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Clips from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

"Besides,"
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"I've been kicked around a lot this week. I just..."
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"Twenty minutes behind the wheel."
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"Yay!"
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"(R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)"
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"(LIP-SYNCHING TO SONG)"
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"Ah! Ah! Shit, shit, shit!"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Well, Sam, it's been 20 minutes. You wanna take over?"
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"No, no, it's my fault. I... I, uh..."
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"I should never have let you drive."
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"But that and the trial are the only two things you fucked up. So, uh..."
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"I can't see shit in there."
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"We're gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get the car out."
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"Yeah, it'll be fine. We just got to find some firewood."
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"What the hell?"
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"Holy shit! Hey, Ted!"
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"You know what this is? It's Super Lemon Haze."
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"It's a really rare strain."
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"It's a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze."
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"It's totally potent."
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"and it was one of the best highs I ever had."
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"What the hell is a leaf of this stuff"
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"doing out in the middle of a..."
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"(SOBS) So beautiful."
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"It's so beautiful."
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"No words."
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"No words. (SNIFFLES)"
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"They're moving in herds."
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"They do move in herds."
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"Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip."
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"I don't have any papers or nothing."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Why?"
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"I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth."
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"Oh, you think this is big?"
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"This is all I brought."
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"How about this? I'm gonna go check out the barn"
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"for us to make an actual bong."
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"Yeah, see if you can make a non-dick bong."
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"Yeah. Hey, that's the name of the South Korean president. (LAUGHS)"
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"Right?"
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"She gets... You get it."
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"Right? No."
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"What?"
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"Okay, I'll be back."
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"You know? I always wanted my ex-wife"
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"to get stoned with me. She never would."
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"Really?"
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"I mean, honestly, I don't know. Um..."
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"I know it's not making you rich."
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"Please."
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"Look,"
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"I don't know what kind of mojo was in"
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"that wish you made when you were a child,"
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"but this bear is alive."
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"And it seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life,"
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"how soon before it devalues another?"
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"Who gets subjugated after the bear?"
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"How come you don't have a guy?"
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"Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston?"
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"I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy"
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"and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope."
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"That's so dumb."
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"(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans,"
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"(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans,"
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"Take a look at this. I found a cowboy hat and a rifle and a guitar."
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"Jeez, I wonder who this place belongs to."
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"If we get out of here by dawn, we should be fine, right?"
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"You play the guitar?"
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"A little bit. I learned when I was a kid."
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"(SINGING) Mean ol' moon"
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"You mean ol' moon"
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"You mean ol' moon"
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"The games that you play with me"
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"I could find some happiness"
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"If all of my nights were cloudy"
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"I hope it's true"
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"And saving it up for you know who"
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"You mean ol' moon"
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"You mean ol' moon"
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"You got it!"
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"Come on, put your legs into it."
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"So, listen, I got to ask."
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"Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it."
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"Oh, we're gonna smoke it, all right,"
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"but just stuff it under the seat for now."
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"We don't wanna go to jail."
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"Yeah, that's a good idea."
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"(INHALES)"
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"Hashtag "My amazing summer.""
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"Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard."
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"What do you mean? I was just messing around."
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"Oh, shut up and suck that dick."
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"MEN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"Watch it. Jesus! Watch where you're going!"
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"BOTH: Whoa!"
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"It's Comic Con, you idiot! We're going to the Javits Center."
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"You're the idiots, because you three guys"
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"Yeah, you're his boss and you two guys are enemies!"
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"Yeah, that's two different franchises."
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"Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know."
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"Nah, it's okay. I'm sorry you have to deal with that."
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"All right, let's go."
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"Oh, hey, come on. It's not worth it, man."
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"Come on."
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"This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh?"
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"Mmm."
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"And there is our first impression."
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"Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now."
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"Ah, Ms. Jackson. Do come in."
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"Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor."
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"Thank you so much for meeting with us."
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"Not at all. It's my pleasure. Please, sit down."
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"Oh, this office is fucking awesome."
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"Yeah, totally. Hey, hey."
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"I'll get right down to it."
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"I don't want to waste too much of your time."
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"Ted, I've been reviewing your file."
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"I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case."
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