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Clips from Seinfeld - The Suicide (S03E03)

"Why?"
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"No. In fact, it's worse, because now they've found out..."
Seinfeld
"That's why these people don't succeed at life to begin with."
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"Because they give up too easy. I say pills don't work, try a rope."
Seinfeld
"There's nothing more rewarding..."
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"- Did he think I was flirting with her? - He didn't seem too pleased."
Seinfeld
"Maybe I'll get a steak with French-fried onion rings."
Seinfeld
"And all indications are he does not like Drake's Coffee Cake."
Seinfeld
"- He said that? - He was screaming about it all night."
Seinfeld
"Because I love Drake's Coffee Cake."
Seinfeld
"- You think about her? - When I hear her name."
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"Is it a plane crash?"
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"Psychics should be licensed."
Seinfeld
"Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my closet?"
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"- Why not? - The psychic said..."
Seinfeld
"I dig."
Seinfeld
"He can't hear you, you idiot. Why don't you just buy another one."
Seinfeld
"Why would I buy another one when I spent 100 bucks on this one?"
Seinfeld
"That's your big boy."
Seinfeld
"- On your mother's life? - On my mother's life."
Seinfeld
"Supposed to take me to the delivery room."
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"- Oh, she's a sweet kid. - Nude backgammon..."
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"- They moved in together? - Yeah, some place in the Village."
Seinfeld
"Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests?"
Seinfeld
"I'd love to go. Make an appointment."
Seinfeld
"From my house. I got a whole box of them."
Seinfeld
"I don't think so. You know, they're so fragile."
Seinfeld
"...I would like to thank you for the greatest four days of my life."
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"- I don't need this! - Look, please!"
Seinfeld
"Cut these with your left hand."
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"Then there's always the amount question:"
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"It's not too bad. It's not like a Sunny von Bülow coma."
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"The thing I don't understand about the suicide person..."
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"If it's gonna be a physical test, I wanna do well."
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"I smoked when I had Faithy."
Seinfeld
"- I would like you both to leave. - Oh, fine."
Seinfeld
"Hello, Newman."
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"Sweetheart! Sweetheart! Faithy!"
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