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Clips from The Office - Weight Loss (S05E05)

"Ela, ela, eh, eh"
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"What?"
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"Hey, check it out."
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"Huge, awesome, gorgeous mansion overlooking the Atlantic."
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"And my dad went to Cornell with the current groundskeeper."
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"Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding."
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"This is where my parents decided not to get divorced."
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"How do you feel about Maine?"
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"We done good in there, half-pint."
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"Well, that was the last time, Dwight. I mean it."
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"Monkey. No. No."
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"I have a fiance I very much like."
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"(MICHAEL GRUNTING)"
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"(THUDDING)"
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"(THUDDING)"
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"What happened?"
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"It's really long. I left it up in my office."
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"Could you just please wait until I go get it?"
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"No. Okay. Okay."
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"The last word is "seagulls.""
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"I'm sure it was really lovely."
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"(CAR ENGINE STARTING)"
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"Call me when you get in. Okay."
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"Bye. Bye."
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"All right, call..."
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"JIM: Why haven't I proposed yet?"
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"well, we didn't want to spend the first three months of our engagement apart."
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"Something in her past, I guess."
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"Not really sure of the whole story,"
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"but something about a guy who used to work here."
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"Okay. No, no, no, no, no! Same places as last week."
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"No, this is about weight displacement."
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"We have to have the same weight distribution."
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"Right here. There we go."
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"Let's move that up. There we go."
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"Fancy meeting you here."
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"DARRYL: Okay, everybody smile."
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"Hey! Yeah!"
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"All right! Yes!"
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"but Michael is actually killing it with Holly."
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"And I think I know why. It's because Holly is kind of a major dork."
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"(BEATBOXING)"
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"I'm MC Mike Scott and I am hot"
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"She's DJ Jazzy Flax and she is the best"
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"All the sucker branches can suck our fat"
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"Wicka-wicka-wicka what?"
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"But I have a feeling I will get to know her very well"
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"And eventually declare my love for her."
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"(ALL GIGGLING)"
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"Which is my terrible segue into our course,"
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"(WHISPERING) I'm in the wrong class."
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"Some of you may remember from last semester, I am Professor Monahan."
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"And it looks like I'm boring someone already."
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"You're shaking. Are you all right?"
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"Hey, Jan. Hi."
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"How's the candle game?"
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"Oh, great. Yeah."
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"Serenity by Jan is kicking ass and taking names."
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"You remember last week when that girl went missing,"
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"guess whose candles they used for the vigil?"
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"Cool. Thank God they found her, too."
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"Oh, they found her? Hi, Jan."
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"Hello, baby. How are you?"
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"You don't know who your daddy is, do you?"
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"JIM: When Michael told us that Jan was pregnant,"
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"by telling us that he was the father."
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"Who's that woman in Michael's office with the feet?"
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"Oh. She's very beautiful."
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"So, listen, I don't know if your offer still stands or whatever,"
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"but you can give your yoga teacher my number."
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"ANGELA: Listen, dummy, it's not that hard."
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"and type them into a master spreadsheet."
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"A GD monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it!"
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"No! You do not talk to him like that!"
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"But he's an idiot. Hey."
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"He is not an idiot."
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"He is mentally challenged."
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"Do you think that I'm retarded?"
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"What... No. Dwight."
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"Oh, Holly, that is very offensive."
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"Hey, so,"
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"at four totally different wedding locales."
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"Hot air balloons over Napa Valley,"
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"world famous Walt Disney's Epcot Center,"
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"and Wilkes-Barre Marriott Ballroom C."
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"Dangerous, tacky, sharks, haunted. No."
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"I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows."
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"I usually read a chapter of a book and it's lights-out by 8:30."
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"And you are not there."
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"How about this? Go to applications..."
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"All right! This is so cool!"
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"Ceramics class, then dinner by myself."
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"I'm going to watch HGTV,"
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"and maybe go to Bungalow 8 with John Mayer."
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"Okay, can you turn the girl off, please?"
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"No way! No way! Pam Beesly! Hello!"
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"Hey!"
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"Hey, everybody, look! Pam!"
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"Hi, Pam."
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"MICHAEL: Don't we all look skinny?"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Almost dropped you."
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"PAM: Can you put me down? I'm getting a little nauseous."
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"Pam, I would like you to meet Ronni."
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"We call her "Rice-a-Ronni.""
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"She is hilarious, she is wonderful,"
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"All she does is plop herself down there and answer phones all day."
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"The nerve."
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"Calm down, weirdo. Just a joke. She's such a weirdo."
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"is that she can't find those little"
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"Would you help her find them, please?"
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"They're on the supply shelf."
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"Let's go! Yeah."
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"New York is so exciting."
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"I love my classes. The city is awesome."
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"Can you give me back to Jim now please?"
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"Okay, everybody, let's suck in our guts."
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"2,184 pounds for a grand..."
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"Oh. You all gained five pounds back."
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