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Clips from Haters Back Off! - Preeching 2 the Chior (S01E01)

"Mmm, really? 'Cause your diary says you can't get close to people."
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"Oh! You read her diary? [laughs]"
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"Oh, she put a lock on it, but I cut that thing right off."
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"[Jim imitating Emily] "Oh, I'm Emily."
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"[imitating Emily] "I love art. Oh, I love to paint. Look at it.""
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""Oh! I'm Emily!"
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"[Miranda gasps] "Oh, dear diary."
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"I love to eat fruit and I use really weak locks.""
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"- [chuckles] - "My name is Emily.""
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"- [indistinct chatter] - Hello?"
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"- Hi. [chuckles] - [Owen] Oh, hey."
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"Uh, you made it. Everyone, this is Amanda."
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"No, actually, uh, that's just Owen's pet nickname for me. [chuckles]"
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"[chuckles] It is?"
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"Oh, Owen, you're so funny."
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"Always playing this game where we call each other"
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"by the wrong name. [chuckles]"
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"Right, Owen-nifer?"
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"[April] Hi."
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"Uh, I'm April."
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"So glad you could join us. [chuckles]"
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"So, are you an alto or a soprano?"
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"I'm American."
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"- join us over this way? - [Miranda] Oh, okay."
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"Oh, you know what, actually, um,"
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"I have an announcement before we get it started. [chuckles]"
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"You're like, "Oh, my gosh!"
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"Just being honest."
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"This is gonna really help your careers. Okay?"
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"Maybe I can rub off on you a little bit."
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"I'm a good girl. [chuckles] He's watching, so..."
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"Anyways..."
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"All right, let's get started, shall we? [snaps fingers] Let's do this."
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"And a five, and a six,"
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"and a seven, and a eight, and a nine, and a... So..."
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"- [singing] ♪ All creatures ♪ - Oh. Okay, sorry."
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"♪...creatures of our God and King ♪"
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"♪ Lift up your voice ♪"
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"- ♪ And with us sing ♪ - Oh, you know what,"
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"- ♪ Hallelujah ♪ - I think I might sound better"
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"- if I was standing over there. - ♪ Hallelujah ♪"
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"Excuse me."
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"♪ Oh, burning sun ♪"
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"You know, um, I noticed you noticing me over there,"
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"and I just wanna say,"
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"yes, I am a professional musician. [chuckles]"
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"Classically trained... by myself."
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"- ♪ O, praise him ♪ - [sniffs]"
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"- ♪ Hallelujah ♪ - [sighs] You smell so good."
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"Look, I'm sorry. Can we stop?"
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"but this time, have everyone paying attention?"
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"This is a professional choir,"
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"and you guys sound terrible right now. No offense."
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"Here, let's just take it from the top. [chuckles]"
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"- ♪ Lift up your voice and with us sing ♪ - [stops singing]"
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"[humming]"
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"- [Emily] Uncle Jim? - [exclaims]"
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"You're supposed to be at work."
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"Just, uh, working from home today."
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"- What? - I know it's hard to believe,"
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"Okay, well, you can't just hang around ribbon dancing all day."
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"Well, what am I supposed to do?"
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"This is pretty much the only place in town where I'm still allowed to loiter."
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"Uncle Jim, you need to make some money. Okay?"
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"- Mom is working double shifts... - [sighs]"
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"...and she needs someone else's help to support this family."
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"Believe me, I have heard all about your mother's double shifts."
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"Ever since I've gotten fired,"
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"all she talks about is money, money, money."
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"- Just go get a job. - [sighing]"
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"Don't tell anybody you found me in these bushes."
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"[sighs]"
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"♪ Hallelujah ♪"
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"[vocalizing]"
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"You know what, maybe this is a good place to stop for the day."
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"- [door opens] - [Keith] Hey."
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"Just checking in. Just wanted to collect the prayer requests, if anybody had any."
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"that my good looks"
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"Because, I mean, yeah, God blessed me with this..."
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"but he also blessed me with this."
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"- [all] Aw. - Oh. Your stomach."
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"My heart."
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"[Miranda] Can you believe it?"
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"Very thoughtful, Owen."
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"- Anybody else? - [woman] Oh, yes."
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"I'd like to pray that a certain person"
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"who recently joined the choir learns how to be a little less of a nuisance."
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"[scoffs] Amen."
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"I'd like to pray for that same person."
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"I hope you don't mind."
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"Why would I?"
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"'Cause ever since she got here, the choir just sounds awful."
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"And honestly, I feel like God's been trying to tell me"
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"that something needs to change, and she just has to leave."
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"- [all] Amen. - Yeah."
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"Uh, you mind if I talk to you in private?"
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"Oh. Uh, sure. Yeah."
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"We will take your prayer requests into consideration"
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"[all murmuring]"
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"So, you see, Miranda..."
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"it's good to explore all of the different paths"
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"Yeah. [chuckles] That's why I joined the choir."
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"Yes."
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"Uh, maybe it's time to... to explore a quieter path."
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"You know, one that... one that doesn't involve music. [chuckles]"
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"Or other people."
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"Okay. When God closes a door..."
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"he always opens a window."
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"[stutters] And sometimes, it's my job to help..."
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"And I think right now... [stammering] is one of those times."
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"[impatiently] Okay, I'm trying to say you're kicked out of the choir, Miranda!"
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"What? You can't do that! I'm the best part about that choir!"
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"[stammers] I'm sorry, but, but it's the Lord's will."
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"No. You know what? No. This is an outrage!"
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"You can't do this to me!"
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"God is gonna be so ticked off at you when he hears about this."
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"You will rue the day."
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"I'm sorry. Oh, oh."
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"Hey. [sighs] Is Uncle Jim home?"
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"- No. - Mmm."
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