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Clips from F is for Family - F Is for Fixing It (S02E02)

"It never rusts, never wears..."
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"and it'll never let you down."
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"Sue, I..."
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"Bill won't be a problem."
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"Bye-bye, sweetie."
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"We're just gonna have some Mom and Dad talking time."
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"It'll be fun."
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"Ready to pray away the hurt?"
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"God! Get off my case!"
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"Oh, you're lucky a priest is taking me to the woods."
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"This is the express train."
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"Oh, Francis. There are 12, one for each apostle!"
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"Sue!"
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"Sorry. I'm just excited to see Sue."
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"Did you strain your trunk putting up the big top?"
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"Oh, no. Is Sue gonna break up with me?"
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"No."
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"The time to do that would have been about six weeks ago."
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"Why are you looking at me like a confused dog?"
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"which I completely deserved."
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"There was a food stain on the other side, so I flipped them back,"
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"and I got rid of the sweat with your hair dryer."
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"And here's your breakfast in bed."
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"Just add water... and kisses."
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"- That's sweet of you. - No, no, no, no."
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"I was a jerk yesterday and I'm sorry."
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"Okay. Sorry."
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"Frank."
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"We have to talk through what happened yesterday"
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"Oh, God."
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"If anything's gonna lead me to an early grave, it's doing this shit."
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"Well, if we don't address this, things will get worse."
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"My Uncle Bucky had a growth on his foot, and he didn't address it."
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"All he had to do was spray it with vinegar five times a day"
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"Frank! We need help."
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"Now, Father Pat has a couples counseling retreat"
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"at Lake Communion this weekend."
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"They leave tonight. I'm gonna call and sign us up."
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"Aw, Christ, Sue, what does a priest know about marriage?"
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"God's invisible"
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"You and I are in trouble, and we need to talk to somebody."
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"Okay, well, then maybe a psychiatrist!"
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"Are you still taking me to computer club today?"
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"Yes, don't worry."
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"See? Everything's fine, princess."
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"so I guess we can't talk about feelings."
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"I was really about to open up, too."
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"You are not getting off that easy."
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"- Sue! - I want you to meet me for lunch"
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"so we can get to the bottom of this."
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"I don't know. I've got something important I got to do."
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"There! Are you satisfied?"
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"No! That's why we have to talk about this!"
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"- They're starting early today. - Yeah."
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"Fine, I promise!"
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"And I'll buy you that fucking pie you like!"
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"And now back to The Watts World-Travelers"
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"the specter of the spooky spaceship is after us,"
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"including me, special guest star Colt Luger."
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"You're so smart, tell me what I had for breakfast."
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"Ew!"
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"Ow!"
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"You don't have a clue what life's about."
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"Such a dick."
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"Um..."
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"It's the chance of a lifetime..."
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"Kevin, I'm not gonna fight you on this anymore."
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"As long as you get your school work done,"
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"you can put on a cape and go be the Elf god"
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"but then you get it and you hate yourself?"
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"I'm being the cool dad now! It's all groovy!"
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"Fucking pussies!"
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"You picked a great time to be supportive, you dick!"
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"Hey, rock star!"
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"It's gonna be a banging party tomorrow!"
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"Cutie Pie's bringing some of her friends."
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"We need to get rid of Scoop"
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"so Dunbarton has no choice but to hire Frank back."
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"Scoop must go or Mohican won't survive."
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"tried to feed me a firecracker on a hot dog bun."
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"That's right. So, in the spirit of friendship and camaraderie..."
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"Oh, hey, good-lookin', you want a private dance?"
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"We're trying to have a business meeting here."
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"How about I give your hang-down the business, huh?"
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"Day shift whores out!"
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"Well, I got to take my kid to computer club anyway."
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"Gentlemen, let me assure you"
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"this Scoop situation can be dealt with quite easily."
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"Now, now, now, hold on, Lou, we want to get Scoop fired."
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"Of course. We're not murderers."
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"I didn't say that because I think we're being bugged."
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"Killing the guy is out of the question."
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"to get rid of Scoop without hurting him."
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"with planes and everything..."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't sucked Dunbarton's dick and fired Frank,"
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"You don't know the pressure of being on Dunbarton's leash!"
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"I can't have sex with her either!"
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"I'm not trying to rush you,"
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"but you got to hurry the fuck up and concentrate on Scoop!"
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"Christ, she's threatening to take us to a shrink!"
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"Okay. I'm sorry, Frank."
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"- It rhymes with... - We got it, Bob."
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"What do you mean you can't come?"
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"I'm sorry, but my husband and I had a... big fight."
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"I'll be there by two."
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"But I need you here with the prototype now."
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"We're going to test the Salad Tosser with a group of typical consumers."
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"Damn it."
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"Henrietta, I believe in the Salad Tosser,"
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"but I also believe in my marriage."
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"So, I just can't."
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""can't" is the third cousin of "cunt.""
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"How is this fun?"
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"This is so boring."
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"Then go play with that metal mouth girl with the big head."
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"His name is Phillip, and he's a boy."
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"Uh-oh. This show just got interesting."
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"That's how Mama bought our Christmas tree."
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"Really?"
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"where they taught me honor and discipline"
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