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Clips from The Golden Girls - Rose the Prude (S01E01)

"A bunch of us get together and send our pictures in to Willard Scott"
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"with a note saying we're 100."
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"Ma, that's ridiculous!"
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"You got a better way to get on The Today Show?"
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"Will you take it inside, Rose? This isn't the French Quarter!"
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"- You'll think about next week, Rose? - I will, Arnie."
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"Talk to you soon."
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"Well, it looks like you and Arnie are getting pretty serious."
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"No, Blanche, she's upset because they keep changing the taste of Coke."
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"Arnie wants me to go away with him on a cruise to the Bahamas."
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"Oh, and you're upset because he wants you to pay your own way?"
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"I'm upset because we'll be all alone. In the middle of the ocean."
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"On a ship. In a state room. With a bed."
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"been with a man in that special way since Charlie died."
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"Get out of here!"
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"It's true! Charlie was the only lover I ever had."
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"And my first time was on our wedding night."
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"Get out of here!"
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"Maybe it sounds strange, but without Charlie,"
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"I thought that part of my life was over. I never gave it a second thought."
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"Until now?"
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"Then I think you should go on the cruise."
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"Honey, if the situation is right, you'll know it."
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"Oh, honey, I know what you're going through."
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"The bottom line is, if you take a chance in life,"
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"sometimes good things happen, sometimes bad things happen."
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"I'm gonna take a chance."
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"- Oh, that's wonderful! - Oh, great, Rose!"
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"I don't even know what to wear the first night on the ship!"
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"A life jacket and a great big smile!"
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"Next time I'II... I'll knock."
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"I like your bathrobe."
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"Yeah. Kids gave it to me for Father's Day."
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"I wish I had that knack. Picking out unusual gifts."
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"- Is it, um, is it terry cloth? - Yeah, I think it is."
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"Terry cloth wears a long time. It's a nice fabric."
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"- Yes, perfect for a robe. - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, you're not tired?"
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"Do you feel like dancing?"
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"Oh, I'd love to. I can be dressed and back in that ballroom in ten minutes!"
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"See, I bought this for my grandson - sounded so good, I kept it for myself."
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"- Oh, I love Glenn Miller! - Come on."
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"I met my husband at a Glenn Miller dance."
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"It wasn't really the Glenn Miller Orchestra - it was Dick Singleton and The Singletones."
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"Their motto was: if you close your eyes, you think it's Glenn Miller."
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"Believe me, no matter what you did, you knew it was Dick Singleton."
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"Rose, Rose, you're one of a kind."
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"That's what my husband used to say."
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"You know, in a lot of ways, you remind me of Charlie."
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"The way you laugh. The way you dance. Even the way..."
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"Rose, I'm not Charlie. I'm Arnie Peterson from Plainfield, New Jersey."
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"If you like me, it's for who I am, not for who I remind you of."
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"I do like you, Arnie Peterson."
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"I like you too, Rose Nyland."
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"- Oh, you can't sleep either, huh? - No. Want some tea?"
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"Oh, please."
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"Gee, I wonder what Rose is doing right now."
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"You mean, you wonder if she's doing it right now."
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"No, I just wonder if maybe we didn't push her into something too fast."
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"How long did you wait after George died?"
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"- 'Till the paramedics came. - Ma!"
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"As the reverend was performing the funeral service,"
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"- I knew for sure that he wanted me. - Oh..."
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"Sometimes from the pulpit, he'd be talking about sin and he'd look straight at me."
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"We couldn't do anything about it because he was married."
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"So?"
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"Well, we could finally consummate our long and burning passion."
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"And?"
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"It took about ten minutes. He wore his watch and his socks."
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"I never saw him again."
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"What about you, Dorothy? Who was the first after Stan, hmm?"
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"- Blanche. - Her divorce lawyer."
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"- How did you know? - It's always the divorce lawyer."
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"You know, I'd gone on an eating binge when Stan left"
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"and I put on quite a bit of weight. Plus, I was not a 20-year-old."
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"You know, when you're 20, no matter what you do,"
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"everything stays where it's supposed to."
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"Now, when you lean over, it looks like somebody's let the air out of your face."
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"Honey, lean over a mirror some time and take a look at yourself."
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"- Where's a mirror? - There's one in the tool drawer."
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"I think you'd better take a sedative before you look."
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"Don't be silly. I look at my face all the time."
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"How different could it be leaning over? Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, you're right. I'm gorgeous."
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"I'm gonna have to meet men lying down."
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"I thought you did."
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"Of course that way, not only does your face fall back, but your chest does too."
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"Unfortunately, it falls back and off to the side."
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"Rose, Rose, are you still in there? This is crazy!"
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"Look, I talked to the purser. Another cabin is available and I'll move to it."
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"But I need to get in the bathroom, Rose. I hate to go anywhere without my Actifed."
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"Good morning."
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"I can't let you see my eyes. They look terrible from crying."
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"Rose, you couldn't possibly look terrible to me."
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"I left my contact lenses in the bathroom."
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"I'm sorry. I am so sorry."
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"Yeah, it can be awkward."
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"I thought I could do it, I really did. And then I couldn't."
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"You see, it would have been the first time since my husband died."
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"I figured it was the first time. It's been 15 years since he died, huh?"
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"Boy, he must have been something."
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"This may sound silly, but it's true."
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"I felt I would be unfaithful to Charlie if I slept with you."
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"Rose, it's not silly. I felt that way when my wife died."
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"- You did? - Absolutely."
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"'Course I didn't let that stop me."
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"You mean you'd just make love and feel lousy?"
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"Well, I'd feel lousy about it. But otherwise, I'd feel terrific."
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"Look, that's the difference between men and women, I guess."
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"Rose, I adored Molly, my wife. We were married 34 years."
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"Never slept with another woman."
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"I looked, I enjoyed, I patted a few bottoms, but that was it, Rose."
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"No, Molly was my world."
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"a drunk in a Chevy... took my world away."
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"For a year, I was a zombie."
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"I dressed, I worked, I slept. For fun, I ate onion sandwiches."
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"Then one day, my daughter sat me down and she said,"
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""Mom would hate what you're doing."
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"She would say, 'Arnie, who are you saving yourself for? I'm dead."
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"And I'm not in heaven if I have to worry about you. "'"
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