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Clips from Veep (2012) (S06E06)

"What is it? Is it Leon West?"
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"It is a toxic infant blowout"
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"Did they mention the antique egg that we stole from the Oval?"
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"You stole it."
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"- The DRA guy? - Yeah, and the Chinese."
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"It's got the soldier whose leg you lost."
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"Oh, my God, the lost leg. Ooh!"
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"Surrounded by Mike's poorly drawn doodles of legs."
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"- I'm sorry, Mike. - It looks like arms."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"The Georgian election is here"
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"and all of that stuff about Murman?!"
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"Why do you work for me, you stupid mustache?!"
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"Any decent lawyer would've told me to do that."
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"- No. - Well, I can't do the show."
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"You guys have to get me out of here."
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"Madam President, we are all so honored to have you on the show."
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"Okay, look, Tiffany, I am so happy to be here,"
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"but unfortunately, I've just gotten this emergency call..."
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"- Pregnant daughter. - from my pregnant daughter..."
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"- The baby is in distress. - and her baby is in such distress."
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"- Is my baby okay? - Come on, guys, we gotta go!"
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"She's gonna love these."
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"It's a copy of the president's book."
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"I was a patsy, but to my knowledge, this is just the tip of the iceberg."
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"These revelations will continue to come out in a steady drip, drip, drip..."
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"- Finally got Catherine down. - I could never get her down."
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"She was always so scared about monsters everywhere,"
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"you know, under her bed and behind the curtain and in the closet."
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"Although, actually, one time, Andrew did hide one of his women in the closet,"
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"- Why don't I join you in that nightcap? - Uh, Gary?"
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"- I think I heard him leave. - What? Oh, right."
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"I don't think that there are any clean glasses."
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"- There's one here. - Uh-huh, okay."
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"You know, ma'am,"
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"something I've always wanted to tell you."
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"You know what I love most about your daughter?"
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"What's going on with the foundation?"
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"You know, I was thinking that I might wanna become more involved."
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"I could really use the cleansing power of a charity right now."
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"AIDS, the Advancement of Global Democracy,"
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"Military Family Assistance, and Childhood Obesity."
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"What is that you just... what was the thing that you just said?"
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"Childhood obesity. You sent me an email about it last month at 4:00 AM."
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"but the more I learned about those kids,"
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"I started to see that the problems are not just physical problems..."
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"Yeah."
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"that come with obesity... the cancer, the diabetes..."
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"- the body dysmorphia... - Yeah. Hey, Jaffar, it's me."
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"- Can you come and get me?"
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"It is. It's a perfect amount of time for a lot of these kids."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"From the moment I have left office,"
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"it has been nothing but a giant slalom"
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"down Mount McRimjob, brown diamond."
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"I know, but in my mind, you have nothing to be ashamed of."
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"You know, my uncle, he poisoned an entire village with sarin gas."
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"Ooh, that is worse. Thank you very much for that."
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"Yeah, you're welcome."
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"I just wish we could leave this country forever."
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"Why don't we, eni?"
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"I mean, you've got nothing here."
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"I've got a plane that's fully fueled always"
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"- and ready to go at any moment. - Why? Why is your plane always fueled?"
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"Well, you know, in case..."
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"- Yeah. - who sometimes get very angry"
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"at some of your tall buildings."
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"Oh, God, you're making a joke, right?"
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"- Yes. Yes. - Yeah."
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"Dipshit Mike and his shit-dip diary."
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""Amy committed perjury today,""
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"written in crayon and mustard stains."
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"- You gonna hire a lawyer? - No, I'm thinking of pleading guilty."
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"I wouldn't mind a little time in prison, get away from my wife,"
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"- spend time with guys who get it. - Yeah, learn a trade."
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"- Bye, kids."
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"- Any job leads? - I thought about teaching high school,"
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"but, I mean, girls these days just can't keep a secret."
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"- You see Jane's up to her old tricks? - Mm-mm."
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"Yeah, she's telling Page Six that she and Brie are clam slamming."
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"Vaginas are so gross."
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"I wish I didn't have one."
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"Sometimes I forget I do."
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"Yeah, yeah, we all do."
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"'cause Selina's..."
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"- Yeah, make it a double. - Atta girl."
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"So, we will go to Paris first."
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"Goody!"
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"We'll figure out where we wanna go next."
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"Hey, listen, can you call somebody to bring me some fresh towels?"
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"- More towels? How many towels are you... - Yes, I need them."
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"Breaking news from the "Washington Post.""
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"comes the revelation that it was President Selina Meyer"
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"and not President Laura Montez"
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"who negotiated with the Chinese president to free Tibet."
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"- Jaffar! - Sources close to..."
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"- Oh, my gosh! - Yeah!"
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"and this time, it's not Texas saying Satan made fossils."
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"Yes, he did."
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"- What? - Ma'am, it is everywhere!"
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"This is the best day we've had since I started working for you."
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"I guess it was actually good I lost the diary."
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"Ma'am, we're getting requests for confirmation from all the big Tibetan papers,"
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"except for the "Lhasa Express," though."
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"They're playing their usual games."
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"Nobody is talking about any of the other stuff!"
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"God bless the media and their "fly hitting a windshield" attention span!"
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"- I know! - Leon West is on "CBS This Morning" right now."
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"Oh, my God, put it on really quick."
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"Even you would admit that freeing Tibet from Chinese rule"
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"is a monumental achievement."
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"- Yes, it was. - No, that was a fluke."
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"That was a success despite an almost pathological level..."
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"President Meyer's discretion speaks well of her."
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"Yeah!"
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"- Hmm? - Nothing."
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"If she were a man, you would call that confidence."
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"Yeah, tell it, sister! Kick him in the cunt."
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"I adore Jane McCabe."
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"a heroine for our times."
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