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Clips from Dr. Ken - Halloween-Aversary (S01E01)

"The theme of the party is ghosts and monsters"
Dr. Ken
"So the theme is Halloween."
Dr. Ken
"My parents gave him to me when I graduated from med school."
Dr. Ken
"Dad, you know how responsible I am."
Dr. Ken
"I know exactly how responsible you are,"
Dr. Ken
"which is why I'm worried."
Dr. Ken
"It literally goes right through him."
Dr. Ken
"Funny as never, dad."
Dr. Ken
"and messed it up so bad, he and mom almost broke up."
Dr. Ken
"That's not what happened."
Dr. Ken
"because then, mom could've married Billy Tanaka, who's rich..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. Thank you, Molly. Super-constructive."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, fine."
Dr. Ken
"It was 1995."
Dr. Ken
"Your mom and I had been dating for a while,"
Dr. Ken
"and I was dressed as America's sexiest judge..."
Dr. Ken
"I was still a med student, and I didn't have much money."
Dr. Ken
"'Cause I feel like I don't have a lot of stuff."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, let me finish my story."
Dr. Ken
"so I took your mom to Captain Spooky's Halloween carnival."
Dr. Ken
"and I was dressed in a way"
Dr. Ken
"What? No costume?"
Dr. Ken
"Ken, you're the total package..."
Dr. Ken
"Smart, funny,"
Dr. Ken
"and you have this mischievous elf-like quality"
Dr. Ken
"Ew!"
Dr. Ken
"and got down on one knee."
Dr. Ken
"We're really good together..."
Dr. Ken
"You are so right. Hey, we should get married."
Dr. Ken
"Why are you kneeling?"
Dr. Ken
"I was about to propose."
Dr. Ken
"Go ahead."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't ruin it."
Dr. Ken
"Shya!"
Dr. Ken
"I've been planning this for weeks,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I'm the jerk?! When you ruined everything?!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. Are you proposing?"
Dr. Ken
"I was trying to."
Dr. Ken
"Arr, arr!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God. That sounds so awkward..."
Dr. Ken
"Like something from a movie."
Dr. Ken
"Not a good movie."
Dr. Ken
"One of those crappy ones"
Dr. Ken
"mom watches while she eats chocolate."
Dr. Ken
"Well, we got engaged anyway."
Dr. Ken
"But we always said one day,"
Dr. Ken
"we'd look back at it and laugh."
Dr. Ken
"Wow, Dr. Park. That's some costume."
Dr. Ken
"you could come as something more appropriate for a doctor,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm Khaleesi, from "Game of Thrones.""
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"I'm Pat, an adult,"
Dr. Ken
"from this professional place of business."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh, may I? - Uh, sure."
Dr. Ken
"Remember when I told you"
Dr. Ken
"When you push "brew," fire comes out."
Dr. Ken
"He is not in the Halloween spirit."
Dr. Ken
"Halloween's stupid, anyway."
Dr. Ken
"We finally told the kids"
Dr. Ken
"about how I proposed to Allison on Halloween."
Dr. Ken
"You proposed on Halloween?"
Dr. Ken
"That is so sweet and original."
Dr. Ken
"No? Why? It wasn't good?"
Dr. Ken
"You would be a terrifying crossing guard."
Dr. Ken
"She deserves a better one."
Dr. Ken
"So do it over."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, sure. I'll just jump in my time machine."
Dr. Ken
"I'll give the Menendez parents a heads-up."
Dr. Ken
"You're right. That is a thing."
Dr. Ken
"You know what? I'm gonna re-propose to her."
Dr. Ken
"Great idea, because nothing says "I love you"
Dr. Ken
"I bet I could do it exactly the way I first planned it"
Dr. Ken
"and she would love that."
Dr. Ken
"I wonder if Captain Spooky's carnival is still around."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah. It's still there."
Dr. Ken
"That was three years ago, and they caught that lady."
Dr. Ken
"We're supposed to go to a party, but instead,"
Dr. Ken
"I'll take her back there and surprise her."
Dr. Ken
"I'm even gonna get her a new ring."
Dr. Ken
"When we got married, all I could afford"
Dr. Ken
"was the heirloom I bought from my grandmother."
Dr. Ken
"that everyone likes to tell."
Dr. Ken
"- Damona. - Huh?"
Dr. Ken
"I have a major problem."
Dr. Ken
"Are you the one who dropped her lipstick in the toilet?"
Dr. Ken
"Leave it, girl. Just leave it."
Dr. Ken
"No!"
Dr. Ken
"You gave him a super-high-grade narcotic?!"
Dr. Ken
"By accident!"
Dr. Ken
"Ohhh!"
Dr. Ken
"A drug rep gave me these samples"
Dr. Ken
"and I was distracted, and Pat took one off my desk."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! - Okay, okay! Stop!"
Dr. Ken
"Calm down."
Dr. Ken
"You know what you need?"
Dr. Ken
"For all we know, he didn't even eat that thing."
Dr. Ken
"Everybody!"
Dr. Ken
"He ate that thing."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, God. I dosed my boss."
Dr. Ken
"Do you remember that lollipop you gave me?"
Dr. Ken
"Uh-huh."
Dr. Ken
"Well, I just wanted to say thank you."
Dr. Ken
"Those things are scrumdiddlyumptious!"
Dr. Ken
"Ohh! Allison is gonna love it!"
Dr. Ken
"I know."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh, Allison. - Oh."
Dr. Ken
"No, I'm at work."
Dr. Ken
"Paging Dr. Ken. Dr. Kendrick par..."
Dr. Ken
"Well, the credit-card company called."
Dr. Ken
"Someone's trying to use our card at a jewelry store."
Dr. Ken
"A jewelry store?"
Dr. Ken
"A jewelry store."
Dr. Ken
"I tell you, everyone here at the hmo where I currently am"
Dr. Ken
"is wondering why I keep saying "a jewelry store.""
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no, no, no. I'll take care of it."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, but I need you to actually take care of it."
Dr. Ken
"Because you didn't actually"
Dr. Ken
"take care of our taxes or our mortgage payment"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, the life-insurance thing"
Dr. Ken
"would have been a big deal had one of us died,"
Dr. Ken
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