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Clips from Zombieland (2009)

"- Really? - Really."
Zombieland (2009)
"I know, again, so soon? What can I say?"
Zombieland (2009)
"Like undertow or department store Santas."
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"But the thing I fear more than anything, yes, even more than zombies..."
Zombieland (2009)
"When you're afraid of everything that's out there..."
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"...you quit going out there..."
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"World of Warcraft..."
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"...Code Red Mountain Dew."
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"Pride, nowhere."
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"Virginity, totally justifiable to speculate on."
Zombieland (2009)
"My whole life, all I'd ever wanted was to find a girl..."
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"...and fall in love, bring her home to meet the folks."
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"And then I'd finally be a member of a cool, functional family."
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"Okay, okay."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"There you go."
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"- Mountain Dew? - Yeah. Code Red."
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"So tell me what happened."
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"He was homeless and sick."
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"...and then he just came sprinting towards me."
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"I mean, not running, sprinting."
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"And I thought, you know, like, maybe he was running from someone..."
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"...or after someone, but last time I saw he was still out there going crazy."
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"I didn't even tell you the worst part."
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"He tried to bite me."
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"- You're right, that's the worst part. - I'm sorry. I'm just so scared."
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"No, no, no, you should be scared. A homeless man just tried to eat you."
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"That's the right kind of scared. That's reasonable."
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"I get scared for things that don't make sense, like clowns with red noses..."
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"...or the rags they use to wipe tables when you finish eating at a restaurant."
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"Really?"
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"Look, the point is I am here for you, okay?"
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"And as long as you are by my side, I am not leaving this apartment."
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"Do you mind if I just close my eyes for a minute?"
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"- Thank you. - Okay."
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"- Good night. - Good night."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Look, stay back, 406, okay? I don't wanna hurt you, but..."
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"Shit."
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"Oh, my God, I'm so fucking sorry."
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"You see, you just can't trust anyone."
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"The first time I let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me."
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"Please. Listen to me."
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"406."
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"...you're just sick. Okay?"
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"Remember mad cow disease?"
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"Well, mad cow became mad person became mad zombie."
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"Okay."
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"I've heard there's a place that's untouched by this crap."
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"- Back east, yeah? - Yeah. You heard the same thing?"
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"It's all just nonsense."
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"You know, you're like a penguin on the North Pole..."
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"...who hears the South Pole is really nice this time of year."
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"There are no penguins on the North Pole."
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"You wanna feel how hard I can punch?"
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"Wait, the last time I laid some pipe?"
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"Last time you went 20 toes, put Percy in the playpen?"
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"Wallpapered the closet, passed the gravy."
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"Well, just sex."
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"Three weeks ago. Yeah."
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"- Shut up. - No, no, I was headed east."
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"She, west."
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"And we took shelter in the back of the truck."
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"- It was full of undelivered packages. - What was her name?"
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"Beverly."
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"Beverly Hills."
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"Aye, aye, aye."
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"Oh, my God. It makes you sick."
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"You know, it makes you sad, it makes you..."
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"You'd be out in the backyard, you know, trying to catch fireflies."
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"- I mean, it makes you... - Hungry."
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"I'm worried about you."
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"Look, whatever you have waiting for you in Columbus..."
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"Zombies aren't the most lovable creatures, but he really hated them."
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"...was finding a Twinkie."
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"Something about a Twinkie reminded him of a time not so long ago..."
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"...when things were simple and not so fucking psychotic."
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"It was like if he got a taste of that comforting childhood treat..."
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"...the world would become innocent, and everything would return to normal."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"You're gonna risk our lives for a Twinkie?"
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"There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store."
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"Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date."
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"Someday very soon, life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty."
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"Time to nut up or shut up."
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"When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie..."
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"Don't swing, don't swing."
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"Swing."
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"You're incredible."
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"- I know. - Yeah."
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"Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie, Twinkie."
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"And they're so fat."
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"I think we should probably just keep going."
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"All I could think of was, what are the odds?"
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"Another marriageable woman to bring home to the folks."
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"Hey."
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"I'll catch up."
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"They're sisters. The little one's been bitten."
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"Yeah."
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"So you did all this for a Twinkie?"
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"Look, I don't think she has long."
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"No, no, no, no. She's just a little girl."
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"Don't talk about me like I'm not here."
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"Right, sorry."
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"But your sister wants me to..."
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"I made her promise."
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"We already said goodbye, but we didn't have a gun."
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"Wait, wait, wait."
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"Now that you mention it..."
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"...we'll take your weapons, car keys, your ammunition."
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"Wait, why are you guys doing this?"
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"Better you make the mistake of trusting us..."
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"...than us make the mistake of trusting you."
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"...steals my double-barrel and then says I'm the one that can't be trusted."
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"You're the one that gave her the gun."
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"Relax, okay? I just passed for a zombie."
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"- What I'd give for a shower... - Do not say S-H-O-W-E-R, okay?"
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"- So do you think it's true? - Is what true?"
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"Totally zombie-free. Only place west of Waco."
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"Trust me."
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