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Clips from Adventure Time - Daddy-Daughter Card Wars (S07E07)

"Hmm. Let's see what else the cards say."
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"This card means you're a man."
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"(LAUGHS) No, I'm kidding."
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"What?"
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"No Card Wars!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"I don't understand."
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"Card Wars... the great and venerable game of old."
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"hand management,"
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"Corn, wheat, blue, crystals,"
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"(YAWNS LOUDLY)"
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"But you could be so good!"
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"Daddy's pro-tege!"
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"You give me one of your..."
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"I activate the Barrel."
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"That's Todd and Jennings signing in."
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"Luke and Captain Majesty."
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"Mr. Outrageous and Mr. International."
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"Jake?"
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"(WAVES BUILD)"
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"Hello, Jake."
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"'Sup?"
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"Well, she's a chip off the old block, I'll bet."
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"but, uh, we still make time for the tourney..."
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"Yes! We're all here to have fun!"
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"Well, got to sign in."
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"Come, Charlie!"
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"That's your ex, huh?"
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"Versus Reggie and Pete the punk."
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"I floop the Hay Barn, and I attack with Feed Man!"
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"(INHALES SHARPLY)"
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"this one."
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"What?!"
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"But I'm not done burying my 20s."
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"Catch ya on the flip, Papa."
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"(SQUISH!)"
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"Announcer: Round 2 starts in five minutes."
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"I will crush you, Grand Prix."
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"(WIND WHISTLING)"
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"(CREAK!)"
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"Me hungy."
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"All y'all keep quiet! Charlie's flexin'!"
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"Finally, I've got the hair of the mother"
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"Self-care mega-blow."
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"and Mr. Outrageous has Jake on the ropes."
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"JAKE: (THINKING) I can still play my Ultra Dog and force a draw."
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"Jake."
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"Ultra Dog attacks the Tilled Field with "Cold Nose"!"
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"the slight point lead gives the win to Team Dignified!"
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"Just a garbage, garbage win."
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"(GASPS) What am I doing?!"
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"Dad! Why are you here?"
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"My 30s?"
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"Also, I'm naming you "Gibbon.""
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"I begin to lose people around me."
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"Yeah!"
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"Wrinkles!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"Come on, Jakey. pull it together."
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"No! I bury you!"
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"You flake!"
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"Ka-pow!"
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"(WAVES RUMBLING)"
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"Good game, Grand Prix, Moniker."
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"(CHUCKLES) Okay."
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"Okay."
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"I'm learning truth about myself."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Hey, Dad, what if I called you "Papa"?"
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""I love the sea, Papa!""
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"How are your card fingers feeling?"
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"No! Not today!"
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"She sunk like a stone!"
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"Ah, there's no time to go back!"
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"The tourney starts in an hour!"
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"BMO is always fine."
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"It is the king and queen of tabletop games."
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"It combines the mechanics of simulated combat,"
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"worker placement,"
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"blind auctioning,"
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"and set collection."
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"Battle happens in one of four combat lanes,"
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"(WAVES ROARING) acumen, torpor, frozen lakes, lizard holes, learning..."
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"(WAVES RUMBLING)"
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"That's too many rules."
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"Of course I'd be good at it, but I'm not into it."
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"Look, I lost track of how old I am."
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"Maybe I'm almost 40. I don't know."
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"I at least need to unpack my last decade"
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"before embarking on my next decade."
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"I've got to win and be dignified."
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"20s are for regretting, 30s are for being dignified,"
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"and 40s are older than I ever want to be."
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"and I'll play one of your games."
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"I floop the Cooper."
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"Cute!"
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"Welcome, Charlie, to the 59th Card Wars Doubles Classic!"
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"And over there, Benton and Mike R."
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"Who's that, Papa?"
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"That's... uh... the reigning champs."
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"Man, I thought you swore off tourney play..."
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"Like, angrily swore it off."
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"Oh. Uh, pardon."
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"Is that you, Moniker?"
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"How are you?"
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"- We've been just grea... - Her?"
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"Oh, this is my daughter/ Card Wars partner, Charlie!"
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"That's fantastic, Jake."
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"Us, we're running the local after-school C.W. program..."
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"(WAVES RUMBLING)"
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"Nice meeting you."
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"What?"
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"Nothing."
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"You've definitely got a type."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Commence Card Wars!"
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"Feed Man's power source is gone!"
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"No, no, no!"
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"Your turn, sweetie."
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"Okay."
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