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Clips from Dr. Ken - Halloween-Aversary (S01E01)

"but we didn't."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, well, you know, I'm really busy at work."
Dr. Ken
"I work, too, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"I was with a patient when the credit-card company called."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry... it's not like one of your patients is gonna die"
Dr. Ken
"if you answer your phone."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and someone's gonna die if you answer the phone? Please."
Dr. Ken
"It's family medicine, not the E.R."
Dr. Ken
"is an ingrown toenail."
Dr. Ken
""Whatever" to you!"
Dr. Ken
"to that chardonnay-crazed bog witch"
Dr. Ken
"in a million years!"
Dr. Ken
"and take the consequences."
Dr. Ken
"and now he is spinning in a chair!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Pat."
Dr. Ken
"Wouldn't it be nice to have a fancy one"
Dr. Ken
"Yes! That would be nice."
Dr. Ken
"I love lattes. We should totally do that."
Dr. Ken
"And that's how you do that."
Dr. Ken
"Clark. What are you doing here?"
Dr. Ken
"If you're ready to discuss"
Dr. Ken
"that imaginary friend you had in college,"
Dr. Ken
"you have to make an appointment."
Dr. Ken
"You know what?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't think it's gonna be productive to talk about Keith"
Dr. Ken
"Look, you can't know any of this,"
Dr. Ken
"but he was out buying you a new engagement ring"
Dr. Ken
"as part of this super-romantic re-proposal"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, that is so sweet!"
Dr. Ken
"That doesn't sound like Ken at all."
Dr. Ken
"I know. Right?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, then you guys got into that fight,"
Dr. Ken
"and his face turned the color of an angry Wyoming sunset,"
Dr. Ken
"and then I tried on a pair of earrings"
Dr. Ken
"that were stunning but weren't me."
Dr. Ken
"He was trying to be romantic, and I ruined it!"
Dr. Ken
"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
"I'm becoming the evil wife who ruins things,"
Dr. Ken
"just like in that movie I watched last week"
Dr. Ken
"Good luck."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, now you show up."
Dr. Ken
"Classic Keith."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, you guys are doing great work out there!"
Dr. Ken
"Do you like Rush?!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, you know, good sick, not sick sick."
Dr. Ken
"Although, if it was sick sick, I'm sure you guys could heal it."
Dr. Ken
"Oh! Oh, okay! How about casual Fridays?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm talking sweatpants and no bra."
Dr. Ken
"Let these puppies play."
Dr. Ken
"Whoo!"
Dr. Ken
"He was just right there."
Dr. Ken
"No. No. No."
Dr. Ken
"No! No! Pat?!"
Dr. Ken
"Well, you didn't do a very good job,"
Dr. Ken
"Hey."
Dr. Ken
"I slammed my hand in the door."
Dr. Ken
"Check it out."
Dr. Ken
"Oh!"
Dr. Ken
"That's not how it's supposed to be, right?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, Pat!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, hey, Molly. You went trick-or-treating, too?"
Dr. Ken
"That looks like a rich harvest."
Dr. Ken
"I know. Dad is gonna ground me forever."
Dr. Ken
"Or until I die from lecture poisoning."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, guys. What's that?"
Dr. Ken
"Nothing."
Dr. Ken
"It's my period stuff!"
Dr. Ken
"I could have accidentally seen something."
Dr. Ken
"I'm all ready for the party."
Dr. Ken
"Insults were lobbed. "Whatevers" were hurled."
Dr. Ken
"I've been standing here dressed as a witch"
Dr. Ken
"for almost a minute, and you haven't said..."
Dr. Ken
"All right, I'm sorry about earlier."
Dr. Ken
"I do work fewer hours than you, and it makes sense"
Dr. Ken
"Come on."
Dr. Ken
"Now, go throw on that sexy grim reaper costume,"
Dr. Ken
"and there's no reason for anyone"
Dr. Ken
"I'm sorry. I just had to say something."
Dr. Ken
"I feel like this is a big step in our marriage,"
Dr. Ken
"'cause you never admit when you're wrong."
Dr. Ken
"So this is progress for you."
Dr. Ken
"Yep."
Dr. Ken
"So, get dressed."
Dr. Ken
"You know, stop talking for a little bit."
Dr. Ken
"No, no. This is a real teachable moment for you."
Dr. Ken
"Some mistakes..."
Dr. Ken
"Go!"
Dr. Ken
"I don't want to be late."
Dr. Ken
"Pliers."
Dr. Ken
"Yum-yum."
Dr. Ken
"The way our costumes line up, we'd be fools not to."
Dr. Ken
"Fine. Let's just finish this."
Dr. Ken
"Shinbone."
Dr. Ken
"It's not in here!"
Dr. Ken
"What do you mean "us"?"
Dr. Ken
"You're the one who broke Gary."
Dr. Ken
"But you helped me cover it up."
Dr. Ken
"Like it or not, your scent is all over this now, Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no!"
Dr. Ken
"Wait... the Kramers have a Halloween skeleton"
Dr. Ken
"on their porch."
Dr. Ken
"We can just take one of its shinbones."
Dr. Ken
"That'll work, right?"
Dr. Ken
"It better. I just got all this candy."
Dr. Ken
"I have so much to lose!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, this place hasn't changed much."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no... That's just the meth head"
Dr. Ken
"Cider-keep. One cup for m'lady, please,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, crap. I left my wallet in my car."
Dr. Ken
"Sure."
Dr. Ken
"Wow."
Dr. Ken
"Just hours ago,"
Dr. Ken
"something like that could have really set you off."
Dr. Ken
"But you realized you were wrong."
Dr. Ken
"And you took the necessary steps to make it right."
Dr. Ken
"Good for you."
Dr. Ken
"I take back my apology."
Dr. Ken
"I know what I just said!"
Dr. Ken
"I was just trying to patch things up"
Dr. Ken
"so you'd still do your re-proposal thing."
Dr. Ken
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