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Clips from One Day at a Time 2017 (2017) - Quinces (S01E01)

"Seventeen of whom will be staying in this room."
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"because she brought hot pink balloons instead of fuchsia."
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"Pen, are you kidding me? You guys are like family."
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"Tick tock."
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"I just..."
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"Elena's been through so much this year."
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"I mean, the divorce, she came out to us,"
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"All white flowers? I got you."
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"I mean, I'm a humble woman, but that's art there."
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"Mami, we said no girlfriends."
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"Everybody gets a seat!"
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"Oh. The toast is kinda my thing. So maybe you don't speak."
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"Elena's quinces is going to be a very special day for everyone."
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"Ay, Julio."
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"and you turn back and..."
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"That, and..."
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"No."
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"Are you indulging whatever this is?"
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"That's not how this works."
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"Oh, so we're all just supposed to pretend like this is cool?"
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"It's my fault. I kind of ambushed him and it's..."
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"You didn't do anything wrong, baby."
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"Gracias."
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"I take little power naps when I pee."
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"Hi, Ms. Alvarez."
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"Uh... sorry you can't come to the quinces,"
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"I have tried everything."
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"But she is being impossible."
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"see what I mean?"
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"That's my boy."
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"I don't know these people."
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"Did you not look at the photos I gave you?"
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"- Come here. - Uh-huh?"
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"- Actually, I think he's leaving. - What?"
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""I know, right, bro?" But what I was really thinking was,"
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"Because it's not up to me."
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"Or you."
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"is whether you're gonna be there for your daughter."
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"They're coming."
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"The fajardos are og Cubans. They run on Caribbean time."
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"Cristina was pregnant with baby Juanito for 11 months,"
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"I don't feel safe."
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"Oh, absolutely. It would be a pleasure."
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"Oh, I can't deal with this right now."
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"I'm kinda scared of you right now, so I'm gonna leave."
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"Is this heaven?"
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"The Cubans are missing, my seating chart is gone"
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"Chill, girl."
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"Oh, that helps when you talk. Thank you."
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"How did this happen? Who's in charge?"
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"Everything looks amazing. And your papi's here."
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"Now, that is the response I have been waiting for."
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"Next time, don't make me jump through the hoops."
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"Victor and I would like to thank you all for coming."
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"And now, let's welcome the girl of the hour..."
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"Elena Maria Alvarez riera calderón leytevidal inclan."
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"She was so mean, she made me cry."
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"Oye. Mira."
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"I got you."
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"I'm okay, you guys."
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"Oh, I'm never getting married, so..."
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"Mom, a tiara is a backward symbol"
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"And now that I'm wearing one..."
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"I don't care. I look awesome. And it's super sparkly!"
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"I'm so glad you like it."
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"'Cause tomorrow's your quinces, and your only job is to be happy."
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"Listen up, grunts."
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"In 55 minutes, we have the final venue walkthrough."
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"And you hear that rumble? Oh, yeah."
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"That's the sound of 183 Cubans arriving in Los Angeles."
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"Er... fire code-wise, I don't think that's gonna..."
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"Shut it!"
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"I am going on no sleep and five Cuban coffees."
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"Do you really want to mess with me right now?"
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"No, ma'am."
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"As head of transpo you have one job."
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"Get the Cubans to and from the airport."
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"I hope you brushed up on your Spanish."
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"Claro que Sí."
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"Claro que Sí."
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"I want it on the record that your tone is very annoying."
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"Okay. You're kidding me, right?"
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"The day of my quinces, you screamed at tía mirtha"
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"Fuchsia is a royal color!"
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"Hot pink is what a girl wears on a spring break,"
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"before flashing her tetas."
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"Oye, why aren't you filming this?"
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"If you should happen to find a straightjacket there,"
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"please bring it out here, for your crazy Mami."
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"First arrivals are in 42 minutes."
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"And Schneider, I'm sorry that I'm in hyper-focused bitch mode, but really..."
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"Thank you for doing this."
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"her creepy little goth friend moved away."
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"Ah, pobrecita Carmen."
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"So whatever Elena wants for her quinces, she gets."
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"Tres leches cake? I got you."
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"Tables named after famous feminists?"
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"I had to do a lot of googling, but, Elena, I got you."
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"And that reminds me,"
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"Victor's cousin macho is bringing his girlfriend."
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"Apparently, they are in love."
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"We're gonna move you to the Frida kahlo table,"
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"and the Oprah Winfrey table will go from eight seats to ten."
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"You get a seat! You get a seat!"
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"So..."
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"How are you feeling about... Victor?"
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"Fine."
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"Yeah, fine, and I have you to thank for it."
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"Between growing up Cuban and catholic, I've got everything pushed way down."
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"Anyway, Victor knows I don't want to see him until the quinces."
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"And the kids still think he's staying at Schneider's"
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"because your bed hurt his back."
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"Bueno. Yo..."
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"Ooh."
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"Thank you so much, abuelita. It's beautiful."
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"What's wrong with it?"
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"Nothing. I'm happy, I'm smiling."
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"Exactly. You are not sobbing with joy. I have failed you."
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"I have failed Cuba."
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"Everything is all set for tomorrow."
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