk and disorderly."
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