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Clips from F is for Family - F Is for Fixing It (S02E02)

"by repeatedly beating the shit out of me."
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"I was released last night"
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"after demonstrating sustained excellence."
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"Uh, I think I hear my mom calling me."
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"You and me have unfinished business."
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"Hold these."
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""Bill Murphy, I humbly apologize for calling you the following names,"
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"ass butt, ass dick, ass eater...""
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"Not funny, private!"
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"I had to get rid of the shark tank, but it was worth it. I'll tell you what."
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"Yeah, no. I don't feel like it."
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"This party's gonna kick serious ass,"
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"and we will be discovered for the geniuses we are!"
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"I like your bong half-full attitude, fellas."
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"Just be careful if you go in the bathroom."
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"There's a hammerhead in the tub."
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"Oh, man."
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"- Oh, man! - Take a picture, it'll last longer."
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"- Can I? - No!"
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"And take your hand out of your pocket."
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"Vic, who are those little..."
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"Kevin and his band are gonna play a few songs for us tomorrow."
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"Great."
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"That's a good thing."
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"- Really? - Oh, yeah."
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"You're pure, man. You're honest."
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"Not one ounce of bullshit."
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"So, bring out the light tomorrow, Kev."
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"Show them the truth of rock and roll."
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"Don't do it, Kevin."
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"Okay, we got to hurry."
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"and in my classroom, in the meeting about me."
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"I'm sorry, honey, but don't worry."
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"the police show up,"
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"but that doesn't mean we don't love each other."
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"Uh..."
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"No, it's good! It's like The Most Dangerous Game."
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"You dummy. The most dangerous game was ancient Aztec basketball."
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"Guys, what the fuck are we talking about? Focus on Scoop!"
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"I don't just have my job riding on this, it's my marriage."
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"Sue is this close to sending me on a one-way trip to living at the Y."
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"That's how to get rid of Scoop!"
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"We put Scoop on a plane to the middle of nowhere."
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"Yeah. We'll do it on a busy day when there's a lot of luggage moving."
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"And that dumb fuck's name is Frank Murphy."
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"I think this plan's taking shape! We're getting somewhere!"
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"Gentlemen, this calls for a celebration."
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"Nobody."
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"End of list."
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""Shit on her feet,"
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"Jimmy, really, it's enough! I forgive you!"
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"Okay, I have other people on my list to get to anyway"
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"before my dad picks me up."
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""Old sad Hitler guy?""
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"You mean Mr. Holtenwasser?"
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"You don't want to talk to that crazy old man."
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"I have no choice."
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"Jimmy, no, don't go!"
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"My honor code compels me, ball gargler!"
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"Left, left, left."
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"- Hey, good looking! - You came on time."
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"Of course I did. When have I ever disappointed you?"
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"Our problems are over!"
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"Once I get back to Mohican, I won't have to work at night anymore."
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"Things will be like they used to be and we'll be happy again!"
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"I wasn't too happy then."
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"You were ecstatic!"
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"I moved my whole day around for you!"
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"Once I get my job back,"
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"you don't have to worry about that goddamn thing anymore!"
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"It's not a "goddamn thing!""
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"It's my chance to do something with my life."
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"And you were supposed to be there for support."
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"- Frank, you promised me. - When?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Relax. Relax."
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"Tell you what. I'm gonna go out and have a smoke."
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"Well, hello there, young Bill."
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"Mr. Holtenwasser, Jimmy's gonna be here any second."
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"that got him sent away to military school."
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"Oh, I had forgotten all about that."
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"The past is always important."
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"my father hired a young veteran of the great war to paint our house."
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"He forgot to pay him on time and the young man was so angry..."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"I'll finish the story some other time."
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"Bill and I stole that hockey stick"
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"You're right. That felt so good..."
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"- I had to write a list because of you! - My spleen!"
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"Jimmy James Fitzsimmons, get in this fucking car!"
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"Beating up little fat girls!"
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"I'm a boy!"
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"I'm coming for you, Murphy!"
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"I will shit on your mother's feet!"
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"God damn him. Why do I even try?"
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"- It spin-dries lettuce. - Really? That's a great idea."
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"I know! It is!"
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"I'll give you a few minutes to think about what you've done,"
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"and then you can apologize first."
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"Oh, shit. Oh, shit."
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"- Yeah. - Okay. All right."
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"We're gonna be okay, Sue."
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"I'm here. I'm not going anywhere."
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"Holy shit, I'm not going anywhere."
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"- There goes flight school. - Goodbye college for me."
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"Oh, hold on."
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"This doesn't have to be the end. It's just a little delay."
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"I'm sure I could go full-time at Mohican."
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"They love me there."
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"I'll ask Bob Pogo to put in a good word for me"
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"But you had your heart set on becoming a pilot."
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"Once the kid's in school, we can pick up where we left off."
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"Yeah, and whatever it is you want to do,"
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"I'll be your co-pilot."
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"Round and round it goes and the water never gets on your clothes."
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"I don't see technology getting any better than this!"
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"I could watch this all day!"
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"- Dry more lettuce! - If you insist!"
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"With the Salad Tosser,"
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"you can always have dry lettuce when you need it at the turn of a crank."
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"Ooh."
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