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Clips from Mars Attacks! (1996)

"You know I'm trying to get back with my wife."
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"We used to have problems with that same kind of shit."
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"I've changed, man."
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"You gave up pork."
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"-Where are they landing? -Pahrump. It's in the Nevada desert."
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"Yes, sir. I can have my troops there at 0800 hours, sir."
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"You can't have Martians running all over Nevada!"
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"-You're right, general. -Thank you, sir."
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"Absolutely, sir."
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"Good, but keep a lid on it."
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"Key media, good cross-section of guests."
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"We don't want it to turn into a zoo out there."
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"They don't know what the hell they're talking about."
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"Liberals, intellectuals..."
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"...peacemongers, idiots!"
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"Oh, it's a hell of an honor."
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"But didn't I always tell you, honey..."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"I want the Martians to be treated like foreign dignitaries."
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"I want your men alert and majestic..."
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"...with a snap in their step."
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"Are you positive this thing is gonna work?"
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"...all of them here to see you."
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"Mm-mwah."
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"There's Jason, Poppy."
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"Hi, Jason!"
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"Hi."
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"Curiosity? Or is it something more?"
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"Jason Stone, GNN, Pahrump."
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"Give them room. That's it. Give them room."
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"The giant spacecraft glinting..."
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"...hubcap."
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"...like a giant tongue. Oh."
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"Gee whiz."
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"Martians."
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"Funny little critters, ain't they?"
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"Well?"
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"Wait a moment."
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"Greetings. I am the Martian ambassador."
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"Greetings. I am General Casey..."
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"He did that well."
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"Nathalie!"
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"I surrender."
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"No, that ain't happening. That didn't happen."
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"Nathalie."
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"We should hit these assholes with everything we got, sir."
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"Sir, Mr. President, I know this seems terrible..."
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"We must establish a line of communication first."
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"We all saw how they reacted to that dove."
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"He did say that..."
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"...We come in peace."
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"The new computer's ready, Mr. President."
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"I know we're making the right decision."
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"This is the president of the United States."
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"I'm speaking to you in the hope..."
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"...that what happened earlier today in the Nevada desert..."
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"...was a cultural misunderstanding."
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"There can be no doubt that we two peoples..."
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"...have a great deal to offer one another."
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"You must be as excited as we..."
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"And let me make it clear:"
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"Top-of-the-line cars..."
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"...leather interiors..."
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"...Corinthian, if they got it."
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"-Whoa. -Hello."
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"Look, you're worried about yesterday."
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"My God."
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"Ethel, that reminds me."
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"...with every kind of alcohol known to man."
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"And of course down here we have the aorta. Up here we have the sphinx."
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"Notice the highly developed cranial nerve system here."
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"This explains, of course, the cerebral arteries."
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"Very curious."
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"And whoever lives and believes in me shall never die."
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"Fire."
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"Cedric. Neville."
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"-Hey, Dad. -Who's that? Neville?"
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"Yeah, tomorrow."
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"-Man, give it back. -Leave me alone."
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"So that means you're still going to school once in a while?"
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"Yeah."
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"-You always get to the phone first. -So what?"
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"What are you wasting this phone time for? We're gonna see you tomorrow."
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"Yeah, but there's something I want to say to you."
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"Just because I feel like saying it, all right?"
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"Yeah, what's that?"
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"Now stop wasting money. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"-Really? -They've issued a formal apology."
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"Didn't I tell you this would happen?"
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"The Martian ambassador feels terrible and asked permission to speak to Congress."
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"For some picky reason, the Secret Service don't want the executive branch..."
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"...and the legislative branch in the same room at the same time."
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"Hello, gentlemen."
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"Nice of you to come on such short notice."
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"General Decker, it seems I owe you an apology."
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"Not anymore."
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"What's this?"
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"Oh, that's your executive order authorizing full use of our nuclear deterrent, sir."
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"Are you out of your mind? I'm not going to start a war."
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"We're already at war, sir."
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"We have to strike now, sir."
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"Annihilate. Kill! Kill! Kill!"
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"...that they still have two out of three branches of government working for them..."
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"...and that ain't bad."
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"...that the garbage will still be carried out."
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"...if they had listened to me in the last election."
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"...how soon can we go on the air?"
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"Uh...."
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"...at a very real outcome."
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"Oh."
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"Nathalie?"
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"Nathalie, is that you?"
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"Yes. How are you feeling?"
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"Not terribly good, I'm afraid."
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"May I ask you a question?"
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"Mm. Yes. Yes, of course you can, Nathalie."
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"Were you flirting with me on the show?"
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"Because if you were..."
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"You wouldn't believe the pressure of my job."
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"It's nice to see a new face."
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