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Clips from Mars Attacks! (1996)

"Excuse me, folks, but we gotta make an unscheduled stop."
Mars Attacks! (1996)
"What are you doing here? Huh? If you ain't home, why ain't you in class?"
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"-Mama, class was canceled. -Class was not canceled."
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"I'm not gonna hurt you. Now, come here."
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"Okay. Now, just come here."
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"Come here."
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"Think it's smart to cut school?"
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"-What are you doing? -Do you? Do you? Huh? Huh?"
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"-No. -No, Mama. It's dumb."
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"-- You're gonna flunk and go to jail. - No."
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"I'll be tripping all over you. Get back there."
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"I heard that."
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"- Want a date? - - How about it?"
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"A date?"
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"The stress at work is..."
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"...unbelievable."
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"No, I gotta watch the floor. What do you want, Byron?"
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"-I mean, they like me around here. -Byron, you're a nice guy."
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"This show's gonna get a hell of a rating."
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"...the proposition that two and two equals five..."
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"...is entirely legitimate."
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"I've always admired your show."
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"Really? You like my work?"
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"Yes. Very much."
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"Why...."
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"Coming out of commercial."
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"He's the chairman of the American Academy of Astronautics."
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"Professor..."
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"...isn't it weird that we sent a space probe to Mars..."
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"Well, not really, Nathalie..."
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"The Martian canals are actually canyons."
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"Some of them are over 100 miles deep."
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"The Martian civilization has clearly developed..."
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"...under the surface of the planet."
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"...chairman, are some of the things that the Martians can teach us, professor?"
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"She's flirting with him."
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"Think of it. The knowledge, new ideas. It's gonna change everything."
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"And we must be open to it."
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"Maybe they can tell us about our universe."
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"How it started. Where it's going."
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"Perhaps even its purpose."
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"This is the most important thing to happen since Jesus walked in Galilee."
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"Oh, Christ. What's wrong with the picture?"
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"I can't. It's busted."
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"Well, then go to 1. Go to 4."
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"What's that?"
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"So that's a Martian."
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"That's a Martian?"
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"-Oh, my God. -Yikes."
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"I'm not gonna have that thing in my house."
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"Well, they're not gonna eat off the Van Buren china."
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"Oh, look at that brain."
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"Don't forget, Nathalie..."
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"Whoa. He made the international sign of the doughnut."
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"One, our Martian friend is a carbon-based life form."
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"You mean they can read our thoughts?"
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"-Potentially, yes. -What about their intentions?"
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"Are they a friendly people?"
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"Logic dictates that given their extremely high level of technical development..."
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"...they're an advanced culture..."
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"...is an aggressively dangerous species."
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"...than we from them."
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"-Doctor. -Thank you, professor."
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"For many years, I've been refining a translating computer."
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"...800 centuries ago."
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"-How many centuries did he say? -Eight hundred, sir."
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"For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest."
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"What the hell does that mean?"
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"-Hey, Mitch. -Good morning, miss."
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"I'm sorry, you can't come this way. There's a tour in progress."
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"Oh."
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"I am an alcoholic, but I haven't had a drink in three months."
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"I'm feeling so optimistic because of the Martians."
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"We're not alone in the universe."
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"Our planet was suffering with the ozone and the rain forest..."
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"And then the Martians heard our global karmic cry for help."
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"People say they're ugly..."
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"I think they've come to save us."
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"Bye-bye."
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"You be careful, baby, okay? Don't get yourself killed."
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"Oh, ain't she cute?"
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"Let me take this."
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"Goodbye, Thomas."
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"I know. Thomas. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Bye-bye, honey."
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"I got to go."
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"I love you, baby."
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"Adios."
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"Be careful, boy."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Oh, Richie, why can't you be more like your brother?"
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"Can't expect the same luck twice."
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"Grandma, I bet you never thought you'd live to see the Martians coming to Earth."
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"Just think of all the crazy stuff you must have seen in your lifetime."
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"Grandma, are you okay?"
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"I want to see Slim..."
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"...and Muffy and Richie."
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"I know, Thomas."
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"The president is talking to other world leaders."
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"They're preparing a list of issues of common interest to discuss."
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"-Jason. -Yeah, Jerry, thanks."
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"Do the Martians have two sexes, like we do?"
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"This pussycat is the most beautiful pussycat..."
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"...in the whole world."
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"Richie, didn't you ever have a pussycat of your own?"
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"Music."
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"-There you go. -Thank you."
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"...give me a call, all right?"
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"Will you answer too"
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"Come on, get in."
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"I'm gonna do you a favor, Byron."
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"I owe you one. I made a ton of money on your last fight in '73."
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"Heh. I'm glad somebody did."
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"Yeah, I know, I know."
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"It's rough on jocks."
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"Get to a certain age, opportunities dry up."
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"So here's the deal."
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"I got this chump, owes me a lot of money, needs a wake-up call."
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"...use that patented left hook on him."
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"...but I'll give you two grand."
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