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Clips from Veep (2012) (S06E06)

"It's gonna put a real turd in her chalupa."
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"Oh, we should get Mexican for lunch."
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"President Meyer's office. Yale University president's office?"
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"Give me that. I'm talking. Hello, this is President Meyer."
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"Jim! How are you?"
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"Oh, absolutely."
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"We'll have your office get in touch with my office."
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"We're very interested in discussing that."
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"You, too. Bye-bye."
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"in the Selina Meyer Presidential Library."
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"Shut up!"
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"- Your ex. - No. Yale!"
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"- I thought you went to Smith. - No, it's in the book that you wrote."
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"Right, right, right, right."
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"- I'm so moved by this! - You just started tearing down Mee-Maw's house."
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"- Well, that's Catherine's problem. - Okay."
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"I've been fired three times in my life..."
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"from the US Postal Service Office of Investigations,"
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"I cried each time. This time, it was tears of joy."
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"Good for you."
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"as genius operators."
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"You know, this could be an opportunity."
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"Maybe we could start a new business,"
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"Yeah, easier than explaining"
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"If we do this, though, one rule... no McLintock."
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"No shit. So, what do you think?"
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"The three Meyersketeers hang a shingle?"
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"I am gonna bid you farewell"
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"and I start a new gig tomorrow."
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"You'll be sorry."
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"I thought you were taking the family to Italy."
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"Hey, wake up."
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"Can you hear me?"
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"If you notice any swelling, let me know,"
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"and no erection for six weeks."
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"I'm your doctor, and it's shiksa."
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"- I'm leaving. - How are you doing?"
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"I don't know."
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"Babe, so far, being Jewish really sucks."
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"Will you pass me one of those ice packs, please?"
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"- Here you go, sweetie. - Thank you."
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"At least your dick won't smell like donkey pussy anymore."
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"Oh, God, I told you that was expired lube."
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"Oh, and there's someone here to see you."
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"Now, why do you think I'm here?"
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"To wish me a speedy recovery?"
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"No, wishes belong in the bottom of a well"
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"with unwanted girl children."
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"For shitting the urinal so badly,"
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"you made the Hindenburg look like"
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"a normal, on-time blimp landing."
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"Shut the fuck up, you epileptic Picasso painting!"
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"Uh, you can't talk to him like that."
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"Who is this tranny knuckle-dragger?"
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"Somebody you hired to make sure you don't get erections?"
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"- Jonah! - Her name is Shawnee Tanz,"
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"and you will treat her with respect."
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"- Tanz as in Sherman Tanz? - That's right. He's my father."
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"Oh, royalty."
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"Well, I suppose I should say I'm sorry."
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"Thank you."
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"Sorry you're even related to that human melted candle"
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"who puts the Jew in "why people hate Jews.""
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"Tell me this, did he sell your training bras"
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"as of today, Jonie here is down three points"
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"to that wop wonder Di Vicentis,"
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"so I am pulling this creature from the jizz lagoon"
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"right off the New Hampshire congressional ballot"
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"and replacing him with his cousin, Ezra."
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"What... mm... what?"
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"Ezra has more raw political talent in the tip of his rosy-head pecker"
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"than you have in this mangled abortion coat hanger"
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"you should be ashamed to call your body."
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"The people of New Hampshire are gonna be so grateful to me,"
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"I'm gonna be like a disability check"
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"wrapped around a pack of no-filter cigarettes."
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"- See you around, Jonie. - Wait, can he really do that?"
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"Jonah, I have been thinking,"
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"Okay, yeah, that makes sense. My teachers had to do that all the time."
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"No, with us... you and me."
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"What?"
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"- She's dumping you! - Shut the fuck up, Uncle Jeff."
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"I've been having doubts for a little while."
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"Uncle Jeff, shut up!"
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"Is that before or after I scheduled the surgery"
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"to cut my dick off so you could marry me?"
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"Uncle Jeff, come on!"
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"I'm so glad I came in person and didn't call."
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"Goodbye, Jonah."
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"Sorry."
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"- Come on, honey, I'll walk you out. - Oh, that's nice of you."
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"- Are you parked in the garage? - Yeah, I'm just outside."
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"Oh, that's..."
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"Shawnee, wait..."
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"Okay, come on."
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"Ow! Nurse!"
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"Leon West just called for the seventh time."
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"He says he wants you to..."
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"He wants to gargle my nuts and tickle my taint?"
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"- Tell him to get in line. - Oh, ma'am, the publisher said"
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"we're getting some book reviews in."
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"Oh, the "Lhasa Express" gives it five namastes."
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"- Now, what are you doing? - Don't worry about it."
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"- They're ready for you, ma'am. - Oh."
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"- That's Bethany. - Okay, thank you, Tiffany."
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"- I'm going! - Knock 'em dead, ma'am."
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"- About a month. - Hey, ma'am."
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"Ma'am, Catherine's in an ambulance."
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"- She's having some bad bleeding. - Oh, my God, on the couch?"
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"- Did they put the garbage bags down? - I don't know."
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"- Okay, and? - One of us should go?"
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"- Oh, right there on the mark. - On the thing? Okay. Thank you."
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"the first woman to hold the office of the president."
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"If that's not enough, she's written an autobiography..."
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""A Woman First: First Woman.""
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"- Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome..."
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"President Selina Meyer! Selina!"
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"Hey! Ah! Whoo! How about that?"
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"- Thank you so much for coming. - Thank you!"
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"- Where to? - 53rd and 3rd, please."
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