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Clips from Zombieland (2009)

"You know, with, like, the toeholds, right?"
Zombieland (2009)
"- and he's pedaling, and the zombie's head is, like, caught in the gear."
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"You know, with the hair in the chain just, like, going around."
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"Very cool."
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"But zombie kill of the week? No, sir."
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"I saw this construction worker. I shit you not..."
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"You ever roll a tube of toothpaste up from the bottom?"
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"- I always roll it up from the bottom. - Well, the zombie's head is the cap."
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"Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else's story?"
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"Which reminds me..."
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"...I never had headaches like this till your ass came onboard."
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"I mean, do what you want with a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac."
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"Oh, you know something? That is nice."
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"Tallahassee believes you have to blow off steam in Zombieland..."
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"If it makes him happy and keeps him from using that crowbar on me..."
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"I want my Caddy back!"
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"Stupid little bitches!"
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"Think the two of us are smart enough to come up with a con like that?"
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"You hesitated."
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"Is it better to be smart or lucky?"
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"Look at what we got here."
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"- That's nice. - Smell the finger?"
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"Yes."
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"Thank God for rednecks."
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"This is a really big truck..."
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"You know, they say, He who seeks revenge..."
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"...should remember to dig two graves."
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"Right. Two graves. One for the big chick, one for the little chick."
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"You are scary happy."
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"Oh, you want to talk about home?"
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"For me, home was a puppy named Buck."
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"Cutest dog ever."
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"All those fucking zombies."
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"And there ain't no getting him back, so I'm looking for a new home."
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"Tomorrow, I may be skinny-dipping in the Yellowstone River..."
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"...or swinging from the chandeliers in the Playboy Mansion..."
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"...a box full of hollow points, and, Lord willing, a GD Twinkie."
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"I hate to give credit to anyone who looks like Yosemite Sam..."
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"Rule number 32: Enjoy the little things."
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"Knowing them, it's a trap."
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"You're not gonna shoot them, are you?"
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"Sure."
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"- They're in the back, aren't they? - Just me."
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"I'm really sorry. She was like a crouching tiger."
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"Twelve's the new 20. Gun, please."
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"- Yeah. - Thank you."
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"Honk it."
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"It's your sister, with my gun. Hello."
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"Bummer."
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"You get to ride shotgun."
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"She's not your typical hot, stuck-up bitch."
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"- What are you looking for? - My engagement ring."
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"I took it off to pump my gas, and I thought that I put it in my purse..."
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"...but it must've fallen out, and I'm late for my flight and..."
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"Well, listen, I'll find your ring, and I'll FedEx it to you."
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"Three thousand dollars. It's worth more than my car."
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"Yeah. I'll find it."
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"Yeah, I'll start looking for it right now."
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"Bye-bye."
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"No, but I know it's around here somewhere."
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"She's on a plane, that's the beauty of it."
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"Hey, you found my ring."
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"- Your ring? - Well, it's my friend's, you know."
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"- I'm gonna send it to her. - Do I get a reward?"
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"That's it. That's the whole register."
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"You made someone very happy."
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"Nice."
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"How many left?"
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"Let me see."
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"Enough for us to get to California."
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"For the low price of 30 bucks, sold."
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"It's amazing how far you can get with some costume jewelry..."
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"Thank you, Wichita. Thanks, Little Rock."
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"For fuck's sake, enough! We're being chased by ravenous freaks!"
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"We don't have enough problems?"
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"They stole my Hummer. We have trust issues."
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"We can't just fucking drive down the road..."
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"...playing I Spy or some shit for hours like four normal-ass Americans?"
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"Fuck me!"
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"I know."
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"Let me be the mature one."
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"So where are you guys headed?"
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"The amusement park?"
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"- Wait, outside L.A.? - Yeah. We went there as kids."
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"My mind. It's so fun."
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"Just good entertainment for the whole family."
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"Yeah, I went there as a kid too. In fact, this probably counts as off-season."
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"Well, did you guys hear? There are no zombies there."
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"Yeah, we heard."
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"You know, I may not shoot you, but you have still royally pissed me off..."
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"...and I'm not going to play with you at Pacific Playland."
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"- Don't worry, he grows on you. - Really?"
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"Okay. How about we play the quiet game?"
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"Yeah? Starting now."
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"Oh, I've actually been meaning to ask you:"
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"- You never played the quiet game? - Sorry."
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"No? Well, they're playing it in Columbus."
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"It's a total ghost town. It's burned to the ground."
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"You're Columbus."
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"I'm not sure what's more tragic: that my family is gone..."
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"...or the realization that I never really had much of a family to begin with."
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"I have no home."
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"We can get you a ride."
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"You know, you can go see for yourself..."
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"We were all orphans in Zombieland."
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"I know this Pacific Playland thing is nuts..."
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"...but it's just been so long since she got to be a kid."
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"Yeah, it's tough growing up in Zombieland."
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"There."
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"You could take that truck."
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"It was because, in that moment, it became clear."
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"- Okay, but what the hell are we doing? - Just humor him. Trust me."
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"Who wants to go first?"
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"- Why don't you take this one? - Don't mind if I do."
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"What do you think? Zombie kill of the week?"
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"Close, but no cigar. Kill of the week..."
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"Poor flat bastard."
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"Is that perfume?"
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"I'm thinking..."
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"Why don't you speak up a little?"
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