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Clips from Tuca & Bertie - The Pain Garden (S03E03)

TV Series 2019 –2022 Season 3, Episode 2 26 min ★ 7.4/10 (9,418 ratings) 514 clips
Comedy Animation

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Ugh. You again.
"Ugh. You again."
Tuca & Bertie
(groans)
"(groans)"
Tuca & Bertie
auntie, I feel all twisted up inside.
"auntie, I feel all twisted up inside."
Tuca & Bertie
Oh, honey, it's just your monthly room repaint.
"Oh, honey, it's just your monthly room repaint."
Tuca & Bertie
-What? -It's tomato time, baby.
"-What? -It's tomato time, baby."
Tuca & Bertie
Time to hop on your cotton pogo stick and go, go, go.
"Time to hop on your cotton pogo stick and go, go, go."
Tuca & Bertie
(chuckles) you're entertaining the butcher,
"(chuckles) you're entertaining the butcher,"
Tuca & Bertie
and he's a natural redhead.
"and he's a natural redhead."
Tuca & Bertie
You're shaking the devil's margarita.
"You're shaking the devil's margarita."
Tuca & Bertie
(laughs)
"(laughs)"
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auntie, you don't make any sense.
"auntie, you don't make any sense."
Tuca & Bertie
It's just your period, baby.
"It's just your period, baby."
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But why does it hurt so bad?
"But why does it hurt so bad?"
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Get used to it, doll.
"Get used to it, doll."
Tuca & Bertie
Welcome to womanhood.
"Welcome to womanhood."
Tuca & Bertie
Population: Shut up about it.
"Population: Shut up about it."
Tuca & Bertie
(school bell ringing)
"(school bell ringing)"
Tuca & Bertie
(groans)
"(groans)"
Tuca & Bertie
ms. Peahen, please, can I go to the nurse?
"ms. Peahen, please, can I go to the nurse?"
Tuca & Bertie
Quit faking it, tuca.
"Quit faking it, tuca."
Tuca & Bertie
I know you didn't study for that test.
"I know you didn't study for that test."
Tuca & Bertie
I was going to cheat, I swear.
"I was going to cheat, I swear."
Tuca & Bertie
(exhales)
"(exhales)"
Tuca & Bertie
huh.
"huh."
Tuca & Bertie
(whistles)
"(whistles)"
Tuca & Bertie
ugh. My period is so annoying.
"ugh. My period is so annoying."
Tuca & Bertie
My cramps are killing me.
"My cramps are killing me."
Tuca & Bertie
Don't you hate how the pain is so bad, you barf... (shouts)
"Don't you hate how the pain is so bad, you barf... (shouts)"
Tuca & Bertie
then you black out,
"then you black out,"
Tuca & Bertie
then you jolt back into consciousness
"then you jolt back into consciousness"
Tuca & Bertie
only to curse out the gods that made you?
"only to curse out the gods that made you?"
Tuca & Bertie
But no god would make such a beast.
"But no god would make such a beast."
Tuca & Bertie
Your body is an evolutionary joke,
"Your body is an evolutionary joke,"
Tuca & Bertie
and you were born to suffer.
"and you were born to suffer."
Tuca & Bertie
(panting)
"(panting)"
Tuca & Bertie
-tampon? -Ooh, that's way too small.
"-tampon? -Ooh, that's way too small."
Tuca & Bertie
Do you have a beach towel and a shop vac?
"Do you have a beach towel and a shop vac?"
Tuca & Bertie
(ducks quacking)
"(ducks quacking)"
Tuca & Bertie
hello, everyone. My name is...
"hello, everyone. My name is..."
Tuca & Bertie
(groans) tuca.
"(groans) tuca."
Tuca & Bertie
(vomits)
"(vomits)"
Tuca & Bertie
(vomiting continues)
"(vomiting continues)"
Tuca & Bertie
-good tour. -Pretty good tour.
"-good tour. -Pretty good tour."
Tuca & Bertie
♪ tuca and bertie and tuca and bertie and bertie and tuca ♪
"♪ tuca and bertie and tuca and bertie and bertie and tuca ♪"
Tuca & Bertie
♪ and tuca and bertie, tuca and bertie ♪
"♪ and tuca and bertie, tuca and bertie ♪"
Tuca & Bertie
♪ tu-tu-tuca ♪
"♪ tu-tu-tuca ♪"
Tuca & Bertie
-♪ tuca ♪ -♪ and bertie. ♪
"-♪ tuca ♪ -♪ and bertie. ♪"
Tuca & Bertie
(vocalizing)
"(vocalizing)"
Tuca & Bertie
so, how come you've never pooped while I'm over here?
"so, how come you've never pooped while I'm over here?"
Tuca & Bertie
I want to watch you go.
"I want to watch you go."
Tuca & Bertie
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tuca, what?
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tuca, what?"
Tuca & Bertie
Ew. You know I don't really do that, right?
"Ew. You know I don't really do that, right?"
Tuca & Bertie
-What? -Well, I try not to.
"-What? -Well, I try not to."
Tuca & Bertie
That's why I photosynthesize most of my nutrients.
"That's why I photosynthesize most of my nutrients."
Tuca & Bertie
You know, I did think your booty looked pristine.
"You know, I did think your booty looked pristine."
Tuca & Bertie
That's just a knot.
"That's just a knot."
Tuca & Bertie
It's knot a bootyhole?
"It's knot a bootyhole?"
Tuca & Bertie
You plants are freaky-squeaky clean.
"You plants are freaky-squeaky clean."
Tuca & Bertie
Figgy: You're actually the first non-plant person
"Figgy: You're actually the first non-plant person"
Tuca & Bertie
I've ever dated.
"I've ever dated."
Tuca & Bertie
Your body is so interesting.
"Your body is so interesting."
Tuca & Bertie
So much goes in and comes out, and very little of it is oxygen.
"So much goes in and comes out, and very little of it is oxygen."
Tuca & Bertie
Yep, I'm just a big wet sack of bird meat.
"Yep, I'm just a big wet sack of bird meat."
Tuca & Bertie
Anyways, let's talk more about things going in and out.
"Anyways, let's talk more about things going in and out."
Tuca & Bertie
Hey, I was thinking,
"Hey, I was thinking,"
Tuca & Bertie
maybe we could take a trip sometime.
"maybe we could take a trip sometime."
Tuca & Bertie
Have you ever been to horseville?
"Have you ever been to horseville?"
Tuca & Bertie
Horseville?
"Horseville?"
Tuca & Bertie
(horses neighing)
"(horses neighing)"
Tuca & Bertie
welcome to horseville.
"welcome to horseville."
Tuca & Bertie
Choose a horse, and you can ride it for your entire visit.
"Choose a horse, and you can ride it for your entire visit."
Tuca & Bertie
Ha-har!
"Ha-har!"
Tuca & Bertie
(gasps) I've always wanted to go there.
"(gasps) I've always wanted to go there."
Tuca & Bertie
-Great. Want to go this weekend? -Hmm, let me see.
"-Great. Want to go this weekend? -Hmm, let me see."
Tuca & Bertie
Hold on just un momento, por favor.
"Hold on just un momento, por favor."
Tuca & Bertie
Oops.
"Oops."
Tuca & Bertie
I can't. Uh, I have to, um...
"I can't. Uh, I have to, um..."
Tuca & Bertie
R-repaint my apartment.
"R-repaint my apartment."
Tuca & Bertie
(echoes): Well, we can go another time.
"(echoes): Well, we can go another time."
Tuca & Bertie
I was just trying to be fun and impulsive, like you.
"I was just trying to be fun and impulsive, like you."
Tuca & Bertie
(strains): Hormones shifting.
"(strains): Hormones shifting."
Tuca & Bertie
-Do you need help painting? -(grunts)
"-Do you need help painting? -(grunts)"
Tuca & Bertie
no, I'm fine.
"no, I'm fine."
Tuca & Bertie
I need to go. I'll text you!
"I need to go. I'll text you!"
Tuca & Bertie
(howling)
"(howling)"
Tuca & Bertie
figgy: Okay, love you. (howling)
"figgy: Okay, love you. (howling)"
Tuca & Bertie
(laughs)
"(laughs)"
Tuca & Bertie
(sighs) she's fun.
"(sighs) she's fun."
Tuca & Bertie
(barking)
"(barking)"
Tuca & Bertie
(groans)
"(groans)"
Tuca & Bertie
♪ ♪
"♪ ♪"
Tuca & Bertie
(whimpers)
"(whimpers)"
Tuca & Bertie
(sighs)
"(sighs)"
Tuca & Bertie
being sick is so boring.
"being sick is so boring."
Tuca & Bertie
(grunting)
"(grunting)"
Tuca & Bertie
(knocking on door)
"(knocking on door)"
Tuca & Bertie
bertie: Tuca, it's me.
"bertie: Tuca, it's me."
Tuca & Bertie
I can't move, bertie.
"I can't move, bertie."
Tuca & Bertie
Are you okay?
"Are you okay?"
Tuca & Bertie
Do you still want to go to the salon
"Do you still want to go to the salon"
Tuca & Bertie
with the scary stylist?
"with the scary stylist?"
Tuca & Bertie
You know, from the way he looks at me,
"You know, from the way he looks at me,"
Tuca & Bertie
I can tell he wants to give me a ruthless makeover.
"I can tell he wants to give me a ruthless makeover."
Tuca & Bertie
Ooh, am I tempted?
"Ooh, am I tempted?"
Tuca & Bertie
Am I intrigued by how he would transform me?
"Am I intrigued by how he would transform me?"
Tuca & Bertie
-Yes. -Bertie.
"-Yes. -Bertie."
Tuca & Bertie
I'm stuck here in the dirt. I can't move.
"I'm stuck here in the dirt. I can't move."
Tuca & Bertie
-Are you having your monthly thingy? -Yes.
"-Are you having your monthly thingy? -Yes."
Tuca & Bertie
Do you want me to do the thing where I put my hands
"Do you want me to do the thing where I put my hands"
Tuca & Bertie
on your body and make sympathetic noises?
"on your body and make sympathetic noises?"
Tuca & Bertie
Yes.
"Yes."
Tuca & Bertie
Ah, ooh, I'm healing you.
"Ah, ooh, I'm healing you."
Tuca & Bertie
It's not working, bertie.
"It's not working, bertie."
Tuca & Bertie
You should leave. I'm just sucking you down.
"You should leave. I'm just sucking you down."
Tuca & Bertie
Bertie, quickly, escape while you still can.
"Bertie, quickly, escape while you still can."
Tuca & Bertie
Um, I'm fine.
"Um, I'm fine."
Tuca & Bertie
(groans)
"(groans)"
Tuca & Bertie
tuca, you need to see a doctor.
"tuca, you need to see a doctor."
Tuca & Bertie
I hate doctors.
"I hate doctors."
Tuca & Bertie
They just want to collect my urine and sell it.
"They just want to collect my urine and sell it."
Tuca & Bertie