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Clips from Dr. Ken - Halloween-Aversary (S01E01)

"But I already told Kendra"
Dr. Ken
"Nothing? Really?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm surprised you guys celebrate Halloween, anyway."
Dr. Ken
"She also said that would have been better,"
Dr. Ken
"Then what did happen?"
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"Do you have money now?"
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"Anyway, I wanted it to be special,"
Dr. Ken
"Allison, the verdict is in."
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"Oh, my God. I'm sorry."
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"It's too late. You ruined it."
Dr. Ken
"and you spoiled it with one careless mouth fart."
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""Mouth fart"?"
Dr. Ken
"I apologized, you jerk."
Dr. Ken
"So we have a bad proposal story."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Mr. Stanovich, I'll see you real soon."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, for your follow-up visit... Not, you know, your dirt nap."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, maybe next year,"
Dr. Ken
"like... literally anything."
Dr. Ken
"What are you supposed to be?"
Dr. Ken
"Duh. I'm bumble Beyoncé."
Dr. Ken
"You don't know. You don't know Beyoncé."
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"- Ah. - Um, Pat."
Dr. Ken
"My advice?"
Dr. Ken
"Don't push "brew.""
Dr. Ken
"This means "stop.""
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"Anyway..."
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"and I'm sick of it."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, you know what you should do? Skywriting."
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"You know what? It's Halloween."
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"Even after that thing with the masked fondler in the hay-bale maze?"
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"This is great."
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"Yeah, and I did not get a good deal."
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"After tonight, we're gonna have a story"
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"Take me! Please?"
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"Yeah, maybe this isn't the best costume."
Dr. Ken
"I gave Pat a fentanyl lollipop."
Dr. Ken
"for patients who can't swallow pills,"
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"Hey, everybody!"
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"Every... bo... dy!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hey, J-Ju... lie."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't even know I knew that word!"
Dr. Ken
"Sorry. I'm having trouble with your card."
Dr. Ken
"What's up?"
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"A jewelry store?"
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"Why wouldn't I?"
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"and it always falls on me."
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"Oh. Here we go."
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"The most serious thing you've dealt with"
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"And second of all, that toenail was jacked up!"
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"Forget it... I wouldn't re-propose"
Dr. Ken
"Are you crazy?"
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"Pat, Pat, Pat."
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"You know how we need"
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"one of those coffee makers in the lounge?"
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"Carry on!"
Dr. Ken
"until he is willing to come in with me."
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"Oh, God!"
Dr. Ken
"that he was planning for tonight."
Dr. Ken
"And now he doesn't even want to do it anymore."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no!"
Dr. Ken
"- Mm-hmm. - Just like I ruined his first proposal!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey! Do you like Rush?"
Dr. Ken
"This drum solo is sick."
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"'Cause you're doing great work out there!"
Dr. Ken
"What should we ask him for next?"
Dr. Ken
"No, no, no, no... ultra-casual Fridays."
Dr. Ken
"Oh."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa. Whoa. Unh-unh. Where's Pat?"
Dr. Ken
"You said you'd keep an eye on him."
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"No, no, no! You said you'd keep an eye on him."
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"Ooh!"
Dr. Ken
"don't play with it."
Dr. Ken
"It's Gary!"
Dr. Ken
"It wasn't my fault. I was driving with him."
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"Ewwwwww!"
Dr. Ken
"Hi, honey."
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""What? No costume?""
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"But you were right."
Dr. Ken
"not to do what they were planning on doing tonight."
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"Dad's gonna kill us!"
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"that unloads the pumpkins."
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"for old times' sake."
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"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"Sure did."
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"That's it."
Dr. Ken
"You do dump all the money stuff on me,"
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"What? But you just said..."
Dr. Ken
"That totally ruins it!"
Dr. Ken
"is rivaled only by your love of ruining."
Dr. Ken
"Fine."
Dr. Ken
"Not gonna jump in here?"
Dr. Ken
"There's a box of chardonnay in the fridge"
Dr. Ken
"I put one of the polaroids I took of you"
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"on the bulletin board... Next to the picture"
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"Beautiful kids."
Dr. Ken
"Well, sounds like it went pretty good."
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"I guess it did."
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"Well, that's good."
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"I always knew I loved you,"
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"But I had no idea how amazing it'd be"
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"Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
"So... now that you're home, I'm gonna head over to Kendra's."
Dr. Ken
"And bedtime for you."
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"over to Kendra's for the party."
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"Molly!"
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"Damona?"
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"Aah!"
Dr. Ken
"Anyone can go as Frankenstein."
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"He's the real monster."
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"Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy."
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"If Dave's going trick-or-treating with Stuart,"
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"why can't he just stay over there?"
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"His grandfather lives with him, and sometimes he bites."
Dr. Ken
"I'm helping Kendra set up for her party,"
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"We won't be long. Your father tires very easily."
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"Look, if you're gonna give us a big, steaming bowl of 'tude,"
Dr. Ken
"maybe I won't let you borrow Gary."
Dr. Ken
"she could use him for decoration."
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