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Clips from Farzar - War and Peace (S01E01)

"But not anymore, Fichael! We are done."
Farzar
"Do you hear me? Done."
Farzar
"Fuck off and die!"
Farzar
"[gasps] Are we having our first fight?"
Farzar
"Oh, I gotta get out of here to warn the aliens!"
Farzar
"This is an escape room, man. There ain't no way out of here."
Farzar
"Unless you're real good at turd puzzles."
Farzar
"Wait, if we create enough Flobby and Belzert clones,"
Farzar
"we could pop that cage door right open."
Farzar
"Great. How does that work?"
Farzar
"Oh, you gonna like this."
Farzar
"♪ I put my tongue in his butthole ♪"
Farzar
"♪ That's how we reproduce ♪"
Farzar
"♪ I stick out my lips ♪"
Farzar
"♪ And suck out all the juice ♪"
Farzar
"[announcer] The clone scene made an animator puke, so we cut it."
Farzar
"Great job with the peace treaty."
Farzar
"You gave away everything and got nothing in return."
Farzar
"What do you mean nothing? Hello!"
Farzar
"Have you seen the Lean Pocket vending machines Renzo gave us?"
Farzar
"I know someone's wife who should switch to Lean Pockets."
Farzar
"[sobs]"
Farzar
"I don't know who I am anymore!"
Farzar
"How are you going to manage to give a speech?"
Farzar
"Everyone knows Clitaris wrote all of your speeches."
Farzar
"What do you think, I'm lazy or something?"
Farzar
"I'll have you know I wrote this one all by myself."
Farzar
"[clears throat]"
Farzar
"Me Bazarack, hey."
Farzar
"Having peaces on Farzars make me so happy"
Farzar
"that I touch chicken penis with lobster claw"
Farzar
"and make sticky mess on floors."
Farzar
"Oh, I get it."
Farzar
"The chicken penis is us, the lobster claw's the humans,"
Farzar
"and the sticky mess,"
Farzar
"that's cum, innit?"
Farzar
"[aliens gasp]"
Farzar
"[dramatic music playing]"
Farzar
"[screaming]"
Farzar
"Oh, great. More bullshit."
Farzar
"♪ I put my tongue in his butthole That's how we reproduce ♪"
Farzar
"♪ I stick out my lips And suck out all the juice ♪"
Farzar
"Ooh, I hope this door pops open soon."
Farzar
"Congratulations, you made it out!"
Farzar
"You didn't even find the key we hid in your turds."
Farzar
"I fucking knew it!"
Farzar
"[aliens screaming]"
Farzar
"[dramatic music playing]"
Farzar
"Bet this isn't the first time Lean Pockets made you shit your pants."
Farzar
"Ugh. That was funny and I agree, but you're going too far, Val."
Farzar
"What Renzo is doing is wrong!"
Farzar
"Ow!"
Farzar
"Oh, you will pay for that!"
Farzar
"[grunts]"
Farzar
"I spent $2 billion on this perfect metal hair."
Farzar
"You'll regret that."
Farzar
"I hate you!"
Farzar
"All my life, you've been out of control and I've been forced to be the good one."
Farzar
"[Val's mom] Eat your veggies, Val."
Farzar
"Good girls are healthy."
Farzar
"[rock music plays]"
Farzar
"[Val's mom] Color inside the lines, Val."
Farzar
"That's what good girls do."
Farzar
"[rock music plays]"
Farzar
"Oh, I'm done being the good girl."
Farzar
"[grunts]"
Farzar
"Wait, I-- I can move!"
Farzar
"[groans] Piss off, motherfucker!"
Farzar
"[grunts]"
Farzar
"[epic music playing]"
Farzar
"Val? [grunts]"
Farzar
"Are you okay?"
Farzar
"Leave me alone."
Farzar
"I never want to see you again."
Farzar
"Ah!"
Farzar
"Ow! Oh, oh, oh!"
Farzar
"Think you won, huh?"
Farzar
"Well, this ain't even my real robot."
Farzar
"[epic music continues]"
Farzar
"[beeps]"
Farzar
"[whirs]"
Farzar
"[grunts]"
Farzar
"I told you that…"
Farzar
"♪ Your daddy is an evil asshole ♪"
Farzar
"Sorry, it's catchy. It's on my SoundCloud, by the way."
Farzar
"Namaste."
Farzar
"Thank you, Fichael. Barry cured my chaos addiction."
Farzar
"Fuck what I said."
Farzar
"I need you to do a chaos-trophe right now."
Farzar
"It's the only thing that can stop my dad."
Farzar
"I just told you that I was cured."
Farzar
"Besides, I can't indulge in chaos."
Farzar
"Barry put a bomb in my dick."
Farzar
"I didn't put a bomb in your dick. That would be crazy."
Farzar
"I just made you think I put a bomb in your dick."
Farzar
"This is why everyone hates you, Barry."
Farzar
"Okay, I will try."
Farzar
"Chaos! Cha--"
Farzar
"Oh, I guess I did put a bomb in your dick."
Farzar
"Oh God, we're done for!"
Farzar
"♪ Day-o! ♪"
Farzar
"Oh! They must be here to save us this time!"
Farzar
"-[dance music playing] -♪ Day ♪"
Farzar
"♪ Me say day-o ♪"
Farzar
"♪ Daylight come and me want to go home… ♪"
Farzar
"You bunch of dicks!"
Farzar
"Yeah, "bunch." That was a banana pun!"
Farzar
"-[moaning] -[romantic music playing]"
Farzar
"Yes! Yes!"
Farzar
"Aha! Renzo, she's "Chiquiting" on you!"
Farzar
"Uh, I'm so tired of having to be on all the time."
Farzar
"Mom? Oh God!"
Farzar
"Chaos! Chaos!"
Farzar
"Zobo? You transformed!"
Farzar
"I did? Do I look cool?"
Farzar
"Uh… sure."
Farzar
"So this is a chaos-trophe, huh?"
Farzar
"How did this destroy a planet?"
Farzar
"I'm not sure!"
Farzar
"Wow! That was some explosion."
Farzar
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