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Clips from The Simpsons - Krusty Gets Busted (S01E01)

"But first, I regret to say I see a youngster who looks troubled."
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"- What's your name, young man? - Bart Simpson, sir."
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"on your problem in a new segment exploring preadolescent turmoil."
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"- I call it "Choices." - I don't think so, sir."
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"Bart, I'm reaching out to you."
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"But Krusty couldn't go near the thing, not with his pacemaker."
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"Well, you know, Bart. As much as I love Krusty,"
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"he was never one to take doctor's orders too seriously."
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"Well, maybe, but get this."
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"Krusty was illiterate, and the guy who robbed the store..."
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"was reading the Springfield Review of Books."
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"Ah, well, Bart."
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"The fact is, you don't have to be able to read to enjoy the Springfield Review of Books."
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"Yeah, I guess those are kind of funny."
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"Bart, children, this whole sordid affair has been a shock to all of us."
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"But we must get on with our lives."
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"Let's try to remember Krusty, not as a hardened criminal,"
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"but as that lovable jester who honked his horn and puttered around in his little car."
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"Yes, we will never forget that, will we?"
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"Bart, open you heart. I admit I have some mighty big shoes to fill."
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"Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill."
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"Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill."
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"Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill."
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"In ancient Greece, there was a school of thought called stoicism."
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"Wait a minute! You did it!"
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"Krusty didn't rob that store! Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof!"
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"but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people!"
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"- Kid's right. - How do you figure we missed that?"
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"Get off your duffs, boys. Get down to that studio!"
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"Yes, I admit it. I hated him!"
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"I played the buffoon while he squandered a fortune on his vulgar appetites."
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"That's why I framed Krusty!"
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"And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for these meddling kids."
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"- Take him away, boys. - Treat kids as equals!"
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"Uh, it won't happen again."
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"- It better not, you dimwit! - Krusty,"
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"I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard..."
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"about what goes on in prison are exaggerated."
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"But there was one boy who trusted me all along. Bart?"
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"- Yes, sir? - Thank you."
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"You're doomed, Sideshow Bob."
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"I didn't do it."
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"If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time."
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"with our Emmy Award-winning anchorman Kent Brockman,"
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"Oh."
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"Sorry, son. You'll understand one day."
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"Aaah!"
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"These toys are just adorable."
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"Ooh!"
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"No! Don't you get it, Bart?"
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"Evey time we say good-bye"
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"Ow! My foot! You lousy, stupid, clumsy--"
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"Sideshow Bob really fills his shoes with big ugly feet."
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"- is this the man? - Yeah! wait a minute."
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"- Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. - What is this, a joke?"
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"So, Simpson, which one is it?"
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"Oh, oh. Okay, okay."
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"They're people too! They're smarter than you think."
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"as simpleminded TV mayhem,"
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"Doh!"
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"- commemorative coins. - Ah."
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"Well, the important thing is that I regain the trust of the children."
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"The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone."
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"And this is all the mail that awaited us upon our return."
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"Look, Lisa. I know Krusty's innocent."
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"New flavor-- triple chocolate!"
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"Please do not be alarmed."
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"Brittany, do the honors."
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"Patty and Selma are coming over to show us slides from their trip to the Yucatan."
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"I'm dying. I'm dying."
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"Mmm. Look."
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"No, I can't! I can't read or write! I admit it!"
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"Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?"
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"I'm watching Sideshow Bob. He's a lot less patronizing than Krusty used to be."
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"guilty."
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"Thanks, Ed. I glad we've finally dispelled the myth..."
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"- How much do you love me? - With all our hearts!"
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"So, what's on your mind, Bart?"
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"that the thief used the microwave oven at the Kwik-E-Mart."
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"Just look at these amusing caricatures of Gore Vidal and Susan Sontag."
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"Big shoes to fill--"
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"- Excuse me? - Attention, fellow children!"
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"I wonder why a little"
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"Evey time we say"
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"Krusty, would you please turn your attention to Exhibit B."
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"Itchy and Scratchy will still have a home here."
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"Plump succulent sausage, honey-smoked bacon and glistening, sizzling--"
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"- Yes, it is! - Oh."
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"We find the defendant, Krusty the Clown..."
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"-and all the lively arts. - What the hell are you doing, Lis?"
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"- I bet the other children don't accept you. - True, Sideshow Bob."
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"Great show, Sideshow. Switchboards were jammed. The kids loved it."
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"- Framed? - Well, the videotape showed..."
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"- Uh, uh, uh-- - What's the matter? Can't you read?"
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"Good-bye Good-bye."
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"- Uh-- - Tell me what you see."
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"But we will also learn about nutrition, self-esteem, etiquette..."
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"- Foreperson, have you reached a verdict? - Yes, we have, Your Honor."
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"The one with the big "B" on it."
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"But that doesn't bother me. You see, my sisters and I..."
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"and it looks to us like Krusty was framed."
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"Uh, uh-- Which one do you mean?"
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"have been doing a little investigating,"
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