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Clips from Fleabag - Episode #1.5 (S01E01)

"Yeah, evil boobs everywhere."
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"Arm up, please."
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"I'm sorry, I'm just ticklish."
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"Examined your sister this morning."
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"Just... can't get hold of her."
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"She seemed very busy."
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"Sure."
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"Dad books us boob appointments once a year,"
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"to make sure our tits don't turn on us like Mum's did."
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"Bet you look forward to seeing Claire."
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"A lot more to touch, if you know what I mean."
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"I'm sorry. It's just... there are worse jobs."
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"I check for cancerous lumps in mammary glands."
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"Now, any pleasure I derive from that is entirely dependent upon whether"
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"or not I am about to save your life."
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"You can put your clothes back on."
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"She's here. - I've been waiting out here for nearly 10 minutes."
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"Mum's memorial lunch."
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"I should have worn my other coat."
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"Visiting Dad is hell for Claire."
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"I see it more as a sport."
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"It's so inappropriate that she should be here."
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"Can you please just give me some space?"
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"- Ready? - No."
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"Don't tell Dad about Finland. And don't provoke her."
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"Got to hand it to her. Hi."
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"You shouldn't have."
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"Are they freesias?"
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"Yeah, they were sort of a favourite of..."
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"Gosh, how special."
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"Aw, let's just leave them..."
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"- Just the tree. - Sorry?"
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"The tree in the back garden."
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"Why are you taking the tree down?"
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"Thank you."
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"I hope you don't mind my being here, but my Pilates fell through, so..."
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"- Of course. - No, it's lovely."
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"It's a sad day."
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"I'll get the champagne."
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"This is my favourite bit."
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"That's a lovely cushion."
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"Thanks. It's an original."
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"Gosh."
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"I love your hat."
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"Looks like a hat."
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"Well, it's a hair scarf."
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"OK."
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"He's away."
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"No, he's a different one."
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"You got a drink?"
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"Sorry."
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"You're both looking very healthy, very..."
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"Did you talk to Dr Samuels about your...?"
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"Yes."
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"And they're happy, getting along..."
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"...all right?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. Great."
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"Good. Excellent."
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"...daughters."
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"- Yep. - Yes."
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"Yeah, we are."
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"Sit down."
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"I think I should say a few words about your mother."
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"Ignore me. Ignore me, ignore me."
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"This day is not an easy one."
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"To Mum."
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"To Margaret."
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"Dearest Margaret."
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"- Yeah, well, she certainly was... - Yeah, she was great."
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"It was..."
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"It was the voice she used..."
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"She always made them sound so rude, you know?"
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"But very, very funny."
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"She used to take the girls around the park and point at the..."
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"The squirrel voices were the best."
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"- Run! Fucking run! - Run-run-run-run-run!"
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"Run-run-run-run!"
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"Yes, yes, my ex had a similar thing -"
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"voices and fun."
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"Really funny."
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"Can I help you with the food?"
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"Yes, yes, I should..."
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"You're going to have to talk to me eventually."
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"Either she's got her period or some serious shit's gone down."
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"She always does something slightly different around her period."
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"She gets really bad PMT."
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"Mum used to call it her monthly confidence crisis."
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"But it's PMT."
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"The only way she can get through it is to reinvent herself"
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"in some small way."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Just put it back where you got it from, OK?"
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"- No! - Just do it."
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"I'm doing you a massive favour."
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"- Go. - No."
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"OK, OK, OK, OK, OK..."
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"- We're not allowed upstairs. - Of course we are."
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"I keep forgetting that she's actually talented."
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"Go on, then."
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"Where's her head?"
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"OK..."
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"OK. Hey..."
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"Yeah. Yeah, he's horrifically hot -"
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"you're going to puke when you see him."
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"Are you on your period?"
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"- Why would you ask that? - The plaits."
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"Sorry, I spilled my champagne and..."
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"Me too."
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"It's really beautiful work."
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"Thank you."
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"That's all right."
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"Your father's in the kitchen."
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"Great."
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"He hates being alone in a room with me."
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"Hi, Dad."
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"- Just need... - What do you need? - I need some..."
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"So..."
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"I don't think I can really afford to..."
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"I think I'm just going to have to... accept that it's..."
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