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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Mom, Lies and Videotapes (S07E07)

"I'd better move 'em."
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"Uh, yeah, sure."
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"Flamethrowers?"
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"Mmm. I think it was about $50,000."
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"Okay. Let's get this mother."
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"Oh."
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"There are reports of scientific anomalies on this planet."
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"What are these things? Space tulips?"
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"Negative. Those are pods."
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"With alien babies in 'em."
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"if we can figure out where she is."
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"when we revealed the alien queen costume/puppet."
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"There were a lot of kids working behind the scenes"
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"to make this thing look like an egg-laying monster."
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"Some parents screamed."
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"One lady fainted."
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"when these trained space marines couldn't?"
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"How am I supposed to not be killed by you"
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"with your flamethrower and your advanced technology?"
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"What? That's crazy."
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"You're the perfect organism."
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"Ugh. You have it so much easier than me."
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"Nuh-uh."
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"Your hands are only a little slimy"
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"BOTH: I wish I could be you for a day."
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"TINA: And then we switched bodies."
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"(gasps) The anomaly."
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"The scientific anomaly."
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"Because of the terraforming..."
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"Ah."
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"It's Freaky Friday-liens."
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"I remember all of this."
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"Me, too. But, uh, what happens again?"
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"Tina, go on, go on."
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"TINA: I was the queen, and I decided to take"
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"my new body out for a spin."
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"The big three."
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"(alien baby cries)"
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"I'm totally a mom."
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"Don't shush me. (continues crying)"
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"- Man, that alien sure was tough. - I know."
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"- And so totally smoking hot. - Do what?"
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"Yeah, it was ugly. It was a monster."
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"Sigourney, you're acting weird."
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"Weird like cool weird?"
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"Like I just got a lot cooler recently?"
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"Ugh. Back in a sec, guys."
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"I just got to go, um, stretch my human legs out."
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"I'll be right back."
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"And I love these eye guards."
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"Listen, we got to say "I want to switch back" at the same time,"
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"- I want to switch back. - I'm not switching back."
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"Um, I'm gonna have to force you to switch back"
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"- (growls) - Ow."
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"- Never mind, I got it. - Okay, good."
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"TINA: So we were fighting. And the audience"
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"was really into it, and they weren't just being nice"
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"'cause it was a school play. Right, Dad?"
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"It was... it was..."
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"It was like Avenue Q meets Caligula"
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"meets a fight outside of a Dairy Queen."
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"- Wait, you saw Caligula? - You saw Caligula?"
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"Wait, what's Caligula?"
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"(growls)"
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"to feed off of as a life source."
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"Will you be that host body?"
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"Um, maybe?"
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"I mean, after we switch. Let's switch first."
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"Come to mama."
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"- Ow. - Okay, bye."
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"I'll get back to you about that host body thing."
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"Then the crew kids struck the set real fast and that was that."
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"You would take a rubber band to the gut for us."
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"You stand up for us all the time."
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"That's true."
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"with acid for blood, right?"
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"- Geez, Dad. Got to weasel in, huh? - Trying."
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"I don't think we should be touching."
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"to a recording of the performance."
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"Oh. Um..."
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"You know what? I don't want to watch it."
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"Got to say, this was a pretty great Mother's Day gift."
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"What else did you get me?"
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"LINDA: ♪ Oh, what a feeling ♪"
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"♪ We're dancing on the ceiling ♪"
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"♪ Somebody turn on the light ♪"
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"Lin, what if I record the performance for you?"
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"All right, all right, here we, here we go."
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"What?! You didn't record it?!"
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"(whispering): Hey, guys."
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"Anyway, what brings you back home?"
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"And back to the story. We're gonna get sick."
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"(panting): What do we do?"
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"They got us pinned down."
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"Son, I'm like a starched collar."
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"- Go, go, go, go, go! Go! - (Rudy panting)"
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"You got the angle, son."
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"Here it goes."
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"Mom?"
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"But, no."
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"(crying)"
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"(coughing and crying)"
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"unlimited breadsticks."
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"♪ Sometimes I feel really under-snuggled ♪"
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"(angelic voices sing)"
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"Ooh, vision."
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"(quietly): Vision, vision."
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"I need that Staff of Creation!"
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"(fart noise)"
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"It makes a funny sound."
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"(fart noises)"
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"(thunder crashes)"
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"Okay, I think I'm ready to remember what my class did."
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"I was on a mission with a couple spunky space marines"
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"What kind of budget did you have for these plays?"
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"- They fired a gym teacher. - And we had a bake sale."
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"Uh, all right."
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"We have to take out the alien queen mom,"
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"Damn it! How am I supposed to kill you"
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"- You're so strong. - Whatever."
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