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Clips from Mars Attacks! (1996)

"...of the world."
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"Will you answer too"
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"That means I offer my love"
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"Goodbye, my darling. I wish things could've been different."
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"...I hereby present to you the Congressional Medal of Honor..."
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"...the highest decoration our nation can bestow."
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"Sure, that's very appropriate."
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"Hi, everybody."
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"So I guess, like, now we just have to..."
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"Do you got a girlfriend?"
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"Guys, come on. Give me a break. Go on in there and start cleaning your room."
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"I can't do all this by myself. Please? Look at you."
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"I can smell it all the way from the interstate."
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"Oh, yeah. But it not coming from here."
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"Daddy!"
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"We should make it top secret..."
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"...and move in right away with DEFCON 4."
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"Well, sir, do we know they're hostile?"
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"What do you mean, do we know they're hostile?"
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"They have our planet surrounded with thousands of warships."
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"Professor, what do we know about them?"
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"We know they're extremely advanced technologically..."
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"An advanced civilization is, by definition, not barbaric."
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"I and all my colleagues are extremely excited."
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"Good."
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"Extraterrestrial life."
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"You're right, Jerry."
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"The people are gonna love it."
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"Are they too old-fashioned? - Yes."
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"No, I don't think so."
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"This has got the colors, but no. I don't think so."
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"-- Not vivid enough. - Mm-hm. Mm-hm."
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"-Nancy had this in the library, didn't she? -Yes, indeed."
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"I don't think so."
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"I thought perhaps the watered silk. And this week it's on sale."
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"I hardly think I need worry about that."
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"My husband is the leader of the free world."
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"Mother, this isn't your house."
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"-Mrs. Dale? -Yes?"
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"-I saw you fight Sonny Liston in '69. -Really?"
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"-You mean, you were a nun back then? -Oh, yes."
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"We've always been fight fans, haven't we, sisters?"
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"Byron Williams, telephone."
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"-- Yeah? - Byron?"
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"I'm sorry I have to call you at work."
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"The boys haven't been home in two nights and I don't know what to do."
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"They're just at that age."
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"Louise, the casino manager's giving me the evil eye. I've gotta go."
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"I'll call you later, okay?"
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"Sure. Of course I am."
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"Ahh...."
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"It doesn't help me that all we ever do is sit around in bars."
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"I'm checking the decor, the lighting, the traffic flow."
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"If I'd known you'd turn into a crook, I never would have married you."
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"I'm ambitious. There's a difference."
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"And if you think you can make a nickel in this town..."
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"Oh, Art."
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"Galaxy's gonna be the best hotel in Vegas."
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"Don't you realize what you're doing? Destroying the Earth."
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"All this greed. This money system."
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"You're destroying everything."
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"Keep your voice down."
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"I got friends here."
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"-Stop flirting with the waitress. -Oh, God. Here."
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"...play our anniversary..."
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"Thanks, honey."
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"Yeah?"
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"Make it quick. We go out live in 10 minutes."
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"What? The actual president? What do you mean, cutting in?"
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"Budget negotiations may be dead in the water after this week."
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"Hair looks good."
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"I like the hair."
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"--quote, factually challenged. Griffin says...."
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"Yeah, Stone. Speak."
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"Listen, this is big. President Dale is cutting into my show today."
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"That's absurd. Why would he stoop to being on Today in Fashion?"
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"Good evening, my fellow Americans."
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"My graduation from Princeton..."
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"...the day that Marsha said she would be my wife..."
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"And the news that I have heard today..."
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"-...ranks right up there. -Thank you."
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"A powerful memory is in the making."
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"Today, an extraordinary discovery was made by the Hubble telescope."
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"...then analyzed by the most powerful computers at MIT."
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"A fleet of vehicles, which can best be described as..."
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"...flying saucers."
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"Come on. Come on. Papa needs a new pair of shoes."
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"Hey!"
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"--we will have - the opportunity to meet with them."
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"Please come to Earth. Please."
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"I got people coming in."
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"-...and at their current course and speed.... -Oh. Hey."
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"Listen, Hoss. I've been thinking about Martians when there wasn't no Martians."
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"It is profoundly moving to know there is intelligent life out there."
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"Glad they got it somewhere."
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"And our world will never feel quite the same again."
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"Good night..."
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"...and God bless you all."
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"Shut up."
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"Jason Stone."
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"It's for you."
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"Yeah. Well, I could be there at..."
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"...I don't know, 11."
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"Okay, bye-bye."
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"Oh, they want me to go interview that professor from the White House."
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"Kessler?"
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"-Donald Kessler? -Yeah, I think that was his name."
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"You know, the science guy."
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"Well, I can't help it if your people are too slow."
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"Right, Poppy?"
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"-Ha-ha! Didn't I tell you under two minutes? -You did."
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"You did. I'm so proud of you."
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"-Hey, Ma, you want a doughnut? -How old are they?"
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"Richie, that's six days ago."
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"Okay, give me a couple."
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"Hey, this Martian thing is pretty awesome, huh?"
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"Your brother's gonna volunteer."
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"As soon as I get back to the base."
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"-Volunteer for what, Billy Glenn? -Martian detail."
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"...I'm gonna kick their butts. Heh-heh-heh."
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