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Clips from Community (2009) - Advanced Gay (S03E03)

This isn't about fathers.

"This isn't about fathers."

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This is about a long-suffering community

"This is about a long-suffering community"

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with a constitutional right

"with a constitutional right"

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to wipe whoever and whatever they want.

"to wipe whoever and whatever they want."

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Well, if you like gay people so much,

"Well, if you like gay people so much,"

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why don't you marry them?!

"why don't you marry them?!"

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This is so edible.

"This is so edible."

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Britta, you are gonna make a terrible therapist.

"Britta, you are gonna make a terrible therapist."

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And if you need to talk to someone about that,

"And if you need to talk to someone about that,"

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I don't recommend you.

"I don't recommend you."

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Hmm, is that how your dad talked to your mom?

"Hmm, is that how your dad talked to your mom?"

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How does that make you feel?

"How does that make you feel?"

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Shut up.

"Shut up."

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Ah, I was so sad when Pierce said

"Ah, I was so sad when Pierce said"

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he was canceling the party.

"he was canceling the party."

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And I was so happy when you said that it was back on.

"And I was so happy when you said that it was back on."

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Yeah, he's real busy with his dad,

"Yeah, he's real busy with his dad,"

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but I knew how much it meant to him.

"but I knew how much it meant to him."

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Yeah, it's great.

"Yeah, it's great."

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Time to mingle.

"Time to mingle."

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What the hell is this?

"What the hell is this?"

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The gay bash, courtesy of Hawthorne Wipes.

"The gay bash, courtesy of Hawthorne Wipes."

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I cancelled this!

"I cancelled this!"

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And I uncancelled it.

"And I uncancelled it."

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My dad's gonna disown me!

"My dad's gonna disown me!"

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Oh, no, then you'll be free of him forever.

"Oh, no, then you'll be free of him forever."

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or shudder when you see an elephant.

"or shudder when you see an elephant."

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You're welcome, Pierce.

"You're welcome, Pierce."

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I just did what you never had the guts to do.

"I just did what you never had the guts to do."

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You know what? Britta was right.

"You know what? Britta was right."

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You resent my father because

"You resent my father because"

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you've got problems with your own.

"you've got problems with your own."

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After "Britta was right", everything you said

"After "Britta was right", everything you said"

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just sounded like a fog horn.

"just sounded like a fog horn."

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Then have your big gay party.

"Then have your big gay party."

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I'm out of here!

"I'm out of here!"

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Oh, come on, Pierce, just have one drink.

"Oh, come on, Pierce, just have one drink."

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You're gonna want to see the guest of honor.

"You're gonna want to see the guest of honor."

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Pull the cord, fellas.

"Pull the cord, fellas."

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Pierce, Pierce, Pierce!

"Pierce, Pierce, Pierce!"

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Well, maybe just one drink.

"Well, maybe just one drink."

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Done.

"Done."

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Mr. Barnes...

"Mr. Barnes..."

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Walk with me.

"Walk with me."

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Mr. Barnes, air conditioning repair is

"Mr. Barnes, air conditioning repair is"

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an elite worldwide family dating back

"an elite worldwide family dating back"

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to the very beginnings of civilizations.

"to the very beginnings of civilizations."

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Our predecessors were slaves,

"Our predecessors were slaves,"

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fanning the pharaohs with palm fronds.

"fanning the pharaohs with palm fronds."

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Over time, we became expert

"Over time, we became expert"

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at making our superiors comfortable.

"at making our superiors comfortable."

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We made it our business.

"We made it our business."

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And along the way, we learned to make ourselves comfortable.

"And along the way, we learned to make ourselves comfortable."

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Now we are the pharaohs.

"Now we are the pharaohs."

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Breath print approved.

"Breath print approved."

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Feel that?

"Feel that?"

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Actually, I don't feel--

"Actually, I don't feel--"

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Precisely.

"Precisely."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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This is the room!

"This is the room!"

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This is the room temperature room.

"This is the room temperature room."

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I-I can't tell where the air ends and my skin begins.

"I-I can't tell where the air ends and my skin begins."

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It's incredible. That's what we do, Troy.

"It's incredible. That's what we do, Troy."

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Incredible, invisible, inbelievable things.

"Incredible, invisible, inbelievable things."

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We're an unseen, unknown, unvincible

"We're an unseen, unknown, unvincible"

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fraternity of craftsmen.

"fraternity of craftsmen."

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Graduates of this school are guaranteed lucrative employment

"Graduates of this school are guaranteed lucrative employment"

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And I'm inviting you to join us.

"And I'm inviting you to join us."

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Will there always be paninis?

"Will there always be paninis?"

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There is one catch, Troy.

"There is one catch, Troy."

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You're in.

"You're in."

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Air conditioning repair will be your life.

"Air conditioning repair will be your life."

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You will be an air conditioning repairman

"You will be an air conditioning repairman"

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and nothing else...

"and nothing else..."

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Until the day you die.

"Until the day you die."

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I don't expect you to make a decision now.

"I don't expect you to make a decision now."

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Take 24 hours.

"Take 24 hours."

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Cool.

"Cool."

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I can't feel my pants.

"I can't feel my pants."

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Go Pierce, go Pierce, it's your birthday!

"Go Pierce, go Pierce, it's your birthday!"

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Well, congratulations, you got Pierce

"Well, congratulations, you got Pierce"

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to symbolically kill his father by dancing to club music.

"to symbolically kill his father by dancing to club music."

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You of all people should be happy about this.

"You of all people should be happy about this."

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Pierce is becoming a more tolerant person,

"Pierce is becoming a more tolerant person,"

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Look at me now, dad!

"Look at me now, dad!"

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Yeah, look at me now, dad!

"Yeah, look at me now, dad!"

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Look at me now, dad!

"Look at me now, dad!"

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Look at me now, dad!

"Look at me now, dad!"

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- Are you Superman? - No.

"- Are you Superman? - No."

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I never understood why he cared who knew.

"I never understood why he cared who knew."

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This is the hottest party we've ever had.

"This is the hottest party we've ever had."

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I know, it's pretty dope.

"I know, it's pretty dope."

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No, I mean, it's dangerously hot.

"No, I mean, it's dangerously hot."

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Our air conditioning system

"Our air conditioning system"

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wasn't built for this gay a party.

"wasn't built for this gay a party."

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I'll take a look.

"I'll take a look."

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- Tron? - What's tron?

"- Tron? - What's tron?"

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Ooh!

"Ooh!"

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Man this party's a real sausage fest.

"Man this party's a real sausage fest."

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I knew it!

"I knew it!"

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- Knew what? - Don't play dumb with me.

"- Knew what? - Don't play dumb with me."

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You can have all that as a plumber too,

"You can have all that as a plumber too,"

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but without the pretense.

"but without the pretense."

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Why do you hate them so much?

"Why do you hate them so much?"

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Because they're elitist.

"Because they're elitist."

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They pump themselves up to make everybody

"They pump themselves up to make everybody"

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think that they're special.

"think that they're special."

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Because the truth is they're not!

"Because the truth is they're not!"

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I have a gift.

"I have a gift."

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I'm special. I'm not a loser like you.

"I'm special. I'm not a loser like you."

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I'm gonna eat Spaceman paninis with Black Hitler,

"I'm gonna eat Spaceman paninis with Black Hitler,"

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and there's nothing you can do about it!

"and there's nothing you can do about it!"

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Well, you really seem to be enjoying yourself.

"Well, you really seem to be enjoying yourself."

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I've gotta say, I don't know why the word gay means dumb.

"I've gotta say, I don't know why the word gay means dumb."

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These guys are all right in my book.

"These guys are all right in my book."

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up here and say something to your fans.

"up here and say something to your fans."

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Come on!

"Come on!"

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If I tell you something, will you promise to keep it a secret?

"If I tell you something, will you promise to keep it a secret?"

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Secret handshake.

"Secret handshake."

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Okay, I know I said I can't talk to you

"Okay, I know I said I can't talk to you"

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