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Clips from Community (2009) - Curriculum Unavailable (S03E03)

Troy, is that a casserole?

"Troy, is that a casserole?"

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because his prom night was a dream?

"because his prom night was a dream?"

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Reggie, to the time booth.

"Reggie, to the time booth."

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to prop open your building's door.

"to prop open your building's door."

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Anyway, walk to your cars in pairs tonight.

"Anyway, walk to your cars in pairs tonight."

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Yes, I'll hold.

"Yes, I'll hold."

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♪ we could be roped up tied up, dead in a year ♪

"♪ we could be roped up tied up, dead in a year ♪"

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♪ one by one, they all just fade away ♪

"♪ one by one, they all just fade away ♪"

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you and I. How does that sound?

"you and I. How does that sound?"

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- I'm not crazy. - Well, Abed,

"- I'm not crazy. - Well, Abed,"

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So how long has Abed needed a crazy amount of help?

"So how long has Abed needed a crazy amount of help?"

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Think of it this way.

"Think of it this way."

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I take it back.

"I take it back."

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I don't want to be in your novel.

"I don't want to be in your novel."

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And action.

"And action."

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Well, if Abed's sick,

"Well, if Abed's sick,"

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Who among us hasn't had the odd banana

"Who among us hasn't had the odd banana"

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Nothing my ass.

"Nothing my ass."

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I think I've heard everything I need to hear

"I think I've heard everything I need to hear"

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No, I mean an institution.

"No, I mean an institution."

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I mean a mental institution.

"I mean a mental institution."

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Ah. So do I.

"Ah. So do I."

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Abed's not dangerous.

"Abed's not dangerous."

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My name is Pwofussa Wobinswin.

"My name is Pwofussa Wobinswin."

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Dean, this is not the way to agree on parking

"Dean, this is not the way to agree on parking"

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You have a better idea, Britta?

"You have a better idea, Britta?"

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Okay, last bathroom break. We've got to cram for...

"Okay, last bathroom break. We've got to cram for..."

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Slow your bones, Rufus.

"Slow your bones, Rufus."

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Just wanted to see if we got the same thing.

"Just wanted to see if we got the same thing."

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We can't just pass the crazy buck to Greendale.

"We can't just pass the crazy buck to Greendale."

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That really doesn't matter.

"That really doesn't matter."

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I just wanted to drop by

"I just wanted to drop by"

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No, sir, there's an actual fire.

"No, sir, there's an actual fire."

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I wanted you guys to be the first to know

"I wanted you guys to be the first to know"

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and I don't know what I'd do without you guys.

"and I don't know what I'd do without you guys."

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I pulled the last six pieces of pizza for you.

"I pulled the last six pieces of pizza for you."

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What about the students

"What about the students"

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Damn it. Out of slugs.

"Damn it. Out of slugs."

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I know how important paintball is to you, Abed.

"I know how important paintball is to you, Abed."

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It's not important anymore. I get it now.

"It's not important anymore. I get it now."

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You just enjoy your prize...

"You just enjoy your prize..."

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You were patients there together,

"You were patients there together,"

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that you are now relapsing together.

"that you are now relapsing together."

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Can you believe the secret trampoline we found?

"Can you believe the secret trampoline we found?"

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Remember when we painted the nursery?

"Remember when we painted the nursery?"

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And you've attended Greendale for three years,

"And you've attended Greendale for three years,"

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Many offer four-year degrees.

"Many offer four-year degrees."

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it's just a symptom of your deepening psychosis.

"it's just a symptom of your deepening psychosis."

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Is it? Think about it.

"Is it? Think about it."

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I'm predicting future crimes.

"I'm predicting future crimes."

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Now I'm sick.

"Now I'm sick."

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Again.

"Again."

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and most likely trying to cobble together

"and most likely trying to cobble together"

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to Operation Doppel-Deaner.

"to Operation Doppel-Deaner."

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Talk to us, lonely hearts. We got Jeff W. calling.

"Talk to us, lonely hearts. We got Jeff W. calling."

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Look at us. Still together as a group

"Look at us. Still together as a group"

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even, what, two months after being kicked out

"even, what, two months after being kicked out"

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of you know where.

"of you know where."

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Yeah, good thing I came up

"Yeah, good thing I came up"

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Pierce, all you said was, "I'm hungry."

"Pierce, all you said was, "I'm hungry.""

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All Henry Ford said was, "I need a ride."

"All Henry Ford said was, "I need a ride.""

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It's bagel bites

"It's bagel bites"

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in a deconstructed hot pocket reduction

"in a deconstructed hot pocket reduction"

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with a doritos glaze.

"with a doritos glaze."

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I just really want to make my food, you know.

"I just really want to make my food, you know."

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Did anybody bring anything that isn't poison?

"Did anybody bring anything that isn't poison?"

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I need to eat natural, organic foods,

"I need to eat natural, organic foods,"

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or I'm never gonna get rid of this hangover.

"or I'm never gonna get rid of this hangover."

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Jeff, what'd you bring?

"Jeff, what'd you bring?"

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Pack of lifesavers.

"Pack of lifesavers."

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Sorry. Dead battery.

"Sorry. Dead battery."

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Where's Abed?

"Where's Abed?"

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Have you seen Abed?

"Have you seen Abed?"

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He's probably out getting something really cool

"He's probably out getting something really cool"

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for the dinner.

"for the dinner."

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See? Cool. Abed brought delicious police.

"See? Cool. Abed brought delicious police."

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Abed, what happened?

"Abed, what happened?"

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Found your friend going through the dumpster

"Found your friend going through the dumpster"

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outside the administration building in Greendale again.

"outside the administration building in Greendale again."

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This cadet could use a lesson in intergalactic protocol.

"This cadet could use a lesson in intergalactic protocol."

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It's okay, officer.

"It's okay, officer."

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He's just playing a character from TV.

"He's just playing a character from TV."

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Oh, yes, I'm very familiar with Inspector Spacetime.

"Oh, yes, I'm very familiar with Inspector Spacetime."

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You think a guy becomes a cop

"You think a guy becomes a cop"

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If this were comic-con, I'd take a bullet for that kid.

"If this were comic-con, I'd take a bullet for that kid."

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But, here in the real world, trespassing is a crime.

"But, here in the real world, trespassing is a crime."

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We're sorry, officer.

"We're sorry, officer."

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Our friend has been having a hard time

"Our friend has been having a hard time"

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adjusting to being expelled from Greendale.

"adjusting to being expelled from Greendale."

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It won't happen again. That's for sure.

"It won't happen again. That's for sure."

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I talked to your former Dean. I recommended he press charges.

"I talked to your former Dean. I recommended he press charges."

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He said he'd hold off

"He said he'd hold off"

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on the condition that you set an appointment with this guy.

"on the condition that you set an appointment with this guy."

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He's offering to foot

"He's offering to foot"

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the bill for the consultation himself.

"the bill for the consultation himself."

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It's the number for a psychiatrist.

"It's the number for a psychiatrist."

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What? No. Abed's not crazy.

"What? No. Abed's not crazy."

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Where does the Dean get off? He's not the real Dean.

"Where does the Dean get off? He's not the real Dean."

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He's been replaced by an identical life-form

"He's been replaced by an identical life-form"

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for some nefarious purpose.

"for some nefarious purpose."

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We haven't much... space.

"We haven't much... space."

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I'll be right there, inspector.

"I'll be right there, inspector."

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Hey, before I go, you really shouldn't be using this

"Hey, before I go, you really shouldn't be using this"

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This is an antique fire brick.

"This is an antique fire brick."

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I'd say pre-civil war.

"I'd say pre-civil war."

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Note the uneven orange hue and the embossment on the back.

"Note the uneven orange hue and the embossment on the back."

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What a nifty little piece of americana.

"What a nifty little piece of americana."

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You could get 50, 60 bucks for it from the right collector.

"You could get 50, 60 bucks for it from the right collector."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Rape's up 8%.

"Rape's up 8%."

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$60?

"$60?"

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Hello? Rich people, Troy's joining you.

"Hello? Rich people, Troy's joining you."

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♪ Give me some more tie me to dream ♪

"♪ Give me some more tie me to dream ♪"

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♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪

"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"

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♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪

"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"

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Abed.

"Abed."

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I'm Dr. Heidi.

"I'm Dr. Heidi."

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We're going to have a little chat tonight,

"We're going to have a little chat tonight,"

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I don't need therapy.

"I don't need therapy."

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Well, that's a perfectly normal response.

"Well, that's a perfectly normal response."

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