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Clips from South Park - Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods (S02E02)

"You see children, there's no stopping me."
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"Even your highly intelligent policeman are no match for me."
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"Why? Because nowadays kids have computers, surround sound television."
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"They've forgotten all about plane-ariums."
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"But I'll make them remember! Starting with the two of you!"
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"- Oh dude here it comes! - Packed full of ingredients, Cheesy Poofs can really"
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"give you that quick pick me up."
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"- So remember... - I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy poofs."
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"If we didn't eat cheesy poofs, we'd be..."
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"Lame."
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"And now back to Terrance and Phillip."
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"Yes yes that was me!!!! I was on television!!!"
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"Ah hah! Caught you red-handed! Mmkay."
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"What's wrong with him?"
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"- Oh no, apparently he thinks he's Charlton Heston. - No you idiot! He thinks he's Elvis!"
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"Except that the plane-arium is the best thing you've ever known."
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"Well well well, you guys can now kiss my ass because I was on Television!"
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"You missed it! You missed it because of this stupid planetarium!"
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"Planetariums suck ass!!!!"
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"- Cartman, you saved us. - What the hell are you talking about?"
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"Get over here and untie us."
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"Eric, you really saved the day, mmkay."
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"Not so fast there tubby. I'm just takin care of business."
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"Think hard Elvis. You're not really the king of rock and roll."
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"Oh, thank you from a fate worse than death counselor!"
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"Oh my god! Dr.Adams!"
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"- He got a full dose of the stars. - Yeah, with nobody around to say anything."
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"Can you imagine it Stan. A mind... emptied... by that... thing."
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"- Don't pick your nose hon. - GOD DAMN IT I WASN'T PICKING IT I HAD AN ITCH!!!"
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"Must tell... the machine... the machine is eee..."
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"When I get blowjobs... that I cum through discharging... that's the way to fuck."
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"Where the hell is everybody? I'm gonna be on TV tonight, you guys better not miss it."
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"WATCH YOUR STEP ON THE WAY DOWN SO NOT TO HURT YOURSELF!!!!!!"
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"and GO...and Bingo was his name-o. Once a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-o."
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"And these two little stars over here form the constellation, the Crusades."
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"Well then it is work I guess."
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"- But first I wanna show you how the plane-arium works. - As if we care."
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"we'd be laaaameee!"
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"- Yeah dude, but I got in the finals for tomorrow! - Goodbye children, thanks for visiting."
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"To not do so makes your stomach ache with needle like sta..."
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"- Aaand Action! - I love cheesy poofs..."
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"- Let's hurry, this costume is hot. - Ok roll camera, and action."
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"Well these boys seem to think you're some kind of sick weirdo"
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"Elvis, escort our guests to the plane-arium."
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"And now you will remember nothing!"
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"You're a fat stupid worthless policeman in a small town, mmkay?"
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"I'm talking nightcourt in a thrift season laaameeahhh!"
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"- I got a callback for the cheesy poof song! -You snuck off and sang that stupid song?"
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"Well detective it looks like you fooled them again."
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"Oh, if you wouldn't mind, would you please follow me?"
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"that's got a master plan to screw with the minds of everyone in town."
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"I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy..."
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"- Oh mom for pete's sake! - Got it!"
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"Let's begin, shall we?"
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"- Hey, who are you? - That... little Missy here runs the big projector for us."
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"Ah drop sucker on that!"
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"- I did it! I did it! - Did what?"
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"- Oh really. - Yeah, I just thought I'd come show them around."
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"Oh wait! Wait! You've got a little eye buger hon."
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"- I love my work. - Whoa dude, you're only as old as us. Shouldn't you be in school?"
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"Hello, you've reached the Broslofski's. Please leave a message."
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"While these stars form the constellation Roger Ebert."
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"- I don't know. I don't even remember what happened! - Wait a minute, where's Eric?"
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"So they know there's nothing to be scared of."
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"I love my work."
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"Well kids how did you like the planetarium?"
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"Stan, I'm gonna be on TV tonight, be sure to watch."
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"- Me too! It was sweet! - Really? What did you like best about it?"
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"Come on, let's get into the plane-arium, shall we?"
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"These stars over here form the constellation of taurus, the bull."
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"- Oh man I don't feel so good. - Me neither, but I loved the planetarium."
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"- Actually this is a pretty inopportune time. - Ok, I'll be quick then."
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"Hello, the Marshes aren't in right now, please leave a message."
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"Goodmorning children and welcome to the plane-arium."
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"we see where the constillation gets its name."
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"Of course officer. Come on in."
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"and had my first talent show audition... - Ok bye."
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"We're going on a fascinating ride through the universe."
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"If I project the drawing of a big dipper on top of it,"
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"- Hello children. - Oh no! They got Chef too!"
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"So I advise you to lean back in your chairs and get comfortable."
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"Here we see the constellation called the Big Dipper."
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"Oh I will Eric.You know I remember when I was a little girl"
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"- come out. - Whoopee..."
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"- This is stupid. - And now I'm going to dim the lights, and let the stars..."
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"- Welcome to the planetarium. - Well it's nice to see you finally got a real job Chef."
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"- I love my work. - I know what you mean. I've always loved the planetarium too."
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"I just wanted to remind you I'm gonna be on Television Tonight, so be sure to watch."
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"- Would you like to see the stars officer? - NO! - That would be super dooper!"
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"- Hi grandma, it's me Eric. - Oh hello Eric. Grandma sure has missed you!"
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"Don't do it officer Barbrady!"
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