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Clips from Veep (2012) (S06E06)

"- What? - Nothing."
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"Catherine, I can't repeat myself"
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"- Isn't that good? - Ooh, "Tonight Show" dresses."
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"Ma'am, I'm leaving. Take good care of Catherine."
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"- Who is she talking to? - I don't know."
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"- Ma'am, um... - Ahem, yeah?"
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"It's kind of like the wave in "The Perfect Storm,""
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"and our boat is also made out of shit."
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"It's Leon West."
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"What does it say?"
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""Ignoring the advice of experienced staffers,"
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"Meyer instead sought the counsel of a high school drop-out,"
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"He had a GED, guys."
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"Oh, my God, they're talking about my eye job?"
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"Chinese cover-up over the tweet."
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"This isn't an article,"
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"this is a gang bang on a pinball machine!"
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"Well, there's President Montez, Tom James..."
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"The White House maids, the steward."
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"- White working class voters. - Nobody!"
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"- Everybody loves you! - Shut up!"
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"Can somebody carry me to the bathroom?"
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"Ma'am, there's a remote possibility..."
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"- a while back, I was working on this humor column... - No, don't, Mike."
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"What? What, Mike?"
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"What have you and your 47 tangled chromosomes done?!"
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, ma'am."
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"I should've gotten a diary with a little lock on it,"
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"but I didn't wanna lock myself out."
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"- How long have you known about this? - Since Alabama."
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"But to be fair, we thought we were on top of it."
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"We did, ma'am."
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"Oh, really? Well, now it's on top of you,"
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"it's knocked your teeth out, and it's making sweet love to your face!"
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"We don't know my diary is the source."
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"- Oh, God. - It's crystal clear."
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"God, get out of here, you great walrus Judas!"
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"I'm gone, I'm gone."
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"Okay, Amy, you have to call my lawyer right now,"
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"my lawyers, the whole firm."
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"All right, we have to call Leon, too."
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"And, Mike, where the fuck do you think you're going?!"
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"You need to get in touch with Leon right now."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"- Ooh. - Ma'am, do you need to sit down?"
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"I just feel a little woozy, okay?"
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"- I've got stomach cramps. - Aw."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you drinking?"
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"This is Catherine's tea for her underparts."
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"- What? - It's the tea for your underparts!"
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"- Oh, my God. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
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"- What time is "The Tonight Show"? - Call time is 3:30."
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"I'm fine. It's okay, I'm fine."
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"- I'm... - Ah, ah!"
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"Oh, dang! What's up, white boys?"
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"Yo, you guys ready to drop that rock?"
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"I started up a basketball league to endear myself to you assholes."
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"You guys can join my league. How about that?"
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"I have your ball, so you have to join my league."
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"Oh, really? Why are you picking me?"
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"Because you're so tall."
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"Oh, God, who the fuck invited Dikembe Mutomtard?"
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"A little word of advice, Congressman, don't wear the shorts."
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"Even Kobe Bryant wouldn't rape you in those things."
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"Oh, lookie here, we got old Jesus"
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"with a camel toe and his child molester goggles"
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"'cause you don't want the sweat getting in your eyes"
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"when you're choking them out afterwards."
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"Congressman Ryan took our ball."
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"- Oh, shut up, narc! - You shut up!"
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"Balls are the only thing keeping me from choking on cocks."
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"Without balls, I'd be swallowing dicks whole just like Joey Chestnut."
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"I'm sorry, Jonah, but I'm gonna..."
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"so get the fuck off our court."
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"Wanna play a game of Horse?"
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"Yes, I would like that very much."
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"- Boom goes the dynamite. - You're fired."
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"Ma'am, "The Tonight Show" is ripshit because you canceled."
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"because of the "Post" article."
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"Just call her back and rebook the whole thing."
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"Okay, look, this is all about damage control, Amy."
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"My presidency just got caught with a tranny hooker on Sunset Boulevard,"
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"- Right? Right. - Very smart, ma'am."
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"Actually, I did write a zinger for "The Tonight Show" about Ray."
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"Okay, you know what? Let's make him wait."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, I think all we have is Diet Coke in the fridge."
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"That's what I think."
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"You know what I think? You sound like the world's gayest AM radio show."
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"Now, guys, what is our move with Leon?"
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"Ew! No!"
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"She's all over his diary. She's in every page."
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"You're kidding me."
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"- No! - Amy, Amy."
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"Come on, nobody's asking you"
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"to engage in some sort of human pleasurable activity."
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"- I know that's not your bag. - Okay."
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"So, then what..."
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"But perhaps maybe you could flirt a little with him."
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"Yes, of course, I can be very flirtatious."
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"Nope."
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"and that eyeball of hers is gonna pop out and shoot across the room."
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"- Leon West, ma'am. - Ah, Leon!"
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"Woodward minus Bernstein plus Propecia."
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"Because this is public interest and fair use."
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"Now, I've got you on the hook"
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"and, if I remember my law school tort professor correctly,"
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"and I do 'cause I slept with him for two years..."
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"- Still off the record. - invasion of privacy."
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"You can go ahead. We're the "Washington Post""
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"and we have been sued by better terrible presidents than you."
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"I want this room, okay? Everybody out."
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"Are there any nibbles on that Dave Barry..."
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"- Get! - Shh."
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"is good enough for me, so good evening."
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"you know..."
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"Yeah, I don't blame you."
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"Can you stop blowing on my legs like that?"
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"- I'm drying the "glow-tion." - Don't use the word "glow-tion.""
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"Oh, my God, Amy, you are making that terrible, terrible news face."
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