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Clips from Veep (2012) (S06E06)

"Hi, there. Welcome to "CBS This Ride.""
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"I'm your host, Dan Egan,"
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"- bringing you exclusive content... - Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"right here in New York City Yellow Cabs."
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"There's an off... you see the off button?"
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"I wanna get out. Shut the fuck up!"
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"Sir, can you calm down, please?"
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"Broadway is your scene, Fringe Festival's in town."
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"God damn it. Ben, it's me."
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"- Hey, you gonna pay? - I'm in."
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"I did wanna clear the air about one thing."
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"Sure."
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"You had to cancel, which, to us, is like, you know,"
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"We're fine with it. You have so many more important things to do..."
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"- Well, thank you. - than our stupid show"
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"that we put together with Scotch tape here."
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"- No, I love this show. - And then there was speculation"
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"that you did so because you were embarrassed"
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"about some salacious news stories about your trainer."
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"Yes, in sleeping with my trainer,"
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"Zinger!"
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"- Yeah, absolutely, Madam President. - The deal that we brokered."
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"But before that,"
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"just in honor of your new book..."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, yeah, that... mm-hmm."
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"- It's a little pun. - It is a pun, kind of."
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"- It's really, really nice. - Thank you."
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"Do I need, like, special glasses"
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"- to be able to see this in focus? - No, no!"
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"It just came out today, and we thought it would be fun,"
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"in honor of you canceling on us,"
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"to have some children come out here."
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"They'll read you some of our favorite reviews"
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"- of your book. - Oh, neat!"
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"kids read the darndest things off of cue cards."
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"Starting up here, we've got Ella, who is age nine."
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""'The New York Times' says,"
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"and achievements of the Meyer presidency"
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"over the last few days."
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""'Publisher Weekly' calls it 'Scattered and disjointed,"
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"much like the Meyer presidency.'""
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"- Okay, next up, we got Ruby, age 10. - Wow."
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""The 'New York Post' says, 'Remainder City.'""
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"- Whoa."
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"- Can we play "What's... What's in the Bag"?"
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"- Ah. - We've got Elliot, age 10."
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""'The New Yorker' called it 'A trite, monotonous tune"
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"- Hello, Marjorie. - I'm sorry to be so hysterical,"
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"Honey, what are you doing here?"
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"- "A Woman First: First Woman." - Yeah."
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"Ma'am, the producer of "The Tonight Show" thought it would be fun if..."
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"Ooh, hey, fantastic..."
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"Some interesting reading arrived."
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"- Take a look. - All right, let's see if I'm in here."
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"You're only up by five points"
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"- We'll see... - We'll see you in the tomorrow."
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"- Look how pretty. - You think it's too low-cut?"
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"- Leon West has Mike's diary! - Amy, you promised!"
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"Well, there's scans of it on the WaPo website."
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"- We don't want to. - I don't give a fuck what you want!"
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"Okay, they should not be allowed to call that stuff tea."
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"Ma'am, Leon West says he knows you're just making him wait."
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"- Name one. - Okay, you know what I want?"
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"You can have her."
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"- Ma'am. - What is it?"
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"out both diaper legs and up the back of the onesie."
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"I don't have a zinger for that one."
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"Well, I could go to jail for that."
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"I was forced to drink from."
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"- AIDS in particular has had... - Wait, wait, hang on a second."
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"I forgot. I was looking at Catherine's baby pictures."
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"but also the emotional and psychological problems..."
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"- so we started an exciting new program..."
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"Get you one more of these?"
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"- What is the matter? What's going on? - No, no, look!"
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"They know! They finally know it's me!"
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"Montez is not gonna be happy."
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"Well, good timing because we're in print"
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"- I'll check on you later. - I'm pretty sure it's "shiska.""
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"Listen up, Ms. Tranz,"
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"- You're the donor. - Oh, father."
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"- Good luck, ma'am. - Hi. How are you?"
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"- Hello. - Hey. Great."
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"How about this, a real president!"
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"Come on, how the fuck do you turn this thing off?!"
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"No, it's a great show."
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"um, is Tibet."
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"- Oh, sure. - "A Woman First: First Woman.""
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"By the way, this is quite a photo on the cover."
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"Or how does this work?"
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"Why aren't they in the book?'""
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"We played that last night when you weren't here."
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"that's as inconsequential as any...'""
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"It's got the terrorist drone assassination."
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"- Ball in. - Let's go, Congressman."
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"for defamation, libel,"
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"Well, the history books are being rewritten,"
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"when I'm talking about my hog with some hot "shiska" nurse."
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"I need to go and unpack."
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"- but we have a situation. - What are you talking about?"
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"and the headband, of course,"
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"I'm better at arms. You should see the page where I wrote about the arms dealer."
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"Okay, I am not gonna say that joke to Johnny."
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"How long have you been working for "The Tonight Show"?"
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"A real president."
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"Wow."
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"No, you don't tell me what to do."
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"I might get my teeth re-whitened."
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"is in the public interest."
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"Let's guess what's in the bag."
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"- Is it a second diary dump? - Oh, it is beyond a dump."
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"No, you have..."
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"- Gellardi, hit me, I'm open. - What are you doing here, Congressman?"
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"for "CBS This Morning with Jane and Brie.""
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"- Yeah, in 10 minutes would be good. - It is good."
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"This entire conversation is off the record."
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"I'm curious, you're gonna sue us for what?"
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"who says that she thinks that you chickened out"
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